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 17.05.2014
in the stick with the stick, and in the hole with the hole, the offspring will not appear! Never ever! Even in the super theory. I don’t care about practice...
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It is wonderful! I have long suggested - to accept marriage applications only with certificates of reproductive health of both spouses. There is nothing unfruitful of normal partners to hold with you, or have fought here. If you are healed, then think about marriage. And yes, if a year after the marriage, the young wife does not present a certificate of pregnancy or a successful birth - divorce. and compulsive. Let the district keep an eye on them to leave. Then see. I got married here without children!!! to
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