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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №92698
 18.01.2014
The class!

Let us immediately call the fools, idiots, fools and puzzles of everyone with whose point of view we disagree! Let everyone see our education, intelligence and vocabulary.

The world will be better!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №92697
 18.01.2014
Petrenko did not release passengers from the gazelle unless they applauded him after every successful manoeuvre on the road.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №92696
 18.01.2014
by bogomol78
my recipe: I pour boiling water couscous, crush algae there for sushi, add olive oil, soy sauce and voila, no wife needs

The Aist:
Do you have sex, and how do you meet your other needs? Eating well, for example?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №92695
 18.01.2014
C "Listened to"

Usually, when people fall asleep, they shake because they are supposedly “retarding.” When I am almost asleep, I feel like a ball is flying in my face. I am a volleyball player

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92694
 18.01.2014
H: Well, it’s simple, because with Snow White in the head, that gnome is a cute, hard-working shortcut, a rookie in a hood, an ornament of a lawn. And not a armored greedy mountain devil with an explosive character and a steel kiwi.
= is
In fact, those dwarfs that are with Snow White are gnomes, small, mimic and decorative peat. And the Tolkien - they are dwarves, "dwarves", directly from the Scandinavian myths, greedy, hard-working mountain swallows with an oppressive character, brutal appearance and a tendency to cut off the legs at the knee of everyone who looks at them from high. Do not confuse.

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92693
 18.01.2014
to this
How I love these women’s games: “Guess why I’m offended by you. And to be even more interesting, I’m not talking to you.”

You know women, of course, are different, but often "offended" and "not talking" are the last measures. And before that it was already "named", " openly spoke" and in some cases even demanded on hanging tones". You’re reminded of what your wife was talking to you for a week before she stopped talking. Funny but men prefer not to do anything at all while you talk to him about the problem, but in two minutes everyone decides when the wife is already in a position " I can't talk to him anymore, still hears nothing".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №92692
 18.01.2014
And we called for mathematics.
From that world?
Roxyandry Nnet From any point of the Lyceum (our school was proudly called Lyceum). We called him Merlin because of his resemblance to the actor. And for the call it was necessary to draw a satanic star, to write the sinus, cosinus, logarithm, root and integral on the sides - and then to ring "SINUS-COSINUS, SECANCE-COSECANCE, MERLIN, COME, COUNT TO FIVE!" and he appeared.


[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №92691
 18.01.2014
Google Answers on the Duration of Sexual Acts:

xxx: My friend bought "Priora", sexual intercourse lasted for 2 years.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №92690
 18.01.2014
For the teachers:

Laughter and rancor over the mistakes of a child will not teach him anything good. Thus, complex vulnerable nudes grow, who then write long angry comments on a humorous site, with a mouth foam proving the obvious.
Snoopers like you. And there, like me.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №92689
 18.01.2014
to this
______
This girl:
_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
Not a fool?

Beginning of Citation
The Idiot:
...
to this:

This is:
and ******
The Hidden Pebble:
____________________
This is:

here here :
to this:
**************
to this
______
To all these:
" to this:
= = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Fighting with the system:
_________________________
What we have as a result:

Go to HER. Please please.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №92688
 18.01.2014
I don’t know, maybe it will be true (let me physiologists or physiologists correct):

A cat came and sat on my stomach. Then close up. Then it completely broke down. And the more he relaxes - the more noticeably it becomes difficult! Is that how he does it?! to

My father told me as a child that it was easier to carry the living than the dead and the unconscious. And the whole thing is that the body of the most ordinary untrained living person in consciousness cannot be absolutely relaxed. Inadvertently, some muscles are strained and redistribute weight so that the carrier becomes easier. And when it is a corpse, there is no such effect, the corpse seems to be heavier. By the way, there are still trained people who in a special way know how to distribute their weight (acrobates, gymnasts, etc.).) is
Your cat on the pulse gradually falls asleep and turns off, goes into an unconscious state, so I think all the same mechanisms are working here.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №92687
 18.01.2014
Drink and don’t send SMS. Get your computer, social networks confused! Write your thoughts on paper and postpone them for tomorrow. It will be the morning of the coming day for the shredder of your food.

Or something all the cotte, odmin... and about the shredder all forgotten ) By the way, the mantra has been tested in practice. From the morning, only you and the shredder know how drunk you are.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №92686
 18.01.2014
She speaks harshly.

I will give up if you laugh.

Olga shows his finger.

She laughs like a child.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №92685
 18.01.2014
<[Yota]Remotion> Yes, I am already feeling upset)

<akshurgi_яаpalлосоK> [Yota]Remotion: Does the egg tickle?

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92684
 18.01.2014
News on 4pda:
The Horizon app will allow you to take photos and videos only horizontally
In the App Store appeared the Horizon app for iPad and iPhone, which allows you to take photos and videos only in horizontal mode regardless of the position of the device.No matter how you hold the smartphone or tablet, while the camera is on, the app automatically switches between the portrait and landscape modes depending on the angle of inclination of the device.

XXX is wow! It is done! You also need an app that prohibits taking photographs in the mirror.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №92683
 18.01.2014
Raven18277A year ago

A man who can jump from the second floor to the back of a horse, land on his ass and not break the cradle is not afraid of himself or his horses, nor of poisoned wine, nor of the guard of the cardinal.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №92682
 18.01.2014
and gt;
I took off WoT’s compass, bought two packs of light bulbs, colour paper, glue and pencil, and offered him instead of playing online to glue models of tanks from light bulbs, to draw and fight on the floor, using furniture and carpet as relief. Even the book "One Hundred Great battles" offered.
XXX: The Next

= is
Not long after she lived the next day.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №92681
 18.01.2014
I don’t know what to think about him. When I spoke that I love 'Crime and Punishment' and 'Groze Pass' because they are heavy, dark and psychologically loaded so that you can choose, he called me a choked maniac. Then I learned that I’m still a ‘blonde in the law’ reviewing, and said I’m a ‘multi-faceted person’ and offered a ice cream. I think he is a madman and a maniac.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92680
 18.01.2014
I wonder why most women now shave their cheeks. In one forum I read that
The hair of the lob is the natural protection of a woman. In extreme cases, they can be cut and barbed at all - not! Deprived of hair, the lob will grow fat to protect itself, or diseases will begin.

I am afraid to shave the beard, suddenly to protect the second will grow.
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Don’t be afraid, this post was posted by British scientists to preserve the populations of pubic lice.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №92679
 18.01.2014
To my colleague, my 12-year-old daughter made a compliment on the day "mamuel, you are so similar to Sasha Grey..." after Google on this topic all the office comes to mind...

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