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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104274
 18.10.2014
AAA: Do you want to go through the game of diplomacy? This anger is less.
BBB: And these people are then surprised by the bombing of Donbass.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №104273
 18.10.2014
Does anyone know that Madagascar has already closed ports?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104272
 18.10.2014
Coffee: So Facebook and Instagram can sell my photos?
Merlin Dietrich: Remember one thing forever, if you use a resource and do not pay for it, then you are not a customer, you are a commodity.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104271
 18.10.2014
CF>In Portal 2 is not just a cooperative. There is a great single-player line (and the co-operative prequel).

And I went to the cooperative, I remember, with myself. With two standing compounds.
Everything you didn’t know about onanism but were afraid to ask.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №104270
 18.10.2014
For more details, please:

Yes, and the wolf on the Red Hat didn’t go for food. So if someone then had to extract something, it wasn’t from the wolf.

Where did you get it? I searched for the originals of fairy tales on the net, so the red hat was just eaten by the wolf, without any grandmothers and woodcutters, just caught into the house and eaten. But the sleeping beauty was picked up and she woke up after 9 months. She gave birth and her son, after losing her chest, began to suck her finger and dry off the veil, because of which she could not wake up.


[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104269
 18.10.2014
I take the room, a young couple lives in the neighboring room, this morning when I wash, I hear the cat from the toilet whisper, I sharply open the door and without looking I say, "Come out, dirty animal." To say that the neighbor who was sitting on the toilet was offgeled means not to say anything.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104268
 18.10.2014
Comrade who made this:
A friend about his girlfriend:
This is a..."
I have bad news for you. You know, ' tell me who is your friend...' and so on? You have a MUDAC.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104267
 18.10.2014
"So beautiful are the snowflakes in your hair" is stupid.
"Wear a hat, idiot!" - it's an absurdity (we still often take it for jealousy, but it's not her)
Look, what cold, do you not want to wear a hat?"- it is care, it usually accompanies love.

[ + 31 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104266
 18.10.2014
Faith cannot be separated from the church by definition.
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Definition from Wikipedia:
The Church (from Greek Ἐκλησία, assembly) — a religious community united by a common dogma.
The key word is community. So it is completely unclear what prevents us from believing but not belonging to the community.
As an example: I am a big fan of Japanese animation, but once going on a march of the anime community and realizing that under this banner is just a crowd of people gathered to bustle, I do not go there anymore and do not relate to their community, while I continue to watch and love the anime.
So what prevents a man from believing in God, but not going to church and not counting himself to it? Especially if he thinks it is a rotten and corrupt structure.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104265
 18.10.2014
20 years old girl, and still innocent!
XXX: Well, not in the sense that...
XXX: And that too.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №104264
 18.10.2014
“Dragon Fly” is probably translated into Russian as “Strie Goat.”

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №104263
 18.10.2014
I sit. I drink cognac with my guests. My cell phone is ringing. The number is my home. I find a radio under my ass. My ass has something to say to me.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104262
 18.10.2014
I fell asleep at the lecture.
Dreamed of a fancy heroine.
Broke into the audience in full combat armor (well, at least it is not visible from which planet she is), approached me and insisted on asking:
Continue to write when?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №104261
 18.10.2014
This is futile:
and----
You know, I would also run away from a man who makes a liquid salad.
And it is not necessary to justify: on the keyboard, the letters "s", "b", "e" are quite close to each other, and "t" - away from them.
and----
Tell about this to any modern smartphone with default keyboard settings (auto-fixing default errors is usually enabled). If the smartphone has the word "glass" in the dictionary, but there is no word "beetle", it will correct the user, without even thinking about the location of the letters. So is!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104260
 18.10.2014
Not agreeing
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About the RPC. Today, not only is the church separated from the state, but also the faith from the church.

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In my country (sarcasm), the church is already part of the state, and it seems like it is secular (
Faith cannot be separated from the church by definition.

I wonder what time Christ would have received if he had gone to the church to pray for the expulsion of Cyril. and. and.
The deadline?! and. He would just be crucified!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104259
 18.10.2014
We live with my wife quite far from the center of the city, in a fairly "hopnic" district. I once lived in the center. I go and she complains to me:
Wife: It seems to me that the more we live here, the less intelligence I have.
Hey, what if I find it?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104258
 18.10.2014
An announcement: "A man will meet a woman, age - 43 years 5 months 24 days 5 hours, weight - 85 kg, 123 grams, height - 183, 45 cm. I work in the Chamber of Measures and Weights.”

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104257
 18.10.2014
Dialogue in the bakery. The girl (d) and the seller (p)
Girl, I have a sweet biscuit.
Maybe a zebra? It is more tasteful.
No, I am a vegetarian.
And I am: Oh

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104256
 18.10.2014
I understood why schoolchildren are so cool and skilled in online games.
They do not drink!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104255
 18.10.2014
Unknown facts from the lives of wonderful people
In the last years of life of the artist Boris Kustodiev due to a severe illness, his legs were refused, but he did not despair, but began to paint with his hands.

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