Okay, I’ll go drink.
I lost my pants, I won’t go.
XXX: no, look at it, I’ll have to eat it )))

Our company is a major developer of industrial systems:
What does this button do?
I do not know. No one has pushed her yet. Everyone is afraid.

Dance as if no one is seeing. Sing as if no one is hearing. Write it as if no one is reading it.

hhh: hope to configure this dumb router
I am a fool.
WOW: WOW as
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay. Now you have a new name.)

The students! Are you tired of being proud of your stupidity?! to

Dialogue with the Boss:
(N) - Svetlana, did you blur prostitutes’ phones on the facade? Or do we make it part of the design?
Let’s take our prostitutes!! to
Hmmm... Interesting...

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I would have to go to bed at the apple of Ferry.

ZZZ: Why is it?

Somewhere deep in my subconscious, I wanted to pour water into a cup. But my brain gave it this way.

My nephew recently got married, and his wife went to advancement courses in the neighboring city. And here she calls him late at night, as usual, what?
He misses her, I say, lonely, I wait... and there is a woman’s voice in her cellphone from the mansion of the apartment. Oh what was there, already in the morning on the train jumped all angry.
In general, it turned out to have ended his Kaspersky license, put for a time free Avast, and that take and tell during the negotiations, with a pleasant female voice, that the bases are updated.
The rest of the woman’s imagination is overwhelming.
We agreed, and he will go back to the courses next year.

Q: Are there any children?

ууу: There are no children yet, we have a cat.We are training on it.Here, for example, I can move him from knees to bed so that he doesn't even wake up.

The Hero in Godwill writes: Trying to fall asleep, I resolved curved integrals in my mind. Sheep for the weak.

Oh, what a wonderful frost today without occupants disappears.

in Krasnoyarsk

XXX: Give me a hint!! to
YYYY: Yes
I got out of the bus early in the morning.
xxx: in the usual waiting for traffic jams at the bus station
XXX: I read the book
xxx: no traffic jams and I suddenly find myself on Lunocharsky (already far from work)
yyy : ) )
XXX: I didn’t even know where I was.
XXX: I don’t think.
XXX: Go back to work and get stuck in a traffic jamming

You minimize communication with me.
I need to mimic.

Every man should remember that more than four ladies do not allow themselves to have even a card bar!
YYY: Every woman should remember that there are 4 valleys, 4 kings and 4 asses in a pond?
YYY: Not to mention the swallow...

The prehistory girl of the group has been running after me for two weeks, asking me to reinstall the OS on the buck. I agreed to bring a boot flash and do everything during the pair. So then:
We are sitting at the last couple in the semester at the cafeteria. He is delighted that we are going to be in charge right now.
The audience is quite quiet, everyone tries to repeat something before the start. I’m sitting behind the last batch, this gorgeous girl behind the first. He turns to me and says complainingly, “Maxim, can I give you something?”
The silence of the tomb, even of Zaf. and cafe. He is silent, waiting for the continuation. I have endured the Mhatov pause-no, I may first give up, tolerate.
After all got out of the pool. and cafe. I got an automatic account.)

Ideally, of course, officials are better hanged not for corruption, but behind the neck. But they are cunning - they have grafted their neck, and they can slip out of the loop.

xxx: A humanitarian student gave me a paper in which, in one sentence, the interaction of three different, in no way related theories of biology, matan, and economics fit. Brad is full, in short, he clearly took this piece from the generator of referrals.
xxx: Tomorrow I will tell him that he has come up with a brilliant topic and all that stands between it and the setup is just the need to justify his proposal and give a few concrete examples.

The friend decided to change the name in the contact, say, from "Ivan Petrov" to "Peter Vasilyev", but the administrators did not allow him. Then he changed his name to “Abram Ziherman” believing that the Jew would not be rejected. has succeeded. And then he submitted a second application, named "Peter Vasilyev," again believing that the Jew would not be rejected. And it succeeded again.

You are a stupid mother...you don’t even have children!

Constantine is
I generally like to explain incomprehensible things to people, the most crestomatic example. I told my colleague at the institute before the history exam that Prince Vsevolod the Great Nest was so nicknamed because he had a large broken beard – a huge beard like that. This is a nest! But it’t be so funny when a friend (and he’s really dumb) asked "A whose
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Anastasia
You are shit, you know that?
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Constantine is
Why is it not?"
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Constantine is
Well, I told you that when the prince ate, there were crumbs left in his beard, and there was a case when he fell asleep in the basement, well, you understand, with his beard up, so to say...
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Anastasia
The Heat
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Constantine is
And the birds sat on their beards and began to knit the little ones, and the wolves saw in this a good sign. Here is!
And he told this beautiful version at the exam as his crown - with all the details. I haven’t seen a member of the Academy of Sciences cry before or after.
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Anastasia
The bone...
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Constantine is
he, unlike my friend, was not a dude, and at first interrogated with a very serious face))))