The program "The burden" on the first channel of the zombies delighted us with the fact that in Russia begins a new, third phase of liberalization of punishments for economic crimes of businessmen. President Medvedev, explaining the essence of what is happening, began with the expression “Our criminal policy...”
Imho is better not to say.

A case in the office: the secretary constantly glued the envelopes, not with a special barrel, but like an old man, from the tongue. Several months have been observed for this specific procedure of business mail outreach. The director got tired and he once, passing by all this show, didn’t mean to throw: "Olečka! Do you know how many calories you get by licking one envelope??" The secretary then for a few months still feared even the fingers to slip while shearing the paper))

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I accidentally found a site of forensic experts, there they post photos of bodies and guess each other: "Why did this man die?" I want to die, I don’t want to be guessed"

Fuck, you don’t lead a girl into a male classroom, and you don’t say, “Lord, how can you, here’s a lady!” – so why are you embarrassed by smokers in the smoking room?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
XXX: 5 minutes and 16 seconds
Are you watching porn?

Natasha: My grandmother told me that for cucumbers to be large they should be planted by a man at the time of standing=)))
Rover: Mda...the number in the shop of rootshones more)

From the Journal of Defense:
...
Explanation to the PR manager of the basics of work with 7zip;
Install the WinRar PR Manager. The reason is untrained employee.
...

Why do you love waves so rarely?
B. Because it’s a really quiet product.
and.. M is!! to
The cellular structure of a waffle of squares is a multi-dimensional mass.
A few more layers, smells of SQL tables – you hear?
On the waffles that I eat, on one layer almost always 256 cubes - cells on both sides.
4 layers - 1024 bits. What could be sweeter than a multi-dimensional table filled with all kinds of tastes?
B. In short, it’s pure cakes, you don’t understand.

C mail questions:

What does " throw the stick " mean? I don’t understand... Does that mean playing a lottery? Please explain!

How much money would they have stolen from us if it had happened in Japan?
No Shoigu could buy a house on Jupiter’s moon and fuck a prostitute there.

How many wonderful discoveries does not disconnect the skype...

Oh my God! Where I work!

XHH: Supply buzzing in the office at night. Managers drink some Chinese tea and stupidly chick. The head of my department feeds everybody with Dutch biscuits... Serega still can’t get away from the fan. In the pharmacy the annual stock of alcoholic... The commercial director at the corporations at six dances.

I’m the only one who sits with a rye with such an expression of the face... and quietly embraces all...

Nothing can unite two people as much as the opportunity to unite a third.

Tagged with: history, fucking

OutGreeNYCH: I come to work in the morning, and here the hallway.... the sarter broke down and the 1st floor, on which the backlaboratory - was overwhelmed by a hole.

OutGreeNyCH: the stock of tests for 1 time they have not received yet

Comrades culinary and sexual slave owners! Keep your contacts.
and girl. I cook well and I really want to fuck.)

And don’t build my eyes, it won’t help.
WOW is OK. I will look seriously. Like an integrator. With the view "I will now take".

At the psychology seminar, analyzing the results of the test:
A: I think you and I are Pofigists.
B: Go on running.

Not many people know that the album of the group Nautilus Pompilius "Apple China" is dedicated to fake iPhones.

Police officers threatened to take me to the police.

Has anyone told you that you are beautiful?
She is: yes
He: Someone told you that you have beautiful eyes.
She is: yes
Did anyone tell you that you were a fucker?
She says: How rude (no of course!
He is Yes! The first NAH!