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[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №19396
 18.08.2009
Sergey, I think you have to go to the end!
It is blunt! I haven’t been so cute in a long time :)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №19395
 18.08.2009
Which beast is the official symbol of Canada?
YYY: The Crane List

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №19394
 18.08.2009
LifeEnder: The cat, when I have music, it’s usually something quiet, plays – takes on the table and rolls in front of the keyboard. This time, I decided to listen to the melody of the dece - the cat met, escaped from the room. When I returned from the kitchen with a cup of coffee, I discovered an epic spectacle of a bunch of shit on a subwoofer. Something suggested me that the cat didn’t like music at all.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №19393
 18.08.2009
Silver Fork: Only a real man can struggle to walk in a wedding dress on the Red Square to prove to everyone that he is really a man!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №19392
 18.08.2009
Y: from me is energy.
X: Go to the toilet – transform energy into matter

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №19391
 18.08.2009
I am (19:43:34 17/08/2009)
Call me a thing.

Favorite (19:43:46 17/08/2009)
Bag with Haven

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №19390
 18.08.2009
Online consultation on the Megaphone website:
17:17:56 Agent7381 > Good morning, JD, how can I help you?
17:19:24 JD > how to unsubscribe from sms with weather and currencies? And, in general, why did the megaphone connect these services to me without my knowledge?
17:21:55 agent7381 > Thank you very much for addressing Megafon. All the good. Consultation is completed.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №19389
 18.08.2009
From a conversation with a stripper:

YYYY :
if a young man wants to a date with a stripper (no mischief, he just liked it),
How is he better at behaving?

The xxx:
In general, there is such a service as an escort - pay money to the box office and go with the chosen girl to squeeze))

YYYY :
Can a stripper work as a prostitute?

The xxx:
Depends on man.
Escorts do not mean sex.

YYYY :
A date with a stripper, what does it mean? and :)

The xxx:
Escorts - Restaurant, club, bowling - everything except sex

and ZZZ:
Is escort when you are not paid for money? is cool.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №19388
 18.08.2009
xxx: I, Yulka, really noticed you when you threw a cup of sweet coffee on your table, poured out the reports, the diary, the keyboard with the mouse and said, "Oh."

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №19387
 18.08.2009
In short, you need to come up with such a chicken to carry eggs with pieces of doctor's sausage. He broke three eggs, burned, eaten and well.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №19386
 18.08.2009
I don’t know how to you, but to me the quotes about the memory of Igor Tkachenko here are not quite appropriate. People come to cheat, thereby insulting this serious affair. I’m not sure you’d be happy if you were remembered in Eralash.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19385
 18.08.2009
xxx: baby, I will surprise you with my culinary talents)))) :*
Oh, and to death ?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №19384
 18.08.2009
A friend at sea:
Why when I dive I immediately pop up... am I so bad?? to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №19383
 18.08.2009
My grandmother looked at me and said so angrily:
Smoking is harmful to health.
The girl hangs for three seconds and gives:
Aunt is stupid?!...
____________________________
You don’t even know how right the girl is.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №19382
 18.08.2009
I sit, fucking, at work, I miss it. From nothing to do decided to read that there his son took Lenka from accounting to school.
for the children.
If you are bitten by a tick - don't waste time in vain - burn the needle over the lighter (not just the gasoline, for example). burn and burn the cloves. If there is no needle at hand, you can light a cigarette.
Here I fell into a precipice. From our children grow smoking small commandos!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №19381
 18.08.2009
Cable at 9 was:
In the apartment I rented, before me lived a guy named Denis. And in the hallway remained his badge from some event with the signature "Day". Beijik on a crocodile, so as if bilateral does. I recently turned it over and read the inscription "Night"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №19380
 18.08.2009
What can you say to a man when he says he’s in love with me as a boy?

YYY: to give

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №19379
 18.08.2009
My wife has a new job:
"Signed a bunch of non-disclosure papers)))
This is such an interesting project. I will tell you at the meeting)"

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №19378
 18.08.2009
A colleague at work sits with a thoughtful look: I want some ugliness... Eat, or do...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №19377
 18.08.2009
In the Moscow Zoo live bobry linuxoids. During the day they sleep, and at night they reassemble houses.

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