The phrase “I am!” sounds life-affirming, even if you just tell your colleagues that you went to lunch.

Announcement of Slang:
The student will take the gift of GANTELY to prepare for the army.
Listen to the channel!

Conversation with an employee after the corporation:
- It is better to drink vodka at a feast, or after a beer, the break is very disgusting.
- Oh, that is, after vodka it gives frosty freshness and smells of chamomile?

Subject: Destruction of
What is the button above?
XXX: He does nothing.
XXX: Pressed 10 times
YYY: You have a voltage
He will burn to the hives.
xxx: there is
8 Where to Repair?
YYY: 1.43
YYY: put 1.2 what
XXX Where are you? ;D
XXX is not online.
XXX is on the net.
xxx: by phone
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Nikita
Buy your own clock.

Rogue
Not in the hours of happiness.

Nikita
Not in the clock.

Rogue
In the hours spent with someone very expensive.

Rogue
With Jack Daniels, for example.

Plya, heroically work as an admin in the school of culture. You go through the hallway in the morning of Monday from the bodyguard, and everyone is smiling at the meeting, the dogs are cultural.

I bought a console with my husband, SONY 2.I played with half a clock, then silenced...I see what I am busy with. In the toy found before the story, lies reading on a 41 inch TV, there 230 pages?! to

News: "Apple has obtained a patent for virtual page overlapping" (the most common way of overlapping).

I do not even want to discuss the patentability.
The feeling that the apple acts like when pumping a character:
- To the next level remains to obtain n patents.

I am writing a message to the girl: Hi, so long ago we did not see each other, that remembering our close relationships, it becomes embarrassing even... maybe tonight in a romantic setting only you and I as in the old good times... ;)
Are you going to play FIFA 08? I thought about it recently too ;)

That is normal, isn’t it?? to

I accidentally stumbled upon a book in the store of a famous figure, bearing the tempting title "How to Make a Million". This masterpiece costs about 100 hryvnia. Printing – 10 thousand No need to read :)

I lie in bed with my wife, I see a pen in her hair.
I said, I have a miracle in my feathers.
I remove the pen. Wife in response
Stay away, I’m going to operate.
Why Why?
Because it is chicken!
I love her.

What you say goodbye to a beautiful woman, you say goodbye to a rich man.

XX: It is actually a pity that the referrals have some framework of design...
XXX: I would have made it. with screenshots, labels, comments of the author
yyy: and the mechanics of Socrates's ethical teachings?
I am so bored to read the text.
xxx: you sit like this, check out another copy paste, and here are the pictures! I'm glad to see the pictures in the books:>
YYY: I have already presented the glimpsing face of our historian looking at photos of someone’s remains.

Winnie who wrote this:

A day ago, my father was attacked by a wild dwarf, brought out all that was in the refrigerator, namely milk with salty cucumbers, an olive salad, soup of unknown origin, which stood there from unknown times, and a finite barrel, which I was going to give to the courtyard dogs, because of the inappropriate smell. By the end of the day, heating the ring of the toilet for the second hour, I hear the dissatisfaction of the father:"Bless, the straw was still not fresh...", as if everything else could be eaten unpunished:)

I have one question: what fucking toilet do you heat if your father eats the straw?

A man must die suddenly, in the midst of his strength, without suspicion, without even guessing about his immediate death, leaving a lot of unfinished affairs, new novels...! to

by Habr

Paranoid: Ah...to gather them all together...and to make them read all the laws they have adopted...
And to force them to live.

I controlled my life a little. For example, under no circumstances do I take sleeping pills and laxatives together. c) Snoop Dogg

In a decent family, even fish in the aquarium look somewhat intelligent.

I am watching the news!
Sometimes I want to know what really happened.

We are in the car with a girl in front of us, a white Volvo. On the back is written: "Practise safe sex. Make love in Volvo" The girl knows poorly English. The dialogue:

Do you want to translate? Practice safe sex. Make love with Volvo." A compliment to the safety of Volvo cars.
Oh, I thought they called themselves Gondons!

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