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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №153948
 19.03.2020
xxx: here I have an unlimited tariff from the green operator, there and so all kinds of youtubers and social networks are free. Where to raise

YYY: From the green operator. When you go to a green bank, call on a fruit phone through a green operator, you don’t want to fuck your head with a taburet from a Scandinavian furniture store?

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №153947
 19.03.2020
And a lot, a lot of viruses, the Rat brought us.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №153946
 19.03.2020
The cleaner =
My daughter is 7 years old and went to 1st class. She liked school so much that she wanted to be a teacher. But since she did not want to wait for the next 15 years, she took all her soft toys and planted them for improvised batches of books. Each handed out a notebook, pencil and with a strict voice began to lead the lesson.
At that time, her mother was washing the floor. I washed everything, only my daughter’s room was left. She opens the door, enters and begins to wash. The daughter gives the phrase:
- Do not get distracted by the strawberries, strawberries, we produce strawberries.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №153945
 19.03.2020
The most crestomatic and most instructive sample of "nulling" is the final "Tales of a Fisherman and a Fish"

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №153944
 19.03.2020
A friend of mine got married a while ago.

Where will you live?

We have a house with a sister. My parents live outside the city.

I asked my sister, did she not mind?

Why, this is my home too.

Is my future husband working?

He will find a job.

Is his father working?

D. No, his wife has contained all his life.

Why do you think he would have such an example?

He is no different, he is no different than his father.

Will you give birth?

We will do it immediately after the wedding.

Does the future husband know?

Is it possible to have a child after marriage?

Will you work or sit with your child?

D to work. Mom will sit with the baby.

My mom knows, did you talk to her about it?

No, she sits, it’s not hard for her.

You are not looking for easy ways, right? Do not get into this adventure.



The result.

I got married.

She closed her husband’s debts by taking a loan on herself.

Born a child.

After a year of living together, when the husband slept until lunch and never went anywhere to work, she divorced him.

Her mother with the child did not sit and did not sit, said to bring the child to her outside the city. The baby was on breastfeeding, so the daughter refused.

She deprived the child of the father, does not allow them to communicate.

She does not communicate with her sister because of scandals related to living with her unemployed husband.

The loan is paid out which was taken for the wedding and the loan with which the debt of the husband was closed.

Oh yes, she is looking for a man who will keep her and someone else’s child and pay the loan for her wedding.

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