What are you doing, aaah!! to

There were cats on the way.

The poor cats.

Sysadmin has been arranged to us diversely developed.

His name is Pushkin. And in accounting he was nicknamed Gogol))

I am in shock! I don’t know with whom to share.
I went to a shop in the village. On the way back, the road stopped - to the house about a kilometer, it was lazy to go. While I was driving, the man asked me if I liked cognac. I say no, I don’t like it at all, at all. If you need to drink one or two glasses of vodka. He said, “Well, buy yourself something delicious, and put your hand in a bag of food. I come home - in the package two papers: 500 and 100 rubles. What was it?! to

The biggest misconception of a woman is that she will change.
The biggest mistake of a man is that he will not go anywhere.

(Woman goes to the gym)
There will soon be no shirt on your blade!
I wear the size M very well.
The word “mammon”?

Where is Karl? Did you break it up and put it in a box with socks?
YYY: What is it? I don’t have a box with socks.

My grandmother lived with two strawberries.
They ate sushi and drank sushi.
Lord Jesus.

We were kicked up by the kids at ZAGS. They gathered little things, bought beautiful rings from wire with glass. Mom and Dad, if you were already married, we bought you rings. (The oldest was 7 years old). Well, I had to inform the state about intimate relationships. The third child was born in joy. Nothing except my name has changed. The property was distributed in equal shares before the wedding. We might go to the ZAGS right away, but there was no money for the wedding, parents on both sides sent us to a walking erotic, two students, 19 years old, friends without a year week, what a fun wedding, run away in a year. 13 years, the flight is normal. And it happens, yes. FIG knows what’s going to happen next, we’ll survive – we’ll see.

That is, her family was looking for a way to solve their apartment problem at the expense of the wedding, and he was an adapter? The beauty! A model of female logic.

Idiots wrote that. The family was looking for a way to solve the apartment issue for a young family.
Everyone understood his own corruption.

and LIFHACK:

I was looking for a cat puppet. In the process she was bitten, scratched, scratched. Whether the hair is thick, or the cat is blunt. not found. But Michai, the cat, pleased, wants to play more )))

How to find a cat's bud: somewhere in the middle of the cat's bud can be felt a small depth. Here is his puppet.

Property transactions are better done without being married. This as an example.

A notary to help you, you can do in marriage, only with intelligence. As an example, a couple decided to buy an apartment, she had two lamas, he had three, notarial shares in common property and all. Where did they get? In the case of divorce, the property was sold, the parents helped) divides according to shares.

And all your excuses are just insecurity in your partner that this is what it is, for the rest of your life. Not the love of Nietzsche.

In our boys several girls in the sixth-seventh grade were constantly striking their shirts, then all kinds of places were touched... I dreamed that I was in their place, I would smell eggs for such a thing... Well, or at least a heels with all the feet or leg bones...
and breath.
But for some reason no one touched me.

Therefore, they did not strike what they heard - from this sting can be. A "care for equal" boys are neither taught nor taught.

I see, many are trying to underestimate the value of marriage - and divorce easily, and generally no guarantees... without understanding the simple thing - the pursuit of worship is not a guarantee, but an intention.
Yes, there are no guarantees... But there is a desire and a desire to live life with this person. Is it not?

Equal is when you have flowers, candy, restaurants and other delights, and we have beautiful eyes and promises to think?

I once offered a guy a box of candy, he was offended.
and :)
Are you sure you will get a bouquet of flowers in response?

xxx: I wondered - why HR climb on social networks to candidates, and then wonder?
xxx: they would still climb into cowards, and then fight in hysteria, finding a member there.

One online store where I buy all kinds of household stuff is good for everyone, except for one: call with an offer of the type "we have a stock - three garbage cans at the price of two!"" succeeds at the most inappropriate moment (well, and generally begins to hang what is ringing, not writing). I can get a suggestion from the boss, perform a marital duty, or wait there at a dying grandmother’s hospital bed – they’re here like here!

Whenever I read on the Internet complaints about irresponsible customers who do not value good treatment, I remember these beautiful people. I want to kill immediately.

I watch the series. I come to the conclusion that the structure of American society is as follows: psychotherapists, psychotherapists, psychotherapists, lawyers, lawyers, lawyers, lawyers, psychotherapists, lawyers, psychotherapists, and all this is slightly diluted by maniacs and farmers. Other combinations are allowed.

xxx: Do you know what is the difference between flash and Steve Jobs, who buried this flash?
The funeral of Steve Jobs

I needed a job and I learned from a friend about a job in a company. My friend says, go out, talk. I gave my phone number, I called and I was told when to come. They talked and said they would call back. I went out of the territory (15 meters left) as the guard runs out with a scream: "Stop, I am!" He runs after me. I assessed the situation (I was caught up to be under 2 meters tall and weighing about 90 kg, and I was low) and let’s run around him. He caught me up and took me back. As it turned out, this new guy on the second day of the internship and when I went outside the territory, he called the mayor. The director asked if I went out, and he said, “Yes.” And then the director shouted to him, “Why did you let him go? Who allowed it?” I didn’t have time to say it was a joke as he rushed to me. by Sam Zam. I thought he would go to me and ask me to stay, and then say that I was taken to work, but he didn’t expect him to just throw me on my shoulder and bring me back.

Everyone has been running, and I’ve been working there for 2 months) Every day something new) Fun collective

A friend of my father, and myself for years, for a long time, alone, in the village, cared for his elderly mother. She was sick for a long time and did not get out of bed. Experiencing that she "has already grown old, but God does not take her away," she constantly lamented the inconveniences brought to her son.

One day, after a long mourning, she demanded, “I will save you from your worries, give me poison!”



The son poured into a glass of vodka (mother did not see it), submissively, without explanations offered, "Look, as you asked, poison. “Drink!”



The mother gathered for a moment, said goodbye to the son with a sad look, and then decidedly drank.



Then there was the look of the deeply deceived man: "If so, then let me eat!"