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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №91990
 02.01.2014
I work in the security.I protect the university community.There are a lot of foreign students living in it and still teaching is not local.The first number of 4 o'clock in the morning I go through the floors with a check.In the hall of the 4th floor I see a picture behind a covered lawn Japanese teaching husband and wife are sober, and two students are black against them.One from Cote d'Ivoire and another from the Congo.And here Ivory shows the Japanese a doula and says:KURILY!!!!!!! Here you are, half an hour.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №91989
 02.01.2014
The smart fox:

The mystery of spotted cocoa has been uncovered – I found a piece of chocolate on my back under my clothes.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №91988
 02.01.2014
Santa and Shaurma are perfectly combined. After all, you walk around the houses at seven o'clock in the evening, you don't sit at the table anywhere - or they will be fed, drunk and knocked out of the schedule. And even a fairy tale character wants to eat. I am telling you like a real Santa Claus.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №91987
 02.01.2014
Age is when "And this is our time..."
and age by age.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №91986
 02.01.2014
Everyone has probably heard of the game Plague Inc., where you come up with your own disease and kill it all of humanity. I lie with my wonderful (who, by the way, is a geneticist), he plays her. and further dialogue.
He said, “Oh! I have killed more than sixty percent of the world’s population! Not exactly me, but you. I decided to call this disease by your name. And yes, look, she’s active like you, she’s killing!
Romance is fucking.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №91985
 02.01.2014
Hello to the guys from the black helendvagen, who on the New Year's Eve on a tank tank on a mosaic started a Chinese lighthouse!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №91984
 02.01.2014
We discussed with a friend what the husbands gave for the New Year. A husband belongs to the type of men who, if they do not know what to give, give them diamonds. He gave me white gold with diamonds. and yours? I: - And my belongs to the type of men who, if they don't know what to give, give a nihua. So my gave me a nichu))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №91983
 02.01.2014
Do you have time management? :)
ealand: because a typical case:... luckily I read another chapter before going to bed (I will clean the cave in Skyrim, I will watch another series, I will write this procedure, and I will...).? to

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91982
 02.01.2014
Children’s memories of a celebrity.

We lived so poorly, there was socialism, there was nothing in the shops, there was always a line for food, and even often in our houses the chicken broth was made of black bread rather than white.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91981
 02.01.2014
It looks like a guy with dollars bought skies to learn to ride them this winter.

[ + 17 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91980
 02.01.2014
T: They say the movie was going to be filmed on the Miyazaki cartoon. With such a 12-year-old witch that is already half-internet... handshake.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №91979
 02.01.2014
XXX: By the way, I have a small other than the usual words like “mama-pappa,” from somewhere came the word cocaine, with some kind of pindoic accent.
XXX: Yesterday I sat feeding him in the evening, he in the niche under the window says with his finger:
and cocaine!
I am :
There is no cocaine.
Stirling, type, no, I do not agree.
Do you think we hide it from you?
He affirmed the bush.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №91978
 02.01.2014
xxx: There are two types of blind text: not looking at the keyboard and not looking at the monitor.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91977
 02.01.2014
Some get to all cami, others do not allow income.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №91976
 02.01.2014
Trying to pronounce the word "xerox", the rabbit gathered all the cats around him in the micro-area.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №91975
 02.01.2014
So why did you get attached to Legolas in "The Hobbit"?
He cared for a woman in the Hobbit, this is a brutal one. And in the Lord he found happiness with the gnome. It’s not so glamorous to be in such a couple!

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91974
 02.01.2014
Citation
" Someone has written:
The system requirements:
Minimum: CPU 100 MHz, 32 Mb, 2 Mb Video, 1000 MB HDD
Recommended: CPU 150 MHz, 64 Mb, 4 Mb Video, 1000 MB HDD
✔ OS: 2000 / XP / Vista / 7"

From the comments: Strictly speaking, it will go in the microwave.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №91973
 02.01.2014
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She says she has all her socks.

yyy (1:34) :
What is it? ? ?

xxx ( 1 34) :
Yes, he takes them for 10 p. for a couple or 20,
He says he can allow, smoking type stopped.
He is right,
A pack of cigarettes = 5 pairs of socks

yyy (1:35) :
Here you see
I quit smoking and sat down on my socks, you’re all dependent.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №91972
 02.01.2014
xxx: All with the coming year 2014, all of horse health, horse endurance and strength
YYY: And member

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №91971
 02.01.2014
As you meet the new year, so you will spend it!
Are you a fool?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
All the fucking, not so. Everyone celebrates the new year by listening to the fool who congratulates on all channels and whispers. Are you sure you want to binge and listen to a fool all year round?
Fuck, fuck you will argue :(

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