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[ + 107 - ] Comment quote №22043
 02.11.2009
In the guests well, but at home you can crack.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №22042
 02.11.2009
We had a mouse at home. One day I woke up from running on the bed. It was a pity to kill her, so I kept her running, leaving her food in the closet and cleaning behind her every day. Now she is trained. He no longer runs away when I open the closet, but just looks with the reproach "Close the door, it’s cold". This is how I got a pet.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №22041
 02.11.2009
I was a witness last year, as a steep black jeep on the Sokol was driving along the tramway path, and when he stopped in front of the tram that was going in front of him, he began to bicycle.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №22040
 02.11.2009
Only in Russia the student looking for a notebook on the table finds socks and with the phrase "no is not bad" clothes.

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22039
 02.11.2009
DrЁma (14:37:48 31/10/2009)
Give me a birthday gift for Fallos!!! to
shefvangree (14:38:32 31/10/2009)
Yes, I’d rather give you a seasonal subscription for my real, live, ROLF.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №22038
 02.11.2009
Viewing pictures of rented apartments
She: Yes, in such a neighborhood instead of home clothes you have to walk in a evening dress and heels!
He and Cancer

[ + 103 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22037
 02.11.2009
The swine flu. My husband works as a doctor in a regular clinic and he already had several cases of this swine flu - in the end, he got sick with them himself. Alive, healthy and not snoring.) I am currently sick, for all the symptoms they are - I am not going to die, the truth is that I have a rhinitis))) California flu is a LESS form of flu, dangerous only with complications - pneumonia. This will not happen if you, sick, are treated. Any ARI can give a complication, with a great desire. And death is the last case, a woman in the last months of pregnancy - there the whole immunity has already been given to the child, just any wound could end so.
So live peacefully, health to you and do not panic without a reason)))
Bring it to you.
I apologize for the UG, but I did not hold back, because they were delayed.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №22036
 02.11.2009
You risk losing a girl:

The girl herself has been lying with pneumonia for a week and is already drinking a second course of antibiotics, which nichren does not help.

Pneumonia can be fatal, and most bacteria have immunity to some part of the antibiotics, so you need to change the type or type of antibiotics and make them intramuscularly, not just drink.!..

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №22035
 02.11.2009
Maxim Dubovoy wrote
Today at 22:53
No one wants to sleep with me (maybe everyone thinks I’m gay)

[ + 106 - ] Comment quote №22034
 02.11.2009
My acquaintance constantly runs to the company and asks me to write something on a cardboard, say for bread, etc. They don’t know how to read, well, he writes to them "Koplu on Bentley", "I want to go to the ruble" and so on. So to him now the turn in the morning, say others do not write and give them little money, and when he writes well give.

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22033
 02.11.2009
The evening. I go home. The route did not wait - decided to walk. Suddenly I see a long-awaited one. Pulling his hand, he targeted the middle door. The driver saw me and dropped the speed. I got on the bus, I run. I am running. The driver drives slowly, but does not open the door or brake. He just goes. And I am running. Add the speed. The driver also drowned. "Look, shit!" – I think – "Go to the garden:(". I take a quick step. The driver also decreases speed. "What is it?" I hear the scream from behind: "The back door..."

[ + 39 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22032
 02.11.2009
Overnight, the country became Muslim: women cover their faces, and no one eats pork.

[ + 88 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22031
 02.11.2009
I wrote here about Dimon, who had a whole discount card rental site to take revenge on the gopniks :) So, this is about him.

He was surrounded by water from his car. Everybody knows what are the groves now - not much of what is dirty, but also cold. A pleasant little. Well, it has been done and done - usually the driver does not pay attention to such a phenomenon at all and leaves unpunished. But it was painted on the rear glass with the inscription "I sell", phone and name.

Dimon’s memory is good.

In short, the same evening this phone and this name, equipped with extremely pederastic appearance photo, were present on all popular dating sites (with the option of looking for a guy or a couple of M+M") and on dozens of corresponding forums.

I used to joke about Dimon that I was afraid of him, and now I feel like I really get a little bit sick with him. I control myself subconsciously, as if with the rector or there with the mind I speak. A long way away, I can hear.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №22030
 02.11.2009
I know why I stopped drinking!! to
It’s all about mating!!! to
Everyone said, “You drink, you don’t love me!”
I loved them, but alcohol didn’t bother me.
But only she said, “Don’t drink, you’re preventing me from loving you!”and "
Olivia is!! to

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №22029
 02.11.2009
She: We have the sound gone :'(
He: How is it?
He: not at all?
She: This is how. There is no sound:'(
She is: Entirely:'
He: the columns in the socket here, or the wire moved.
Look at the red lamp burning from behind.
She is burning
It: Wire from the columns to the control system.
She: What is it?
He is the one who has been stumbled. The contacts can be locked.
It does not help:'
Increase the noise.
She is: Hurra!!!!!! to

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22028
 02.11.2009
I go home with my dad today. I see, and above some dark fifth floor, a vortex of crowns.
Yyy: It seems to be before the winter.
YYY: I say to Dad "Look, straight like in the Night Watch. Who has cursed anyone?"
yyy:Father answers "Yes, my mother seems to be her daughter." Here in front of my eyes, this wreath moves and stops above my head.
yyy: And I give out the phrase of the century "Dad, I don’t seem to have the bed at home".

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №22027
 02.11.2009
xxx: I seem to be too close to the compound )))
xxx: I just got up from the chair and the windscreen sounded off the device :)

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №22026
 02.11.2009
A generation has grown, a generation has grown.
Imagine what happens when you and I become grandparents.
I retired, and you want a varicella, you want an ambulance... you do not need to botanize, you do not need to go to work, sit down and browse the Internet, nobody will tell you a word))
And while young - march, scuco, on the street!!! Go out, go out, go out at last!! to
In retirement, there is nothing to write on the blog.
=) is

[ + 147 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22025
 02.11.2009
Google doesn’t like the Chinese.
On the question of the "fucking Koreans" he replied that I may have made a mistake and meant the "fucking Chinese".
0 - O

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №22024
 02.11.2009
In a dispute truth is born and friendship is destroyed.

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