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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14872
 02.03.2009
I worked in a nightclub as a cook.Blu, there was the habit of leaving every shabby alterner.In short, a huge cuddle was cut out of carrots)))And the note was sprinkled everywhere.Tipo, look there, look there....Quest, ebti))And the cock hid in the freezer with the note:You came to watch or work on the cock???)))Bla, and the general found it...On the day, scuco, decided to check the frozen freezers or not...A fine of 50p.-for damaging carrots))He probably liked the quest))

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14871
 02.03.2009
andquot;
yyy: yes, caroch... the neighbors stumbled... from above which... read in the inlet... that if you stretch the film sortyr... and with all the pads on it... then the neighbors below the ceiling will be in the shit
..."

The young man. Thousands of people were clever.


[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14870
 02.03.2009
Is your Mozilla open?
No no, my brother.
XXX: The Brotherhood of Mozilla.

[ + 53 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14869
 02.03.2009
She:....yes, or you break your Z from the servers at least once every 3 days.. or you make an agreement with a nice neighbor.
I forgot that sex is four times a night. I forgot it was like that.

12 condoms for 2 years!!!! to

Witness: Print a chart and hang on the wall - to mark.
Imagine the fines.

What is the penalty for the lack of internet?

You don’t need to go, at all.
You can eat peelings, and raw.
Wear socks until they stick.
Unbearable to shit.
Sex is indifferent

What to punish ?

Witness: эх... you don’t even know how I understand you...
A bowl on the head?

It was : was.
"And for what??" and an astonished look

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14868
 02.03.2009
Well, here and wait) "6 March group "Beasts" will perform in Bobruisk"))) In Bobruisk, animals, in Bobruisk!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14867
 02.03.2009
Properly the proposal - all our needs in communication about quotes are elementarly decided not popular now "K..K...K...No...", and the neighboring site - the forum on quotes of Bach. Per anyone who is not lazy will organize such a forum. And the administrators of Bashorg still allow the reference to discuss near the quotation, but it will not be conducted on the section on the BASH, but on the forum, which formally has no relationship to the BASH, they are not responsible for it (and for its content), and which are administered not by them, but by true enthusiasts - BASH fans...

How to you? If the topic seems nothing, we put a plus. Avos and the site will appear and the admin will see the quote and go to the meeting. There is no way to create such a forum.
Gissen
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And what I agree, I can do, only a slander with the opinion of the admins of Bash, if they give good I will do.)
Aravan

[ + 67 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14866
 02.03.2009
49773 (saved 2009-02-28 at 23:25)
My girlfriend burned.
I went to the dusk, where, as I knew, there would be a bunch of guys and drinks.
After a while, he calls and asks very soberly:
If I eat the seed of another man, will it be treason?
I don’t know what to say, but her phone is cut off.
In the morning, it turns out that they had nothing to eat, and only milk remained from the seed.
Biologists are fucking.
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Just another naive ?
and the girl was good, almost burned by drunkenness, but turned off originally)))

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14865
 02.03.2009
X: What is rum?
This is like a pirate vodka.
X: Is it not licensed?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14864
 02.03.2009
by Rabby-chan
According to RBC:
"In the U.S. arrested man who tried to infect Obama with AIDS"

I had a couple of funny associations.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14863
 02.03.2009
Discotheque Accident - H.H.H. and RNR.
How did they manage to reveal the whole life of a single web programmer in the title of one song?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14862
 02.03.2009
1: by the way, about lithiums - I was already 9 years old thinking about my future sexual life, how not to get confused with clamps... well, in general, there was no mommy's caddy at home, I got her lithiums, studied the design of clamps and trained. and када was the first sexas, I removed the lithium so loudly and professionally from the chuvish, as she saw...
You are a maniac!
1: and in Soviet times, in addition to the hooks, there were such plastic round clamps, so I own the technique of stretching and those we are familiar with!
2 to burn!

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14861
 02.03.2009
Today two friends came to me, because I need to fix the computer, well, I let them sit and talk, I turned away, and they put off their belts and wore their hands, I thought sadomaso and they had the money on the net ended and what I't bother them slid on the inuit... here are what guys became...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14860
 02.03.2009
by Toyda:
What about the children?
by Ksenia:
I hope to have a child because of my husband, not my husband because of my child.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14859
 02.03.2009
I never betray my beloved man.
Now it remains to be determined which of them is the favorite...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №14858
 02.03.2009
by Soladzur:
My wife sells advertising. Call companies on the list. Another phone call asks for a salesman. out of the tube, bored, waved so, hopelessly:
We fired all the marketers. They are useless. You are useless too. to Goodbye.

[ + -7 - ] Comment quote №14857
 02.03.2009
Where the mosquito does not squeeze the nose, the envy is a thick fist in the fist.
will notice.
by Yuri Tatarkin

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №14856
 02.03.2009
The real history of the life of the transcribers of Kazakhstan (just now
of correspondence).
Transcribers are forced to report how much is transcribed:
1st Men are
2nd women
Three The Kazakhstan...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №14855
 02.03.2009
Two students from the military department decided to roll the flag:
What is heavier: a kilogram of wool or a kilogram of iron?
Kilogram of iron.
It is wrong, the same way.
I will give you a pound of water first, and then
A kilogram of iron, let’s see.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №14854
 02.03.2009
xxx is. No matter how much I watched Putin and Medvedev on television, I never saw that one of them would cast a shadow away!
YYYYY Hm However.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №14853
 02.03.2009
SparkOfAHELL: I walk through the street, I walk past the store "Newborn goods". In the vitrine are hanged all kinds of slides and toys and photographs of smiling carapuses. And above all this, the inscription that just killed me: "Fly - you will not regret it!"...

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