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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94731
 02.03.2014
"It is unclear to me with which hero the Crimean affairs are concerned with the Lithuanian minister"

It is (C)
Any neighboring country with Russia should now be concerned.
Especially the Baltic. You know, they already have that experience.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94730
 02.03.2014
What do you know about self-control? I sit behind the compound, eat seeds, a bunch of purification accumulated in a bag next to the table. I accidentally pull my hand, and the entire shell flies over the table and the floor. Okay, I wasn’t upset, I was an optimist) I went for the wreath, melted. I swept the whole room. I go to the exit, and here I accidentally cling to the door. Everything is falling apart again! Okay, calmly, everything has been gathered again, I go on, the urn is near. And here I get stuck with the savage for the next cushion...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №94729
 02.03.2014
1 March in Khabarovsk. 10 in the wind. In the bus is a man in one shirt with a mobile phone and a bag.
Bite it out, Chelyabinsk!

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94728
 02.03.2014
The Lucky:
This

Grigorij Zhigalov: Russia officially declared war on Ukraine. Meanwhile, troops were introduced in Ukraine in advance, secretly, without declaring war. Who are the fascists then?

I may not understand, but how can you enter the army? Secretly in a foreign country? It is not five people. Where are the strangers to protect her? Where is the Army? Did none of them notice anything? Per you have a brain maidan and a spring exacerbation of sovereignty? If not, then you have a strange country.

In other countries, border guards and the army are in normal shape. We have three people forgotten by their state, one shepherd with sick kidneys and a rugged submarine. And, by the way, none of them and thoughts have to stop those who will make their lives better. Truth is better. Because what is now happening here is a complete p""children and blasphemy.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №94727
 02.03.2014
(this year)
Sierra Leone authorities announced on Saturday the discovery of a diamond, the estimated value of which could be up to $6.2 million, reports Agence France-Presse.
The diamond was mined last week in the eastern province of Cono. The weight of the diamond was estimated at 153 carats, which is significantly greater than the largest discovery of 2013 — a precious stone weighing 125 carats.
(YYYY)
The price of the diamond is such that now the entire population of Sierra Leone can rest a year in Sierra Leone.
and ZZZ
Is it possible to make glass cuts?


[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94726
 02.03.2014
YYY: I decided to sing songs with a sick voice, after 30 minutes came a neighbor from below and knocked on me for the fact that I was beating a child and he clearly heard the child’s voice, I said it was I sang, he didn’t believe it and said the police will call...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №94725
 02.03.2014

Fighting between Russia and Ukraine has spread to VKontakte.
In two days of fighting, both sides lost much of common sense.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94724
 02.03.2014
Do Russians want war?
Ask the silence.
Over the breadth of pastures and fields,
And in Berez and Topol.
Ask those soldiers.
which lie under the bars,
And their sons will answer you,
The Russians want war.
Not just for their country.
The soldiers died in the war.
For the people of the whole earth
They could sleep peacefully at night.
Ask those who fought.
Who embraced us in Elbe
We are faithful to this memory,
The Russians want war.
We know how to fight,
But we do not want to again.
Soldiers fell in battle.
on his bitter earth.
Ask your mothers.
Ask my wife,
Then you must understand,
The Russians want war.
The dog and the fisherman.
Understand the worker and the barracks,
The people of any country,
The Russians want war.
___________________________
Don’t forget and don’t let yourself forget that war is not just a word.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №94723
 02.03.2014
The milk will escape.
No one has ever escaped me!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94722
 02.03.2014
Germany has demanded explanations from Russia why the early morning, illegally invaded the territory of Ukraine

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №94721
 02.03.2014
Tagged: blaze
Loki: "shaped tomato, remove the skin and squeeze it, then add to soup"
Did he see that tomato?
The wind :?
Loki: He’s hard like Stallone’s eggs
Tagged with: rofl

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94720
 02.03.2014
Where is the Ukrainian flag on the Ukrainian ship?

Of sheets, blue color and pure enthusiasm.

[ + 35 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94719
 02.03.2014
Why is everyone so concerned about the Russian flag in Crimea? Why does nobody ask themselves the question "and where did Crimea come from in Ukraine?"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94718
 02.03.2014
God, what’s going on in your head! This is the reverse side of logic.
I always knew I was wearing something and now I will be beaten.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94717
 02.03.2014
from Habr. And don’t whisper – the IT-source, everything on the subject.
I propose to think about how to live and work in conditions of a total ban on everything, when there are no legal ways to obtain the rights guaranteed by the Constitution of Russia.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №94716
 02.03.2014
Amatorero: And sweets "Rumashka" would be much more in demand!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94715
 02.03.2014
Another video on YouTube where cliché does not expose, the first comments:

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I don’t know how to say in language.
Don’t bother him, let him explain it in Russian.
— — —
He is also a Russian idiot...
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[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94714
 02.03.2014
Comments on the article "Russia will demand from Belarus support in the conflict with Ukraine, experts are convinced" on тутбай:

Gregory, don’t take off the phone!! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94713
 02.03.2014
Students: We smell of smoke there.
Let’s go and smell.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №94712
 02.03.2014
Postal mail: writes to us, the Russians, the Canadian.

Hi there,
Thanks to those who have already sent in their inventories.
and Rich.

P.S And thanks for a great Olympics! The Hockey...Ahem...I mean the figure skating was great!

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