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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №156380
 02.06.2021
xxx: I have always been a quiet, calm and peaceful person, but I have always solved issues with hooligans only by violence, otherwise they do not understand. In the kindergarten, I broke the bread-cutting hooligans. He mocked everyone, including me. It didn’t blow me, but one day he broke my Robockop toy, which I liked very much, and I calmly took a heavy Soviet metal truck, the color of the hack, and in front of the eyes of the educators quietly wrapped it with him all over the face of this boy. Of course, sores, tears, blood, but until the end of the garden of problems he no longer delivered anyone. In school I had no problems with the hooligans until the 5th grade, and then we began to translate all kinds of declared elements, I approached and silently broke the nose of the chief of the hooligans, until the end of school they did not call me at all, except by name and paternity. I think so first break the slice of bread - questions then never failed.



Yyy: "Until the end of school they did not call me, except by name and paternity"

I was willing to believe it, but this detail ruined everything.



Zzzz: So he was a teacher.



YYY: And this detail put everything in its place.)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №156379
 02.06.2021
A friend of mine once told me she was going. I ask where he goes. It turned out that in the elevator)) by the idea did not lie))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №156378
 02.06.2021
XXX: And I was beaten in school for coming with the lessons I did. In the sixth grade, before me, once again, the local hoppers, in the style of "E, glasses, let smoke," the good day was sunny, I asked to give me a cigarette, removed the glasses, the right eye +3.5, and focusing the sun on the tip of the cigarette, swelled the coal, after which a couple of times blown, and stretched the smoked cigarette to the head of the hoppers. Then it sounded something like - "No, you are really a smart botan, not just so hardened, if someone will offend, say that Lopata will break for you." After that, I really stopped getting stuck, until the end of school.



My applause to you!! I can imagine how impressive you made them!



zzz: This is even now in the translation of the nicker's impression produces)

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №156377
 02.06.2021
To wake up happy every morning, you need to go to bed happy.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №156376
 02.06.2021
I went to a network store in the province to buy water.

“Please make a mask,” said the saleswoman politely.

No pocket, I forgot it in the car. I shake my hands, hoping for a relief... The seller closes her eyes and sounds the famous word: “Haaalaya! “Sell the young man water!” In the hall floats Galli (in a mask). It pushes me away with its considerable dimensions from the box by meter. Silence takes money from my unwilling hands, gives it to the treasurer, takes and gives me water and floats back into the cage.

The law observed? Yes is. Did the client get what he wanted? Yes is. The Combo!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №156375
 02.06.2021
and 500 million? It’s about six months of eternal friendship. Would you extend?
Alexander Grigorievich, you’ve gotten out!

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