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 02.06.2021
I went to a network store in the province to buy water.

“Please make a mask,” said the saleswoman politely.

No pocket, I forgot it in the car. I shake my hands, hoping for a relief... The seller closes her eyes and sounds the famous word: “Haaalaya! “Sell the young man water!” In the hall floats Galli (in a mask). It pushes me away with its considerable dimensions from the box by meter. Silence takes money from my unwilling hands, gives it to the treasurer, takes and gives me water and floats back into the cage.

The law observed? Yes is. Did the client get what he wanted? Yes is. The Combo!
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2021-05-31/#1217222
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