cnd: key "7" on the keyboard broke
WAWA: Why is it?
cnd: I asked too many questions...

In the old old days, in my youth, I was fascinated by hacking mailboxes for interest, presenting a list of five secret questions that you should not write to restore a password.
1) What color is my hair? (Yes yes! It is! Blonde for the first time.
What color are my eyes? (Cary came from the second time)
In which city/country/planet do I live? (usually from the first time after viewing the infos in aske)
What is my zodiac sign (their 12, maximum from 12 times)
5) Any info from ZJ, blog and personal page in the innet.

The Five Funny Questions.

With whom did I change my husband? (I hope my husband saw it)
2) What is the name of my little friend?
The girl's surname of my cousin's cousin
4) My weight (it's great if the person forgot the password - went, weighed, fit? almost like a fingerprint - the main thing is not to get fat or lose weight)

And most importantly - remember, there will always be a person smarter than a brutforcer :) fool and firewall and antivirus will not save.

WB

xxx: I decided to take the female pads as a steel. I come to the pharmacy, ask for pads, they ask me: what size do you have? I am on the machine and answer: forty-first.
XX: I don’t often want to fail through the earth.
The saleswoman, which is remarkable, immediately understood everything.

to this:
To my wife came the sms: "Mommy, this is my new number, put 200, then I will explain everything, and our son is only 3 months old, how he will explain if he can't even talk.
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It was written: Then. It will explain (explain)

People!! to
Make someone a screensaver so that when it was turned on, a Word document was visible, gradually filling up with text and all this under a quiet tap of the keys...mmmmmm...

P.S
I search on Google every day.

Parents sometimes shock their niipazza with logic.
YYY: What is it?
xxx: Yes, they told me that they wanted to call me Anton, but they changed their mind because they would be annoyed by Antoshka-kartoshka, and they would not think that they would be annoyed by Denishka-Pipishka.

The Internet provider. On the support (C) calls the Subscriber (A), dialogue:
C: Hi, technical support ***, I listen to you
A: Hi, I live at the address ***, I broke my washing machine!
C: (surprisingly) We do not sell washing machines.
A: How is it? I bought it from you!! to
A: Woman, we provide access to the Internet, but we DO NOT sell washing machines, nor do we do them.
A: It is right! I bought it through the internet! So do repair!

The inscription on the banner of Chevrolet Niva: No day without adventures!

Romed ‎
The Indian Armed Forces requested from the United States detailed information about anti-aircraft missile systems Patriot
Romed ‎
Do they not have Google?

What to give a girl for 30 years?
She is married?
He is NEA.
She is a Falun Dafa!! to
He: Not going to fall... a gift from the whole office.
This is a big plush toy.
She: With a sweaty pocket.
It is for the Falun Gong!!! to

xxx> Who knows what number the New Year's Eve is?
yyy> I don’t know who, but I’m scheduled for December 31
yyy> in the spring

Prayer for the programmer: "God save and save as..."

Annette
Why is my torrent rating constantly falling?
M1 (A)
Give what you jumped.
Annette
And no one is telling me why.
M1 (A)
Do you name something or move it to other files?
Annette
I just remove.

to this:
I honestly don’t understand: cute girls, what’s stopping you from painting? Is it so hard to go to a beauty salon and give yourself an hour or two a day? I just can't see unpainted unpainted girls. And if at the same time with the hair full guard, then generally bear ><
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Sometimes coloring prevents allergies.
Sometimes going to a beauty salon prevents the lack of money.
Sometimes an hour or two a day is just not (child, sick mother, school, etc.)) is
And in general, do not get stuck in the pictures of Lisa and Cosmo - natural beauty is better than painted dolls in fear.

I will delete the board with the schedule in the Insta. Someone approaches from behind and over time cries out, "But, again two pairs of economies fucking." Economic Theory 0_o

XXX: How is it?
I want to sleep!
YYY: And you’ve already had this quasi-modal existence... or how is it?
The square dispersion.
yyy: chromatic aberration
YYY: YYYY...
yyy: Paranoid quintessence
YYY: Not that...
XXX: Cognitive Dissonance
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! to
XXX: but your options are no more.

I went to the bathroom yesterday, I heard from the cabin:
Okay, I’ll call you back, or I’ll clean the potatoes.

Who talked about the names?
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The Russian nuclear physicist Zabakhin. How to you?
Bring the plz, let the man rejoice.

Pavel: Competently prepared instructions in the presence of a clear division of roles in the team not only affect the timely performance of work, but also allow to ensure the correct routing.by Jules

The people! Pay attention to! As soon as the Bear attends any match, our pro@bear... Can you tell him about it?? to