Mother (M) and adult daughter (D)
Let’s buy another dog!
Where is the third tax? They will also be wool, especially in the spring.
D: You don’t understand anything. Look, here we had one dog, then we had a second - the wool was twice as big. Agree with? But if we buy a third one, having already two others, the wool will only be one and a half times more, see what a profit! You can buy a fourth one.

QQ: Fuck to be big!
Aaa to?? to
QQQ: You can walk without a hat in the winter, eat a spoonful of nutella and buy yourself a lego!
QQ: Isn’t it great? :Z

xxx: on the bed, under the blanket, some neoplasm in the shape of a cat. What do you think it is?

I'm trying to download Marx's Capital, I'm offered to leave a wish to the author, so that he would be pleasant to read them and, inspired, he will write something new.

Question: How does Edward Hera stand if his blood doesn’t circulate?
Answer: He is passive

XHH: Fuck, came the second day to work, gave the boss the reports, and he said that since I have not licked his ass yet, thank you! I am in shock, I don’t understand how I got his ass out, thank you for that. I sat down all day while I was working, thinking it wasn’t that way.
When I came in the morning, I cleaned the aquarium carefully (I thought it was in order of things), but that’s not the end. Whether I want to stay or not, I am afraid.

What happened to you with Lenka?
He has sent. The Lenny Scenery
I know her from 6th grade, I know her from 6th grade.
WOW: Okay, for the month we lived at the shooting, I found out, that: 1) Let’s do it together, means go and do it 2) It’s a male job, it’ll mean any work in general, including laundry, grinding, garbage and cooking. 3) "you get better" means that she does it in such a piece that ppc 4) "thank you dear, you have the sun" means that you do it from now on and forever. And when I brought her the statistics of the last week about the spent grandmother and the housework, I turned out to be a dumb fool, and a slander, you watch and burn every penny behind me, but what are you at all a man?"So who is she?
The Lenny Sketch...

My house is private, the entrance to the courtyard through a iron barrel weighing 40 kilograms. From the wreath to the night, the calice was always supported by a break. A week ago, around midnight, there was some thunderstorm, running out into the courtyard, I saw a cane rolling on the asphalt and a man running away. After putting it in place and analyzing the work of the break, I determined that when strongly exposed from the reverse side, the break works like a lever and the boiler rising up flies from the cock. But since other means of protection we purchased did not have time, the break continued to function. Yesterday, at about the same time, I heard the sound of a strike on the asphalt again and immediately jumped out, stopping this bombe in a meter from the fence, before the start of the run he had time to pronounce the phrase with astonishment and hatred:
"But it has fallen again!"

In yoga, we were told that Samashiti is a position that, after an asana, returns the body to the state of "zero". Now I understand why there are so many programmers in India. They even have a return zero in yoga.

Why didn’t the light fade today? We still have half a box.
Go on to eat.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WOW, go on to eat! I am no longer in your shelter!
What, Svetlana Mikhailovna has stuck? Or worse, did you wake up with her?
WOW is no. He barely stumbled at night. I got up at 4 a.m. and went out to the hallway. I’m going to meet, a ghost!
xxx - o_o
Vauu - This is some kind of fool in the common corridor on ropes hanged dry white coat. At your doorstep, it is a loud star.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WOW, go on to eat!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

My head hurts wildly.
Something serious?
No, I just often have a headache...I just seem to have overturned my resume of the perfect wife.

I’m almost 20 years old, I’m a bearded man and I’m watching cartoons about pony!
The milk from the beard, the man, has not dried up yet.

I work in a taxi.

A man approaches and asks:
How much does it cost to get home? ! to? to
What I had to answer :-)

Rules of the Festival:
No firearms, gas, pneumatic, cold weapons and anything that can be equated with them can be brought into the festival. Can a tactical lamp be equated? It is 24 cm long.

YYY: if you buy a long glacier and properly fold it - you will get a great sharpening

The scars make men. I have a cat and I am beautiful.

xxx: "summers" these.. "dark shadows" evaporated by the vampire theme however >.<
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Let’s take the seals for example.
What is not a topic
XHH: So it was – he begs her to turn him into a mermaid and she is so "no! I love you and I will not allow my terrible existence to lead, and then he secretly becomes a mermaid but it is eaten by a whale - and the hall cries, the guys cry with scary men's tears and dream of an alien mermaid's love. here
YYY: O_o
Have you smoked again?

Happens also this:
A friend turned off the hot water, and she asked me to wash.I naturally agreed, because the matter smells intimate.I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms, and who would you think stood behind me in line at the moment when I asked for a package of durable fruit condoms.
She refused to go to me.)

I failed with the fever today.
How did you get wise?
The question was:"In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"
WOW : and?
xxx: Obviously, the answer "unbelievably big" was wrong.

nature: lovers of plastic surgery remember, I will play with your children.

Tomorrow’s trip to Moscow ends with:
I was waiting for tickets all day, at 9 I was called and said running-berry-appeared! I use, I design...
Itak, tomorrow the 13th train departs at 13:46 and the 13th wagon! Will you take insurance?