From Wikipedia: The musicians whose recordings were used as torture were not informed about it and learned from the newspapers. According to The Guardian, this may be a copyright infringement, and musicians have the right to demand payment of fees.

The barbarians:
What if I don’t kiss on the first date? and [
by Paddonak:
I will be kissing :)
The barbarians:
by force? Jokingly *
by Paddonak:
with subsequent pulling in the bushes
The barbarians:
I don’t play that way, where is romance?
by Paddonak:
There will be a starry sky :D

I watched the movie Johnny D.
B: And how then?
A is Norman. and the direction and the acting play, only the work of the operator leaves much to be desired.
B: Who is the operator?
A: Yes FIG knows. The titles do not yet indicate the names of the people who are being removed from the hall.

He rested in the South (Crimea). Found the root of the evil of the Ukrainian economy:
(from the newspaper)
As a result... the amount of damage... of farms amounted to 25 million hryvnia. Kiev agreed to compensate only half of the damage - 11.5 million hryvnia.
No commentary

Status in ICQ:

Delay to work - 500 rubles on the master card.
Sleeping is invaluable.

Note from Mom:
"The cat remained in the dacha. His bones in the lower freezer"
I don’t know what to think...

In our city (deep) began to spread stickers on the car, where the car is depicted on the wrist and the signature of "What the Mayor of such roads". A huge respect for all drivers with this sticker, and especially the author of the idea))

I don’t even know..................................................................
Roxana: Oh God, and where is Pacman when we need him so much!

The sister burned - got a passport and went to the village :)

The future does not exist, the past does not exist, and the present, as long as we realize it, becomes the past.

WOWU
Why did you feel bad?
HHH
The vodka
WOWU
Have you drunk?! to
HHH
No shit, it was shaken.

I respect the men!! They make life more interesting, they give a hand,
They can get the book from the top shelf, they can take our bags... They look if you say, “Look!"... When the wind blows, their tears flow from their eyes, their compact discs always match the boxes... They are brave... I respect men!!!! They say, “No problem, no problem, no problem, no... They come for us to the institute, they take us away from the guests, they bring us home and cover them with a blanket, they don’t notice the spoiled makeup... I respect men!!!! They know us better: someday, in a hundred years, they will call... They are always interested in where we are. They tolerate our caprices and say to friends: “She has a bad character, but she’s so beautiful!... They forgive us everything, although we don’t forgive them at all... They’re strong...))))

I went to the cinema for Harry Potter.
There was no word out of the room.
He went in vain

Mercedes bought the car factory.
Restarted production, launched the conveyor.
The Bats! At the exit of Gigi!

They dismantle equipment, drive new from Germany, install, adjust, launch.
and!! Jigsaw again!

They dismiss the entire plant staff, bring workers from Germany, set up, check, launch.
by Scuco! At the exit again – Gigi!

Near the factory is a hill, resting on it. engineer and factory director (both with an EX terminal). They look at all this.
Engineer to Director:
I told you the place was damned!! “Hands out of the ass, hands out of the ass.”

A large audience, the lecturer very seriously tells something about scientific methods and begins to give an example:
The girl has found a boyfriend. He thinks that a good husband will be from him, brings him to the kitchen, and he can’t do anything...
One of the students:
He should have been in his bedroom.

XXX Where are you?
YYY: I will come, I will let my brother out of the balcony.

<sunset> Anastasia Miroslavovna!
Sunny> what is the name of the man who sleeps with men?
< cat> em...
< cat> a girl?
<Sunshine> pls =)
<Sunny> you are predictable
<sunset> and from the men all like one said "Pidor"

Lena> I’m going to buy hoodies))
::sm522::> bought mom lene...new gloves....white shiny just like real.....
::sm522::> 90 pounds
::sm522::> fuck off the floor

I explained to the girl, why the cracked software works no worse than the licensed software.

wordcore: In general, in some car sales, you can first drive the car, and then pay for it and take it forever. And the joke is that when you go for a ride you only have 10 minutes, after which it will stifle and no longer start. To do this, under the hood there is a piece with a clock, which in 10 minutes simply disconnects the hose from gasoline, it is twisted by a huge lock.
And when you buy a car, you get the key to that lock, you take that shit off and drive as much as you want.
wordcore: A pirate copy is when you come to a slurry brigade and you are sprinkled with a Bulgarian.
wordcore: And that doesn’t mean that this car will drive slower than the one with which this fucking key was removed
Hard, cruel, but the result is the same.

My friend recently gave me an EGE in literature. We had a dialogue with him on Skype after the exam.
Friend: Listen, but how do you understand the size of the poem?
I: Well, there’s a jamb, a chorus, a dactyl, an amphibrachium... and you didn’t know?
My friend – Nea. I wrote: "Speech Size - 12 Arial"