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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №132423
 20.08.2016
and Oga:

If the third husband beats the mouth, it is not the husband, but the mouth of the RNA.

For example, she grew up with a beating father, and therefore took this situation as the norm. An educated victim, you know. Well, all kinds of scabies with itchy fists know very well how to calculate such victims, but this does not mean that the latter are to blame. Have you tried not to beat people? Enough to mention this idiotic phrase, who said it initially - a stupid sociopath and a moral fool.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №132422
 20.08.2016
After the IOC allowed the Americans to cross the squad, the Russian football team should demand to play the European Championship again. There are also people on the field.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №132421
 20.08.2016
It depends on the person, you know.
Usually yes, the baby will be offered not to work - she will run the application for dismissal to write, riding the tapes
And for me, for example, all these traditional values to one place, I adore my work, and no excuses of my husband will make me resign and do borsches.
so yes, not only those who initially didn’t want to work, and not whom the husband (oh fool!) "forced" to sit at home

What was the white coat? Not a trick? You are all fools, you are the queen.
And my former colleague, for example, has a different story. She was a good specialist. Worked on conscience. But then I got married - and at first glance it seemed like a man. Anne is not. A child was born, and a year and a half later she went to work. And everybody cries that at home there is thirst, but the husband is angry - "because he is angry," insists that he should sit at home. No day is a scandal. I broke, I couldn’t stand it. I went to the housewives. Well, six years later, of course, the bridegroom swinged to the younger baby, leaving her with the child, without money and with a giant break in the internship, with the need to restore qualification. From Dorothy, right? You would be in her place, right?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №132420
 20.08.2016
xx
You are so conscientious, right?

xy
I did not find my har on the laundry to put where it got.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №132419
 20.08.2016
Recently, in a commentary to the movie on one of the distant trackers:
My friend Anton highly recommended. Let us see.
2: O_o... well if Anton himself polemized then I download without any doubts
Everyone knows that Antha has a great taste. I need to push, for sure.
4 is fucking. I know Antoine too. I go.
5 The Comrades! Anton insisted not to mention his name. :)
6 of O! I am not the only one who knows Anton.
I liked the movie, someone find out from Anton what else is good to see.
I also have Anton.
9: I don’t know Anton, but I’m happy to jump and watch for the third time!!! to
I don’t know Anton!! But... I also jump because it intrigued the resume of the film....
11: Bl..y, why doesn't anyone say that Anton recommended the film? and? That changes everything!See all of them!!! to
12: I don't know how to push or not, someone give an anton number I want to clarify what
13: Maybe Antonha will also get up for the distribution, or there is no speed (
14: I read all the comments and in the process I only download the film from Antonhi. Don’t fool Anton.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №132418
 20.08.2016
I am well. He feeds well, he scratches. Yes, the ticks fled, although the worms still remain. One problem: it doesn’t make you cry at night. In other words, the norm.
by Martin.

Hold on, Martin - show the worms who is the principal here! Yes, by the way: this is a good remedy for night trouble. As your sleep, look for her navel, they say, somewhere in the middle.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №132417
 20.08.2016
Love those you live with if you can’t live with those you love.
This was stated by D. Nagiev in one of the programs “Windows” in 2002. A worthy phrase, a dish.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №132416
 20.08.2016
On the GT about the new bionic prosthesis:
XXX: Holy Jay, it’s just as cool to shrink!
Looking at such things, you start to believe at least a little more that the world is moving in the right direction.
YYY: Yes it is. Properly placed bionic prostheses can help the mass of people whose hands are not growing from that place since birth. and :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №132415
 20.08.2016
Anyone who has not yet found the pup in the cat - put the cat with the surface examined (pudge) up.

Cat protested using four legs equipped with fishing hooks and teeth

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №132414
 20.08.2016
All wives work on their own, ready to help in case of illness, injury and depression. Yes Yes Yes.
Most will try to get rid of such a husband as soon as possible, as he "washes her best years".

Just husbands run away from the illness of their wives, referring to the saying that a husband loves a healthy wife.
And many examples when a woman wears pot
husband, and he goes to find a young man.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №132413
 20.08.2016
Description of vacancy:
"The official hard device."

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №132412
 20.08.2016
#Kakonotudapopalo

Fans of Ren-TV and other things who believe that the Egyptian pyramids were built by aliens, simply do not realize the human strength and determination that arises from obtaining the nutritious %#$duels or simply in the presence of “third-party” energy in the body.
Once at the end of the 90-x in the lower part of the mountain on the path found a battery. Ordinary Soviet iron part of central heating, sections edak 10. The path is already in the mountain, narrow, to the nearest home is 6 kilometers. The path is such that even if you used some car or sailing in the winter, it would have to be very difficult.
But my intuition suggested that it was done manually.
And I still hope that the inscription “Asya and Olya 1996” scratched on the battery paint was made either before or after other people picked up this object.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №132411
 20.08.2016
His money goes to pay for a mortgage and an eternally broken car. They eat for their money and everything else. Also, she fully provides the daily life - washing, cleaning, cooking. Is this not an equal contribution? Is she a survivor? But it will be boring to him - he will go out, and she, according to the law, must make a bunch of movements to prove that she also has the right to this apartment, because of the fact. His money was also included in the family budget.

In that case, she will get nothing. The families are not. If she had made a mortgage contribution on her own behalf... then no one would know who fed this crazed fool. Maybe my mom and daddy, and the caretaker came to him. If a person takes a mortgage, lives on your account and even after that does not rush to acknowledge that you have a family, you need to run away from him as soon as possible, you will lose less.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №132410
 20.08.2016
Dear colleagues! Until you stop calling the contracts contracts, dressing each morning a shift, celebrating a middle-class birthday and writing the word "nothing" separately, I will not accept any adjustments, except meaningful, from you.
P.S If you have any questions about this point, let us organize a rally, at which I will explain it again in a language you understand. To completely eliminate any miscommunication and misunderstanding.
with respect
Technical writer of the department.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №132409
 20.08.2016
and Martin! In short, are you still a real cat?

Real cats are real cats.
As the nurse at the veterinarian told my cat, who resisted violently taking blood for analysis: "Terrapi, you're a man! Even without eggs."

Veterinarians, they are doctors too, and their humor is medical.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №132408
 20.08.2016
"Bolt after winning in the final said that he will not go to the Olympics anymore".

In short, I put my name on your Olympics.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №132407
 20.08.2016
I met a guy for five years. He proudly said that we are modern people and we do not need marriage. These are those who are not sure about the feelings of running to the ZAGS, and we will love each other forever and without marriage. I agreed that marriage was not the goal in life, I did not tell the guy about the stamp.
But here is my father's late diagnosed cancer. After his death, I will have an apartment in the capital, several plots in our city, and a profit from my father’s business. Riddled at the guy on his shoulder when he learned about his father’s illness, and he at that moment asked what we would do with the Moscow apartment.
In the same month, the guy for whom the main feelings, not the stamp, began to drop on the brain that now he wants to get married. All my life re-thought and without a stamp we are a minor couple, long wanted to make an offer, but could not decide. All the talk was about marriage and ideas where he wanted to invest my inheritance money.
Of course, I broke up with the guy. Now to everyone who categorically does not want a stamp with distrust. The principle of living without marriage before the first opportunity to earn as it turned out.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №132406
 20.08.2016
D'Artagnan is a drive development?
It is simple.
Do what you want.
Those who disagree with the

And I ride.

And you scream "channel"?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №132405
 20.08.2016
If there are faithful husbands somewhere, then there must be wives without requests.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №132404
 20.08.2016
From the forum:
A three-year-old daughter asked, “How did I come up?” I told her that I came to the pharmacy, selected the best girl from the catalogue, I was given a pill, and then you came out of my stomach.
He comes from the garden, crying. She says I cheated her. “Seroja (the boy from the group) said that I came out of the pitch.” I proudly showed her a scarring from Caesarean and said, “This is Serjoja from the scratch, and you from the belly.”
The next day Serjozh cried for the injustice of this world.

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