Dear colleagues! Until you stop calling the contracts contracts, dressing each morning a shift, celebrating a middle-class birthday and writing the word "nothing" separately, I will not accept any adjustments, except meaningful, from you.
P.S If you have any questions about this point, let us organize a rally, at which I will explain it again in a language you understand. To completely eliminate any miscommunication and misunderstanding.
with respect
Technical writer of the department.