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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №70342
 20.09.2012
On YouTube, a piece of the film "Vengers".

Chris Evans (Captain America) and Robert Downey Jr. (Iron Man) rehearse their roles:
What do you imagine? So who are you without your iron armor, all these technologies and billions of dollars?
I am Sherlock Holmes, bitch!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №70341
 20.09.2012
xxx: the neighboring detachment in the pioneering camp was named by the freezers "Holy Inquisition." Hell, untransmitted surr - constantly hearing "the Holy Inquisition, all out!", "the Holy Inquisition, all out of the chambers!" and you say - schizophrenia...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №70340
 20.09.2012
In the people about slim women they say: slim as a violin.
Gracious as a piano
zzz: Long-legged, like a basebox %)
www: Breasty, as a swing O_o

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №70339
 20.09.2012
Vantooth opened a beer with his phone and left it in a bar.
Lilly> is a...
Vantooth> In a taxi on the way home found the same, but pink.
Vantooth> Wedding tomorrow
Ilya> these are your new technologies...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №70338
 20.09.2012
after long customs on the topic "how to filter the desired group from a ten thousand customer base";

P is a programmer.

Q: the mouse cried, cried, but the rules request
I: You can’t just take @ and crucify everyone :)
p: sorry... you approach and so do not know "let me screw you out"))
I am :
Shit, what are you allowing yourself? What is it with you?! to
and Madame! This is a roof!
P is a spell ?
I: worrying about the roof? So push it up, fighter!

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №70337
 20.09.2012
nic_aaL: iPad changed the word "wish" to "lord". How polite he is! I am a Petersburger :)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №70336
 20.09.2012
I work in the printing. Among other things, we print business cards for different office managers, so there is the impression that in order to make a career in the office, the first thing you need to have eb@nute FIOs.

[ + 20 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70335
 20.09.2012
[11:56:12]
XXX: A new pearl from the lives of the youths.
Call a blonde, complaining that the program is hanging.
tk. She has a terminal and occasionally there are glues with a grid, I say turn on, turn off the computer and everything will work.
It passes 10 minutes, claiming that she has done everything and she hangs.
I come and say show them what they did, how they overloaded.
The girl with a hand gesture turns off the monitor and turns it on again - THIS NOT works.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №70334
 20.09.2012
"Storage is not a place for storage!", the warehouse manager told me today.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №70333
 20.09.2012
XX: Physical education and labor became the main subjects - the number of hours increases, due to the reduction of literature. In one school, I know, instead of new supplemented lessons of physical education, teachers put back classical subjects (well, not constantly jumping in the gym), although in the schedule they leave a record of physical education for the event of a check.

YYY: My child is like that at school. All children have to go for an hour or two extensions, because at this time they can finally secretly teach reading and Russian.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №70332
 20.09.2012
From Habr:
-Well don't say :) Even my grandmother can format the disk, but she has no idea what a codec is and why the video doesn't open.
I think it was a mistake to teach my grandmother to format the disk.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №70331
 20.09.2012
I live in the community, this year we settled a girl from 1995. She and her friends never even heard that there was such a series of Twin Peaks, did not play dendys, they did not have a kaleidoscope and stepping springs, did not catch May bats.
By age we are separated by a few years.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №70330
 20.09.2012
Always grieved the name of the bright blue-blue color - electric. Our uncle Vitus has very different shades.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №70329
 20.09.2012
Internet Explorer has surpassed all other browsers in speed
The first comment:
I tested win8, and it really works there and quite so!page loads quickly, and the most important thing is to download google chrome 2 times faster than before!)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №70328
 20.09.2012
A pregnant girlfriend and her husband bought a fitness ball. After a short purchase:

I am constantly afraid that he will break.

If it doesn’t break under me, you have nothing to worry about.

Writing up to 200, but not too much. If it breaks out, then the grandchildren will crash.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №70327
 20.09.2012
Fuck the cactus?
WOW: If it doesn’t need to be watered a lot, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t have to be watered entirely!!! to

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70326
 20.09.2012
My wife something:
"No, we don't need a third child, I don't want to go to school for the fourth time"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №70325
 20.09.2012
I sit in the bus and hear a girl’s phone conversation.
D: I have a tariff "Loss", do you know that tariff? Tariff "Loss", call and drop! I have the same.(It is all proud)
O_O

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №70324
 20.09.2012
The Dinner. The whole family gathered.
My mother was on correction during the day.
With a bright smile on his face, he shows his father bright pink nails. He asks, is it beautiful? Waiting for a compliment. The father, who was an avid fisherman, with a cold-blooded look and an indifferent voice, replied, "The squid would have knelt."
I love them.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №70323
 20.09.2012
XXX is yes. And to talk pleasantly - smart unshakable fun. And when I crushed the ash in the snow, I was not lazy to come to me with my expenditure of 23 liters per hundred and to push it out of the hole.
YYY: Did you have to test the new jeep's screw pulling capability!
XXX: He just pulled out his hands.
This is Pasha.

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