“Fisher’s cigarette has just found out that the software product consists of the same parts as the Soviet ballistic missile – hrenovina, googulin and connecting them together.
<fisher> with all three parts interchangeable

Q: Did the guy find it?
See also: AGA
XHH: I congratulate you. Where is?
WOU: hidden under the table, scuco %)

You will no longer be surprised by the sound of your mobile phone. But when in the bank, at the height of the working day, one of the sitters heard a terrible voice from his pocket - "Hands for the head, everyone lies... and so on," the guard nervously rushed to the cobra, and the cashier grabbed the heart...

Conversation in bed:
Sunshine, please make me happy.
I: Well dear, I am silent.
silence in a couple of seconds and a wild whistle on the whole apartment)))

The night after the defeat of our brave team. I am dealing with a girl sex, and here my miracle turns to me and gives:
Do you want me to speak Spanish?

I downloaded from the network a book of allology. The author Vagin. The book is titled "Rise over the crowd". The file uploaded to the computer looked like "Rise over the crowd Vagin.pdf"

SuLt@n (02:27:40 20/11/2009)
I am drunk.

Yolka (02:27:53 20/11/2009)
What are you proposing?

SuLt@n (02:28:09 20/11/2009)
I have no regrets in the morning.

The Quadra:
Forced to lie down for hours and watched the poem Zombodosk, today he cried out:
The first channel is about the development of Internet education in schools. The girl says:
I was very ill for a long time and started to lag behind in biology. But I opened up the internet at home and there I was able to fill the gap in knowledge about the parts of the human body.
News on First - read between the lines.

In Soviet times, everything was done on 5. I as a child, with a knife for oil, could peel any tree until nobody saw it.

Today my wife was sick.
I call the ambulance 103 - and them girl inspector in the past on the move in a taxi worked...
5 minutes White Gazelle!

And the main disadvantage of energy-saving bulbs is that they can not be sewn with socks.

V@s3K, 19.11.2009 20:22:42:
Writing in a summary...

Brontosaur, 20:22:53
"Not registered in contact"

Brontosaur, 20:22:58
This is sufficient

V@s3K, 20:23:07
Oh well,

You are all about pedestrians and motorists! And I want to say THANK YOU to the subway engineers who, seeing a late man running from the stairs into the first wagon, wait to hold the door!!! Thank you guys))))))))))))))))))

martalex
I understood what the great minus of humanitarian subjects such as philosophy is.
martalex
You cannot prove to a fool that he is a fool. He can always say "this is my opinion".

For a long time, one question has been concerned: when all kinds of satanists call out demons, the demons there in hell are also trying to avoid the call in every way?

Today I realized 100% that I am the evil brother XD
WOW: In the sense, what is it?
Yesterday night I came home quietly opened the door, Kedy removed hearing the speech of a friend from the room, and this sister and her boyfriend are watching the paranormal phenomenon.
Would you?
Well, I quietly approached the door, sharply opened it and whispered both. She became accustomed to her sister, but the guy whispered and instantly turned off, electricity came to itself after half an hour. Now he’s afraid to come home XDDD
Sponge Under the Table: The Evil XD

came1ot (11:33:36 20/11/2009)
A police officer from Arkansas came to the challenge of a woman whose daughter did not want to wash, and with the permission of his mother, he offended the child with an electric shocker.

___________________

You are Russia, Russia.

If someone is not sweet, he is not lying there.

We went to a conference in Turkey. There are 250 people, haha. And we were staying in a 5* hotel, not to say, "ultra everything was crazy." The trip is quite short, but everyone has time - and drinks to try, and the Turks to embrace, and congratulate themselves with their own coolness. Even a small cultural program was arranged, in the form of renting a micro-jeep and a trip to the neighboring village for adventures. I am not about that.
So, the last day of the trip, more precisely early in the morning, gathered at the airport. Such a large-scale conference should be captured on a photo, for which a photographer was specially brought from the Motherland. The task is to shake
250 faces at a time, and preferably in the background of the hotel. How to do? From the roof of the hotel. We all quickly gather in the crowd on the square in front of the main building; a photographer from the roof signals that a bird is now flying out. Do you cry at five in the morning under the window? It is a decent hotel.

The end of history. A peaceful German burger wakes up in his room in the morning and, as it is, in a coward and a maid, goes to the balcony to smoke.
By lighting a cigarette, he immediately presses her, because 250 drunken Russians (and that, we do, in the morning) slide down on him from the bottom. The German looks at the sides - on the neighboring balconies of no one. There is nothing better than shaking our hands. 250 Russians respond and continue to consider the German.
I don’t think he’ll go to Turkey anymore. He knows what more can be expected of the Russians.

A man tells a friend:
“I got married recently, I carry her on my arms around the apartment, and here she says:
“You, we have already signed up! Let me cross my neck!”