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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №57718
 21.12.2011
Sasha we go?
P.N.N: I didn’t sleep from my feet today.
Was it a fun night?and ;)
PNN: Ah, not that word
PNN: Yesterday, my phone was stolen on the street, no, the guy was not stolen. So I dreamed at night that they were crashing into my home and let the computer check! And there all the gaps are broken and 800GB of movies are scattered!I am in horror trying to escape through the window, but I am tied up and taken to jail. And there I sit in the same chamber with Navalny and my neighbor, who was imprisoned for the robbery 5 years ago! And Nawalny is like, “Well, I’m fine, but you’ll be given eight years!”
Sasha: *rolf* *rolf* *rolf*
I jumped all in the sweat and from 4 in the morning I was sitting in the kitchen smoking.
Sasha: Well, actually two questions:
What kind of window do you have if you have a 6th floor?! to
Sasha: Well, how did Navalny not fall in spirit?)))
PNN: You are the same!! Go to Fuck!! to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №57717
 21.12.2011
The xxx:
Well hz really))) I love the new year))) a fun holiday, everyone is walking around joyful, kind, everyone around radiates happiness and positivity)))
You walk like this in the middle of the night on the street, shouting “Happy New Year!”
And you answer from everywhere – “with new happiness!”))

The xxx:
On the day of awakening what?
I shouted, “All on Monday!” and you answered, “Go on!”“111”

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57716
 21.12.2011
In the Middle Ages, all kinds of knights often gave names to their weapons. Well there is the sword Escalibur, the bow of Jalo, and so on. I have a knife in my office. This is the name of a knife!! to

[ + 87 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57715
 21.12.2011
He arranged a diversion at work - brought the iris "Kis-Kis" (Soviet, iron concrete). Now no one talks to me... no one talks to me at all!))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №57714
 21.12.2011
Worontzoff: The polling stations will be equipped with cameras where observers will be placed during the counting of ballots.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №57713
 21.12.2011
Other people are like worms - they can only live normally in dirt.

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57712
 21.12.2011
About the fall from the height of 19.12.11 told the builder to whom there is confidence. They had a brigadier at the building, who had the habit of sitting down and smoking on the shelves on the very edge of the roof. At the same time, he materialized those who worked downright. At the time of history, the building was 4 floors tall.
He sits, smokes and mates. And from the back comes a TV engineer and slightly so (to learn as if) - catch up for the shoulders of the specialty....Well, how did he know that the specialty was just thrown on the shoulders of the brigadier.
The body is flying down, the TV engineer with a speck in his hands falls immediately on the roof to faint, and the body of the brigadier from below is already the motherboard of this joke.
It turns out, he fell on a huge bunch of ceramzite (slip so, slipped).
He remained alive and unhealthy, and an engineer with a heart attack in the hospital.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №57711
 21.12.2011
A grandmother who can write essays is called a witch.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №57710
 21.12.2011
Comments on the article "How to get rid of handcuffs":
If you’re in the trunk of your car, what do you do?
Yyy: If at night and in the woods – it’s just a bad sign.
Zzzz: Look for the positive in everything! I am sure this will be the last bad sign in your life! and :)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №57709
 21.12.2011
If a person has music instead of whistles, tell him about it. He may not know, the opossus itself connects all this service in order to push the bubble.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №57708
 21.12.2011
To ensure security and stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire.
Emperor Palpatine, Star Wars, Part III

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57707
 21.12.2011
The cross. and zebra. The green light.
From the standing cars ahead rolls out a fashionable lady on a jeep, rides on the "zebra" and slightly touches the walking man.
Man speaking to the driver "Look at it! People are going"
The maiden drops the glass to argue, but instead only the loud whisper of a little dog comes out of the car.
The man is embarrassed "Okay girl. Do not worry like that. Who does not go" and goes away.
The girl becomes a beet color and silently raises the glass.

The curtain.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №57706
 21.12.2011
Seberia: In Classmates, people see if you visit their page. You can buy invisible, but people can buy anti-invisible and see you, then you need to buy super-invisible - it is expensive, but then nobody will see you. In general, my mom looked at this shit, laughed at the developers, made a fake page, lazeet and not palice.

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57705
 21.12.2011
Is there an exhaust of magic in the world? Why does the ritual of calling public transportation-smoked cigarette not work?! to

This bug was fixed by entering, and then by increasing the blockage.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №57704
 21.12.2011
Discussion of the film:

smoke
As a film?

Sanek
fucking

smoke
And in more detail?

Sanek
Tagged with, diman

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