Q: What is your main quality?

and Lenin.

The lazy people are usually fat, and you are thin.

To be fat, I have to eat a lot, and I am lazy.

I recently changed work. Prepare for this thoroughly.



1st He warned the boss, said he was not pleased and asked to take action. received a refusal.

2nd I updated my resume and started sending it to interested vacancies.

Three I updated and updated my portfolio.



After a while, I found a vacancy that was very important to me. In the description of all requirements I pass, conditions me satisfy. I decided to call them. Neither letters nor calls were answered. I called them all week. and nothing.



After a few days, I got a good offer. I wrote a statement, worked the deadline and moved to another company.All goes well, I have been working for a month.



There is a call, an unknown number. I raise the phone, and the little girl begins to talk about the fact that they are looking for a man for a job and they looked at my resume on some site.



and further conversation. I am I, D is a girl.



Q: Are you still looking for work? I am from such a company.

I: No, I’ve already found a new job.

D: I looked at your resume, I think you would have approached us. Have you checked our vacancies?

I: Yes of course. I never wrote to your company and called.

D: Probably our eichers missed your calls (I named them all week), and the emails probably went into spam.

I: Well nothing though. Anyway, I am already working. So the question is no longer relevant.

D: Yes, I would like you to do a test assignment for us. Let’s say you need to make a design of 3-4 landings. Write us to the mail, we will send a description under each landing. Photos, text and other materials you are looking for/writing yourself, the work must be submitted within three days. I think that is enough.

O_O I am in shock

I: Sorry, but I’m already working. I am not currently considering any new job proposals. Plus, to make 3-4 landings, without materials (text), so quickly will not work. Especially since I work, I only have time at night.

D: This is your choice, we have a lot of people looking for this vacancy. You missed your chance.

And knocked the phone.



I have not been called to work so hard yet. So I am a little in shock.

The story took place more than 30 years ago. A young father, at the time a 20-year-old boy, was entrusted to walk with a newborn son. The young dad decided that walking in the courtyard is not interesting, and the air is not so fresh. And then he took the baby on his hands and went into the woods (we have places in the city where the forest goes straight to the residential houses). And here the child fell asleep from the fresh air, Daddy became bored, and then once a fungus, and then another. The hands are busy. The decision came quickly, it was necessary to pick up the shirt, but where did the diet go. And behold, he found a dry place, grabbed the leaves and laid it. Covered on top so that it does not freeze. Let the mushrooms gather. He said he had already gone home, but remembered that his wife without a child would not let go, went to pick up where he left him, and not there. There is no place for it at all. I understood Han. Everyone has run away, no. The baby fell asleep and gave a voice. This is a mushroom. Now he’s a grandfather, I don’t know whether he trusts his grandchildren or not.

It was years ago when “fast dating” came into fashion – a format where a man of 20 men and women, equally, in a cafe communicate each with each other in a circle. for a few minutes. Then the signal changes. (For those who do not know)

I just divorced and a friend invited me to such an event so that I could "go away".



The first lady, I fell clearly "non-formate" for this event - she is over 40, and it is stated that girls up to 28. Men up to 31. (I was then a little less than 30, and my peer-to-peer friend looked like a student-income.)



We talked and obviously did not interest each other.

Next, by the signal, at the table to this lady sat my friend.

After another signal to the transplant, an unknown guy sits on my seat. I look through the eyes of my friend, he is not there.

After the event ends, I start calling a friend. He only answers the next day.



Friend, have you broken up? Called and dropped...



– You know, I sat down at the table with that Oksana... Well, that adult... Well, they didn’t even start talking. She takes my hand and says, “Let’s get out of here? Would we sit quietly in a cafe? Or you can go to me right away..." And while I was thinking for a few seconds, she moved me over the table a hundred backs... a hundred backs! And I look like she is so cute and cute. That straight “Mom Stiffler” is resting... And you know... It was probably my best night... And a hundred bucks and a hundred bucks in Africa.

One day I go to work, on a service bus, I see a familiar car (toyota caribs, such few in our country). I call a friend, I say Andrew where you are, he says at home, I drink tea. I ask where is your car?

It is in the garage.

What number do you have.

He is such.

I watched everything come together. I told him to go here, named the address. It turned out that some idiots opened the garage, stole a car, drove, listened to music in the yard until the acum sat down. and abandoned her.

Shakerezada said, “Medicine has reached such heights that you don’t know where you’re going to die.

A story of five facts, one assumption, and one spell of hope.

The fact 1.
On April 16, 2018, the official website of NIA of Uzbekistan published the Decree of the President of the Republic: in connection with the 73rd anniversary of victory over fascism, EVERY participant and disabled of the Second World War in Uzbekistan in a solemn and festive setting will be awarded a monetary reward of 5 million sums. The expenses related to the implementation of this Decree will be incurred at the expense of the Republic of Uzbekistan budget.

The fact 2.
Uzbekistan is a crowded, poor country that does not trade in huge amounts of oil, gas, metals, forest, mineral fertilizers, etc. Wages are low there. Five million sums, or 38.5 thousand rubles, or 618 U.S. dollars (by the market rate of the moment) - there is, neither much nor little, four average monthly salaries.

The fact 3.
On May 7, 2018, the official Internet portal of legal information of the Russian Federation published the Decree of the President of the Russian Federation (No. 195 of May 6, 2018 "On single payments to certain categories of citizens in connection with the 73rd anniversary of Victory in the Great Patriotic War"), the essence of which is reduced to the one-time payment of 10 thousand rubles to veterans and disabled veterans in Russia and the Baltic countries.

Fact of 4.
Russia is not a very poor country. It remains the world’s leading exporter of oil and gas.
Four average monthly wages in Russia - it is almost 162 thousand rubles (the latest data of the State Statistics - February 2018). from 40443 rubles.
The country hosted the Olympics which cost several times more than the three previous winters combined. The expenses of the World Cup in football and small fools of the type of dogs flying on business jets Corgi will not be counted, because we are talking about documented facts at the moment.
For example, the program of creating the domestic limousine "Cortez", which was very useful on the same day, May 7, during the inauguration of the President of the Russian Federation, cost the budget 12.4 billion rubles (this is only for 2017 year, not counting the expenses of the current year).

Fact of 5.
The funds aimed at the development of the presidential car (apparently after the fleet of armored Meresedesov-Pulmanov developed a resource and turned into a weddar with gauges) would allow to pay EVERYONE of the survivors to the present moment 97 058 Russian veterans and disabled OVs amount equal to 127 thousand 758 rubles 66 copies.
Counting with the veterans of the three Baltic countries - 123 thousand 461 rubles 70 kopecks.
If you add the initial tenth from the generosity of the Russian President - then you will get a sum, not so terribly far from the Uzbek indicator of four average wages.

Assumption and shy hope:
I believe that the Russian President was pleasant and comfortable to drive 250 meters in a new car through the Kremlin during the inauguration.
And since he now finally has a car, I want to hope that in a year, by the 74th Anniversary of the Great Victory, "some categories of citizens", the number of which in a year, unfortunately, will again decrease, will receive from the country not a humiliating payout, but a sum, finally, at least partly worthy of their feat, our people and our memory.

- Yes, the youngest son on the spot, the older one, e-e, I don't see...
Dad, I am here!
Oh yeah there is. My nephew is here, my niece too. A cook, a maid and a guard.
All of it?
Apparently yes. The meeting of the Government is open!