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[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156320
 21.05.2021
xxx: three ways to money in Russia: webcams, bookmarks and aiti

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №156319
 21.05.2021
Xxx: I went to the hospital for business, went to the smoking room, and there is a jaw-face surgery nearby, and patients with very wild injuries walk with a catheter in their nose. There they can't, well, and pull through the tube with the nose of the juice there, broths. I glanced at this one, and the man standing next to me pushed me with his elbow and said, "You know how we call them? The Colibri!”

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156318
 21.05.2021
Once the court writer, drawing up from the words of the emperor the next decree on the production of the next rank of officers, when writing the first two words of the phrase "Papers are [such] - in subordinates" was wrong - wrote "Papers Kiz", as a result of which in the text of the decree before the real names was entered the never-existing Papers Kiz. When the decree was submitted for signature, the emperor, for some reason, decided to identify the first of the newly produced lieutenants and his own-handedly signed the decree "Lieutenant Kirch as a lieutenant." Lieutenant Kiz, apparently, remembered the emperor, in any case, after a few days the emperor made him head of staff. Similarly, Kiyzh grew very quickly in rank and was soon made a colonel, and on this, the last order of production in rank, the emperor wrote: "Come to me now." Going to search for the colonel, the military leadership did not find him. Only after studying all the production documents, it was possible to get to the very first order containing an error and understand what it was. However, no one dared to inform the Emperor of the true state of affairs. Instead, the subordinates that Colonel Kiz suddenly died, so he could not arrive at the audition. The emperor breathed and said, “Sadly, he was a good officer.”

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156317
 21.05.2021
Every power is a servant chosen by the master, the people. And nothing surprising: like every unclean maid, while the master is asleep, she shakes her master’s pockets, and hammeres all the most delicious.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №156316
 21.05.2021
"The insidious virus causes severe consequences" (from the newspapers).
A friend was diagnosed with covid. Well, he responsibly isolated himself for three weeks to the village, eating ibuprofen, ginger and garlic. For a couple of days I did not smell, coughed a little longer, healed. Peace and fresh air.
His wife did not let him go home. with a certificate of recovery. She said, “You and I lived very badly. Without you, it is very good to live.“”
There is no question about Khalifa - a friend of the neighbors questioned.
In such love. Two adult daughters, a 12-year-old granddaughter.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №156315
 21.05.2021
If to be historically accurate, then in the subject “Basics of Orthodoxy” should teach Judaism.

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