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 21.05.2021
Once the court writer, drawing up from the words of the emperor the next decree on the production of the next rank of officers, when writing the first two words of the phrase "Papers are [such] - in subordinates" was wrong - wrote "Papers Kiz", as a result of which in the text of the decree before the real names was entered the never-existing Papers Kiz. When the decree was submitted for signature, the emperor, for some reason, decided to identify the first of the newly produced lieutenants and his own-handedly signed the decree "Lieutenant Kirch as a lieutenant." Lieutenant Kiz, apparently, remembered the emperor, in any case, after a few days the emperor made him head of staff. Similarly, Kiyzh grew very quickly in rank and was soon made a colonel, and on this, the last order of production in rank, the emperor wrote: "Come to me now." Going to search for the colonel, the military leadership did not find him. Only after studying all the production documents, it was possible to get to the very first order containing an error and understand what it was. However, no one dared to inform the Emperor of the true state of affairs. Instead, the subordinates that Colonel Kiz suddenly died, so he could not arrive at the audition. The emperor breathed and said, “Sadly, he was a good officer.”
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