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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №17457
 21.06.2009
I: Olga Vladimirovna, you expelled Fedorov, he was taken to the army.

I have not been quieter for my homeland.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17456
 21.06.2009
XXX is
Why did you and your boyfriend break up?
ZZZ
did not give

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №17455
 21.06.2009
There was a strong wind on the street, similar to a hurricane. Dialogue in ACE:
Ezekiel (14:11:57 19/06/2009)
Have you seen it?! to

†Normann† (14:12:09 19/06/2009)
My son flew from the balcony.

†Normann† (14:12:11 19/06/2009)
Aaaah!! to

†Normann† (14:12:17 19/06/2009)
It pulled the bathtub out of the toilet!

†Normann† (14:12:22 19/06/2009)
An old toilet!

†Normann† (14:12:29 19/06/2009)
The weather swallowed me!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №17454
 21.06.2009
As practice shows: Big breasts want both men and women.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №17453
 21.06.2009
[10:41:37] <le•gr•an> when you walk in the street, look up and smile, let the pindos’ wicked eye, photograph as
[10:41:37] <le•gr•an> happy every Russian

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №17452
 21.06.2009
XXX is
Can I share the joy and surprise with you?

YYYY
Try it

XXX is
So tell me, how much do I need to hike to name a sushi bar "A pair of sticks"?

[ + 112 - ] Comment quote №17451
 21.06.2009
How did you get into the military?
Juve it!It is great. My doctor said I have astigmatism.
Juve it!Surgeon - Scoliosis
Juve it!Dentistry - Caries
Juve it!: conclusion "suitable for all kinds of troops"))=
Juve it!I will be an Aztec lander. I land in the rear, grieving to find the enemy and infect him with caries.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №17450
 21.06.2009
Do you smell socks when you wear them? =) is

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №17449
 21.06.2009
I walk down the street and see a beautiful scene.
The murdered man is coming from the body, as it became clear afterwards, and he will meet the God-believers with their books. Then follows the dialogue:
Do you believe in God? Can we help you find the right path in life?
Sorry, but I only believe in a bowl of cucumbers.

[ + 50 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17448
 21.06.2009

The fastest way to dry socks. Take a couple of pre-washed and pressed socks. We lay them on the palm so that they occupy the maximum area, and carefully transfer them to the disk of the microwave.
Cook for 3-4 minutes. Waiting for Jean. and Voila.
Centrifuge is the last century.
and...
Sssuukaya is!! The power! What power did he do?! to
Do not put on 900watt.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №17447
 21.06.2009
She: reluctance to go haircut, wash...
I say, go, I will wash you.
So there is no hot water.
He: Nothing, I’ll hold you tight.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №17446
 21.06.2009
Why when talking on the home phone, something happens with the communication and you become an involuntary listener to someone else's conversation, must some grandmothers discuss the price of potatoes on the market.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №17445
 21.06.2009
The main attraction in Moscow is the Kremlin. In Peter is the Palace Square. And only in Rostov is the Northern Cemetery. The largest in all Europe.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №17444
 21.06.2009
I bought my aunt, a pretty old woman, a DVD player. Well, she, not thinking long, asked the neighbor's boy to see some movies. He decided to joke, he made a mistake, but in the box with one of the films was porn. I come to visit her, I open the door, the old lady sleeps in a chair in front of the TV, on the group screen. I shake it, and this dialogue takes place:
Aunt Leed, what are you looking at?? to
- Yeah, some fool, I turned on - fucking, I'll fall asleep, I wake up - still fucking.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №17443
 21.06.2009
Xxx: Fuck to use my nick!! to
YYY: And don’t say...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17442
 21.06.2009
The test of the Dalai Lama mill)))

Send this link to 15 friends.
And your desire to catch butterflies
will take place on Wednesday

crying

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №17441
 21.06.2009
(C Forum on mobile phones)
ATTA
The problem is this - the phone fell from the second shelf in the train... it is 1.5 meters... and nothing happened to it... what to do?
Xtasy
I think I should go down from the 5th floor.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №17440
 21.06.2009
15 June 2009 at 18:45

The pigs are swimming!Neither the sea, I had a hamster, I let him walk and he left and has not yet returned...)))) now you...

15 June 2009 at 19:08

Check out, maybe he’s been with you all that time 😉

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №17439
 21.06.2009
The higher the nose, the more in the nostrils it blows.
by Yuri Tatarkin

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17438
 21.06.2009
It is always interesting to read about drunkenness and cars - it inspires
an amazing combination of connectivity to something else in the world and
At the same time, a couple of hundred horses under the cap in this world.
Interesting is the combination. I remember the dawn of the nineties.
My then wife, took our family buick and left.
to ventilate the accumulated family frustration Drived not long - saw the bar
on the marine (the case was on Long Island in the town of Sag Harbor) and not for long
thinking parked my iron horse and jumped up to the bartender with a request
Give me a glass of vodka – well to stress from clarifying the relationship
to remove. The bartender turned out to be an Australian and was extremely surprised how sad I was.
The glass broke. Well, word for word, I asked, and all the Russians
I drink, or I’m so special. I encouraged her and said
They drink so much and I'll show her now how the Russians drink - I ordered more.
The glass. And then more. Well, my heart was relieved, the bartender I stuck on.
Tomorrow and with a quiet soul returned to his native "Buyik" not a good thing.
Just to get home. The car did not fail, it went off.
half-turn and pushed me through my native Sag Harbor home to the sweet. I am
Inside myself, of course, I realized that it was not in my condition to drive,
So I tried to go as carefully as possible so that God would not let me go.
to catch the footsteps of the caves in Sag Harbor and throughout the rest of America.
visible and invisible. But apparently overworked – probably too slowly.
I was driving and when I heard a syrene and a flash from behind, I realized that I was hit.
full of. and stopped. Cop approached, asked for rights, registration. and then
He asked me to get out of the car and take an alcohol test. What a test –
Even a blind policeman without a sense of smell would immediately realize that I was not.
Without the help of the car, I can’t even stand normally – it messes.
The policeman was friendly. He says, tell me what it is.
Are you so upset? Well, I told him all the truth-mother to say with my beloved.
I went to the mountain to pour vodka. Cope felt to me and said that with
After two months of divorce, he understood. Then he asks
Do you know what it is like to drive drunk? well
Approximately I know, I missed. Okay, said the cop. Let us do
Yes is. I understand why you drank. I am alone every night after the divorce.
He did the same. Always raise your right hand and swear that you will never
You won’t be driving after drinking, and I’ll take you.
I let go. I rejoiced untoldly, raised my right fist and broke,
I swear that I will never drive drunk again. after
This cop gave me the documents, made sure that the car I closed - to home
I walked for two minutes and... accused. The next day I laughed –
How easily I got away. Here is luck. Then I realized that it wasn’t all that simple.
The next time I had to drink and drive the car, I suddenly remembered.
I swear that I did not go. The same situation was again. and here
It’s been 20 years since then, and I still don’t take that oath.
I can’t, I can’t and that’s all. I don’t know why, no matter what I am.
I will not touch the car, probably because I swear that I am drunk.
I gave and in the form of drunk I remember her very well - well, I can't get her.
to break, even if you are shaken.

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