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[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №49183
 21.06.2011
Giror: If you come home drunk, I’ll send you to H&M immediately!
Frida: If I’m drunk I won’t give up

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №49182
 21.06.2011
So she managed to sell him a circular clothes, like a gift to the second half!! There were no two of his grandparents!! to
You still don’t know her well! She went to the hospital in the spring, and she also managed to promote her business there. Really returned, little of what the grandmother for the operation repelled, and also bought her husband a powerful notepad on the Nipazzo and went with him to Turkey to wash this matter.
I was not looking for a wife there.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №49181
 21.06.2011
studied at the Institute. Protection of course. For 15 minutes before the defense I download from the inette work and not looking to fly to the institute. Of course it was late, but the predecessor accepted the job. I sit and wait for the turn. The teaching begins to cover...
He asks: "I have written?"
I: "Of course"
He is hysterical!! to
Everything is in the Ukrainian language!!! to

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №49180
 21.06.2011
Chat games online

Rambo will solve your problems.
Norris is stronger! and :)
We Need Percy with Nick, John Rambo
XXX Stephen Seagal Rully
Better than Duncan McLoughlin.
Saba Saba Saba Saba Saba
Misha Boyarsky will punish everyone
Wow boyarsky is a nickname :)
Will Boyarsky punish everyone with feathers on his hats?
and zzz))
QQ has 1k.
by :DDDDD
www and channel
He is a black man!
UUU is a descendant of Kung Lao.
Oh yeah 😉
by www :DD

[ + 68 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49179
 21.06.2011
O God... At first they sang their fucking shit... now they’ve chopped up a new shit...chunDrachuchuchuundra! = is
Who should pay and how much to not let it on the radio?( by

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №49178
 21.06.2011
Comments under video

Finger up if looked at the breasts!! to
yyy: I can't read a damn thing. You guys typed but I know it's all about her boobs.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №49177
 21.06.2011
<Silver_metal>
Right, throw it off!
<yyy>
It is so needed...
<Silver_metal>
I believe that every man who managed to make money over time for a car, an apartment, etc., in his biography will find a couple of girls who did not support him in a difficult financial period and left.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №49176
 21.06.2011
Announcement before our arrival:
"In the IC Iridium lost a chihuahua..."
and :(

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49175
 21.06.2011
I just looked at my stove and was scared - three leaves of pentograms and ancient runs to call the devil itself)))

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №49174
 21.06.2011
Word is burning! I am writing a reference to Matan in the universe. Well, I decided to check the spelling, for the case, so to say. A lot of mathematical terms. At first he repeatedly wrote that no such words were found in his dictionary. And then I issued: if you use non-normative vocabulary, turn off the spelling check. O_O

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №49173
 21.06.2011
XXX: What is the Matrix movie about?
Have you watched Terminator?
XH: Yes
The matrix shows what will happen if John Connor loses the war.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №49172
 21.06.2011
Handur
After the absinthe I saw two earth in the sky.
Handur
One is green, another is red.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №49171
 21.06.2011
We didn’t have an athlete at school yet.
YYY: And not in vain)

[ + 116 - ] Comment quote №49170
 21.06.2011
C at an interval of 1 day listened to the story of two of his friends (boyfriend and girlfriend) that they now live together.
Her story: He ate a few canned foods and puddles and everything he did not have to cook. cannot be so. It is harmful. Add a 20 minute brainstorming on this topic. In the apartment everything is scattered. cannot be so. Must be cleaned! In the dust, there are ticks and bla bla bla for another 20 minutes of brain removal, and so on. and etc.
His story: Guy, you won't believe, but I now eat every day!

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49169
 21.06.2011
XX: I went to study English abroad. It was the first Russian language.
XX: Great interest in me and the Russian language.
XX: Sometimes they ask what will be a word in Russian.
XXX: the last time asked what will be "beautiful girl"?
XXX: not confused I replied: "I would blow"
XXX: now I regret what I did - you won't believe what they say to me now often.

[ + 50 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49168
 21.06.2011
Kola is Hi. Here are the pictures that you once made to give me you, just up to now everything, something, no, and now finally.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №49167
 21.06.2011
Kayoreal: Oh not it!
Alenk: What is it?
kayoreal: wiped out his eye, and only then discovered that his finger was in chocolate
Alenk: Now you have a natural chocolate eye :D

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №49166
 21.06.2011
You refused to have sex.
As if he was alone with you.
As if he was your last.
It just ends with me.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №49165
 21.06.2011
We communicate with the daughter of 1.5 years (by the way to say Evgenievna):
I: Tell me, how does the cow speak?
D: Mu-u...
I am a young man, right! How does the dog chew?
D: The ha-ha...
And so on until all the known animals are over.
I decided to joke: What does your mom say to you?
D is married!! to

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49164
 21.06.2011
Am I a princess?
Son, you are a fool.

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