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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100785
 21.07.2014
epicfeil, it is when the Gypsies asked King Midas to golden the pen.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100784
 21.07.2014
xxx: I still remember the physical meaning of the second derivative.
yyy: The first derivative is a buchlo purchased for the proceeds from the delivery of empty dishes after drinking. Then you went there, until the second product.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №100783
 21.07.2014
"I give a certificate"
Cergus in the ear (the road) was dragged by pirates, Cossacks (often the latter in the family) and other crab heads. Most often it is for something decent to bury-song (well and NZ for force majeure). Therefore, it is traditionally in the left ear - so that the right hand is more convenient. The tradition of the soldier to drag something valuable (and often on the skin, the hair of the shop not to love) is widespread around the world. Even the Sikhs (not to be confused with the Sit(x)am of the ZV) remained the tradition of a silver bracelet (to sing) and chalma - like a savannah (there is still a steel quite combat bracelet in mandatory items, but not to that).
And I also have a theory, everyone in the subject (phenomenon, tradition...) sees first and foremost what he wants to see (some then connect Moscow, even units immediately).

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100782
 21.07.2014
Yesterday in the Soloviev broadcast: "We will not talk about the accident in the subway, as the investigation has not yet been completed."
This conversation went on "abated by Ukraine aircraft."

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100781
 21.07.2014
21 July 2014. of Chelyabinsk. The boss removed the fan in the closet and connected the heater.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №100780
 21.07.2014
The female version looks like this:
What do you know about Lenny? I am so lazy that instead of going to one of the three shops 15-20 meters from the entrance, I cooked it myself.
(History of life)

__________________

Check out: the store is cooked or entering?

[ + 15 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100779
 21.07.2014
Our programmers are so rough that instead of washing a cup of coffee, they clean it inside with leather.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №100778
 21.07.2014
Nick> I was hungry and wanted a beer on Saturday morning. A phrase that connects me with Charles Bukowski.
Stepan> You, a young man, alcoholism is related to most geniuses and fools of the 20th century.
As well as me)

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №100777
 21.07.2014
"Life" is the coolest RPG where complex quests give protective rewards!
and----
Where the charm is blocked, and it is impossible to start a new game.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №100776
 21.07.2014
On the right unnamed ring "Save Save" I have been carrying since childhood. My friends look at me and ask, are you married? I answer them – no, it is "save it". From what, from marriage?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100775
 21.07.2014
If yesterday was absent, then in the morning there would be the mood as if you took a mortgage for a 3-bedroom apartment in the center of Moscow.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №100774
 21.07.2014
If you think your code is perfect, imagine it’s someone else’s code.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100773
 21.07.2014
[23:47] <Snake[FSB]> I’m writing this verse... You can’t tell me about the rhythm on Yaoi?
[23:47] <maxtar> retarded

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №100772
 21.07.2014
I: Our door is screaming in the refrigerator!
husband, not embarrassing: do you remember the song such "the ceiling of ice, the door whispering"? This is about my refrigerator.
And he continues: "Behind the shrouded wall is darkness, we do not have a lamp in the freezer.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №100771
 21.07.2014
The boy with a pierced ear, whom the family stumbled, save! Run away from them, they are just degenerate if their son is called a fucker.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100770
 21.07.2014
Africananich: turmeric eaten the first time yesterday today usually buy later
African: but as good and alive as yet
You will run very fast.
African: So far nothing seems to be fine
Afrikanic: I just saw that the eagles sell theirs and they take a few pieces well and I thought that everything should be fine.
Tagged with:
Tagged: popular note
The African: AGA

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100769
 21.07.2014
I recently went to the Planet of the Apes, in the end everyone stands up, the silence and the guy says "This is what I have on Friday at work too..."

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100768
 21.07.2014
Do not close the error message next time.
And I didn’t even close!
But you said you pressed on the cross.
“I pressed the cross, but I didn’t close anything!”! to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №100767
 21.07.2014
XXX is done!
WOW: What is it?
I pulled the fly sitting on the monitor with the cursor! HDD

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100766
 21.07.2014
As you know, the majority of praporters are big mothers. Our day said after a long construction: Kalinin! Are you jumping in the hole? I’m crazy about you jumping on a cock!

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