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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №20627
 21.09.2009
In Russia, a working week starting on a Tuesday is considered to be successful.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №20626
 21.09.2009
Someone hacked my contact.. apparently some secret misbehavior.. he added pretty hard porn to my videos and noted on it all the girls that I had in my friends. The signature under the video was this:
Take a child too!? to
Of course the comments were all of the kind "Fu, Andrei!", "You went with such proposals!", "The Perversionist!" and so on. The girls wrote in person to let me call them or that we could meet!!!!! to
I don’t know who you are, but thank you!!! I have not had sex for six months, and now something seems to be planned!!! Ura!! to

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №20625
 21.09.2009
xxx: and also he, when he just started working, poured all the flowers in the department with alcohol, which our administrator kept in a bottle of minerals, so that it would be flammable.
YYY: YY, and what he was after? =) is
What happens usually with all kinds of dogs?
YYY: Was he appointed as the head of the department?
Fuck you, you knew it.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №20624
 21.09.2009
to this:

Recalling how the comrade was helped here with the title of the film, I turn to the readers of Bora.

The People! Give me the name of the game, a bit similar to Tetris.
Only there you need to collect the pipes (moving from the bottom up), through which the energy moves, or some other help, who knows what a game!
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The name of the game myself I do not remember, but the equalizer of both parts of the game (and their 2) is at home, if I need to pass, tell where you can find your aska :)
Bring the plush to the guy, cat odmin shredder...

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №20623
 21.09.2009
I sleep. I dream of my wife with some wicked, going to betray me in general. I stand and can do nothing. But here I remember that somewhere under the bed on which I sleep lies an old gift machete. And by the effort of will I wake up with the thought - I will immediately take the machete and back...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №20622
 21.09.2009
Comments on "Do it yourself. Radio without batteries" on the hub

sse
20 September 2009, 22:31
In my opinion, the radio "Mayak" can even be taken on a sausage with ketchup :) In a homemade receiver with nonexistent selectivity it is more difficult to get rid of than to take.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №20621
 21.09.2009
In response to:
Well, know the shit, that even those who are commonly referred to as "strings" - quite normal adequate people, those who hold the top 10 in the world's raids of these games no shit, who sit on the neck of a mommy, these are people with a normal job / place of study, just all their hobbies - somebody runs around clubs, somebody crosses, and somebody plays in la 2\'s and feels great, so let it be a shit to equate the pederastes with a pederast instead of the brain with normal adequate people.
Gamers, let’s not let ourselves be equal to the shit. The plushes.
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About myself I play in the Russian Federation 3rd year) achieved a lot there, I have a son (1.5 years old), a car for 30 thousand U.E. The apartment in which the repair is now underway. So you, the author of the first quotation, go to Dolbaev!!! 2nd quote by the author!!! to
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Yes, yes, I have a million dollars, what a car, a whole harem and two dozen children, and all this I have achieved by playing MMORPG. And really, the top 10 from any server is the shit of what else to look for. It takes a lot of free time. either a person on the maintenance of his parents, or he has a good cash reserve. But the second case in nature does not occur, because with money you can do a lot of interesting things. And the shit is going to go away.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №20620
 21.09.2009
I’m scared, I’m going to wear socks.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №20619
 21.09.2009
I transfer the recordings from the phone. I reached the number of teacher of psychology and pedagogy. I read: "Nikolai Nikolaevich (psych and ped)". I think... %

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №20618
 21.09.2009
XXX: They are sick! This is the first time I see a designer drawing a website first on paper! The Color! And then scans and colours with a pipette takes -_-

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №20617
 21.09.2009
> Did you work at the factory at all?
and that. I studied at PTU, when in practice was, we grandmothers closed the door in the dressing room.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №20616
 21.09.2009
Dear developer of.
A compelling request: make in your programs keys (serial books) without defects or omissions, but with one line.
From textbooks or keys it will be easier to copy/insert

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №20615
 21.09.2009
Max Pain: Now I can buy a sword
Onefnt: Orthographical dictionary is better to buy

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №20614
 21.09.2009
Since I was a child, I have been impressed by the fairy tale of the Cowboy. Protein substance is challenging the animal world and humanity!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №20613
 21.09.2009
Acquisition list for a tour group of eight people:

Galca
Why are we 19?? to

and solo
Will we lose 18?
Logically is.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №20612
 21.09.2009
Never regret anything,
What happened cannot be changed.
Like a note from the past, the sadness of his shrink,
With this past, break the unshakable thread.

Never regret what happened.
Or what cannot happen anymore.
If only the lake of your soul does not mourn.
Hope, like birds, floated in the shower.

Do not regret your kindness and destiny.
Even if for all of you - a smile in response.
Someone in the genius broke out, someone in the boss...
Do not regret that you did not get their trouble.

Never, never regret anything.
You started late or left early.
Let someone play flute brilliantly.
Songs are taken from your soul.

Never, never regret anything.
No lost days, no burned love.
Let the other genius play the flute,
You listened even more genially.
Andrei Dementiev

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №20611
 21.09.2009
Hi you are anonymous.
No is
Here is Loh.
not understood
I say evil.
I’m working on TV and I can have fun.
Give me a ban, I need it.
How is it put?
- Yes, I'm from work and we have all the line one iPad so we get everything.
and the.... and what?
- Revenge to the director and accountant for delayed salary =(
Okay, I don’t have a baseball =)
Beer with me.
and Hughes Avenger =)

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №20610
 21.09.2009
The entire pornography archive of the Internet is not worth one half of a desired woman’s poop.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №20609
 21.09.2009
In response to:
K is
Take care of your friends, look less on the telephone and go out! Wire, lineage and wool, you hear? You are the same waste of society as this rachet of Bora!

Intelligent you fuck us, you are generally aware of who are the line-ups, at least once tried to get into the meaning of the phrase "s2 community" or you stupidly heard from someone that gamers, say "drunk on the computer for a whole day"? Well, know the shit, that even those who are commonly referred to as "strings" - quite normal adequate people, those who hold the top 10 in the world's raids of these games no shit, who sit on the neck of a mommy, these are people with a normal job / place of study, just all their hobbies - somebody runs around clubs, somebody crosses, and somebody plays in la 2\'s and feels great, so let it be a shit to equate the pederastes with a pederast instead of the brain with normal adequate people.
Gamers, let’s not let ourselves be equal to the shit. The plushes.

Let me start with the question: Why does nobody ever talk about RF online?)
About myself I play in the Russian Federation 3rd year) achieved a lot there, I have a son (1.5 years old), a car for 30 thousand U.E. The apartment in which the repair is now underway. So you, the author of the first quotation, go to Dolbaev!!! 2nd quote by the author!!! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №20608
 21.09.2009
XXX: On football... I’m not an amateur – so I don’t know what to do... But once I turned on the TV I saw a group of blacks and Latinos playing with another group of similar composition – it turned out two Russian teams were fighting.

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