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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №155351
 22.11.2020
Beliefs are different from ours, we call them errors.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №155350
 22.11.2020
After the wedding, on all my birthday, my aunt constantly gave me that set of kitchen utensils, the tea service for six people. All this she gave me with the words:
“Well, you need a young family, if you don’t like it, give it to your wife.”
I won’t say it annoyed me so much, but I decided to mock her a bit in response, and gave her a set of screws for her anniversary with the words:
“If you don’t like a gift, give it.”
The rays of hatred from my aunt’s eyes almost burned me through. Since then, she has stopped giving any kitchen utensils.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №155349
 22.11.2020
The man who promised not to raise taxes for small, not to change the Constitution, not to raise the retirement age, the people promised lifelong security guarantees and the seat of a senator.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №155348
 22.11.2020
I had one tourist who was always late and the whole bus was waiting for her. Once again I found her, I drive her to the bus and I say, you understand how the whole bus is angry with you? What she answered:

I am a lonely woman, for me negative attention is also attention!

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