Beautiful from Habbri.

Did I write a statement?
- wrote
Did I recall him?
recalled
Where is the statement?
You have already been fired.

A three-year-old boy who blinded a rectangular sand "couch" suddenly violated 15 Apple patents for himself.

here here :
What is wrong with me? When I ask for money in debt, I feel like a beggar, and when I refuse to borrow, I feel like a mess.

Congratulations, you are one of the few good people.

DerArto: “Oh, everything!” is the magic spell every woman pronounces when you prove to her that she’s wrong.

I list old news, I come across a curious title: "...in the course of the air force exercises for the first time, the landing and deployment of an aeromobile field Orthodox temple was carried out";.
And one of the first comments to her is simply invaluable.
> "Can he resurrect the units?"

This is:

What is wrong with me? When I ask for money in debt, I feel like a beggar, and when I refuse to borrow, I feel like a mess.

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Everything with you as it should be! In the first case pride, in the second conscience. The qualities that are increasingly rare, unfortunately...

Discovery advertisers are smiling!

Cutting on the construction of a steep skyscraper in the center of London, the speaker is ridding about the "newest ambitious engineering solutions"... And in the frame, Malaysian Jamsut folds a balcony with a column method "to bend the curved ear with a cuvalda"...

Finally learn: writing "android" is the same as writing "winned". Players are fucking.

Korjik: Is God here?
ADMIN: There is no God here.
Korjik: How is it? God is everywhere!! to
God: Sorry, I am late.

But at one time I was surprised that our largest planet was named in honor of a motorcycle.

I used to work at our local museum. A free minute was given, I decided to sit down - I found a free chair in the exhibition hall, I sit, I look at the booklet for this exhibition. A visitor walks through the hall, looking at the paintings. She came closer to me. I turned the page - it was like a whirlwind: "Oh! So you are alive! And I thought - an exhibition!" As it turned out later, before that there was an exhibition of wax figures in this hall.

You see Hamam – Naahami him!
If you see a thief, steal from him.
You see the pederast, fuck him in the ass!
This is how they reproduce.

Chat in corporate mail:
A: Good morning dear colleagues! If again, someone will close the exit of my car (VW Tuareg) from corporate parking - beware
B: Solidary, a week ago there was exactly the same unpleasant incident - because of a comrade on the board kia hit hour could not leave.
Q: And if somebody else MOVES my car again (Blue Oka slightly overturned) then be careful at all!

From the Fire:

The job of a taxi driver is very similar to sex.
The process is pleasant in itself.
The moment of getting money is similar to orgasm.
Go look for someone with whom.

I add :
Discovery advertisers are smiling!
Cutting on the construction of a steep skyscraper in the center of London, the speaker is ridding about the "newest ambitious engineering solutions"... And in the frame, Malaysian Jamsut folds a balcony with a column method "to bend the curved ear with a cuvalda"...
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Here's how you look at some air force broadcast, and everything is so interesting, and so much new.... and then the speaker issues "steel is a mineral that is mined in the earth", you break your face with your palm, and the thought begins to steal that in the rest you are also fucked up... ((

Read in online chat toys:
"On the Holy Feast, I will not foot a sword!"

Take off the toy. I am so prone to misanthropy, there is no need to aggravate.

xxx: Ra came angry mommy now, started rushing that we sold her a fake antivirus
xxx: We first asked O_O, then asked to prove, well, she says that she still has viruses, because. her son was looking for information for the report, and he accidentally established the game of Dota,

Vezeka: There has been an interesting situation.
I am in St. Petersburg. I connect to a client in Yakutia, 5 minutes after the start of the connection with the client EVERY CITY disappears the internet for several hours. It has been repeated three times... The customer claims that "usually everything works without interruptions".
The question is theoretical. Can a Teamviewer connection rob the internet channel across the city?
Or is it just a silly coincidence repeated three times?

VK, a photograph signed as "1954", Nikita Khrushchev observes the laying of a stone bridge on Kirov Street (now Gruševsky, Kiev).

Kament: "Melo of what the Crimea gave, as well as ammunition for the Maidanuts obtained in advance"

In the local dictionary:
The tour guide in Peter said "all go down write, so that no one in my tour went unwritten". And we hanged her pearl on the right side.
Another companion loves "this is the same", from which his coronary phrases "zethosamalo", "ethosamalo", "ethosamalo", "ethosamalo" and so on. This is what I want to say, because in 99% of cases it is not clear what it means.

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