The news:
In the U.S. disaster - a train with alcohol came off the rails.
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If this happened in Russia, it would be a celebration.

I read quotes such as 'washed the bark in bed with a girl, there was no sex / will not be a month' and I wonder: did I get the only and unique one, which is on my idiotic and not timely, but the rugged joke in bed too, and we will continue? O_O
I would like to know if there are any more like that.)

And I don’t read the main one, there are balloons from the abyss :-)

When you were a kid, you wanted to have a painter, and you remember what it was?

When a guy throws a girl, his hands unwittingly fall.

I searched the internet for a surprise for a girlfriend. Among the curious tips I stumbled upon another no less curious and explosive brain. I am quoting 😉
Walk on the starry sky.It will be better if after the rain. You can see the reflection of the stars. Or the best option to make a lounge C A M O M U near any cozy place with a bench."
... - sweetheart, wait a little bit, all will be good!" xDDD

He: And yet you are the best...
What kind of people remembered me.
I just saw you recently with someone...
I: and decided to appear and ruin it all?
He: I don't know, you just seemed so happy, you went crazy.

Students are something inexplicable. In the winter, in the morning, on the street -35, there is snow and the wind is such that it blows off the feet. I don’t remember why I went to the same group. They live five in one room, in this room 2 large windows. I knock, I open the door, and these fools lie in the beds and say, “Wow! Close the windows!I see: both windows are opened up, the wind is blowing in them and the snow is flying into the room, which has already almost a whole swarm. The roofs almost reached the ceiling. Of course, I close it all quickly. I look at these cadres with confusion. It turned out that the windows somehow miraculously opened up at 2 o'clock at night (at the time when I arrived it was already 10 ) to sleep in such a cold was simply unrealistic and the question arose who would go to close the windows. I decided before I arrived. And they said that if I had not bothered them, they would have come to a reasonable consensus on this issue. The curtain.

XXX: So what, did you do?
She gave...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Wow, you’re talking about it... very embarrassing

I’m coming home soon, number 18 – 19.
YYY: the twentieth day
XXX is...
XXX: I’m at home now.

Nothing brings people closer together than finding a toilet together.

3auKa-(12:48:44 19/06/2009)
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay yippity yay

May(12:48:52 19/06/2009)
CHO is

3auKa (12:49:00 19/06/2009)
I am cleaning the key)

May(12:49:55 19/06/2009)
Wipe in another window.)

turn into such a diverse site, dating, discussion... once so, then can I translate to my mom and grandmother? Maybe that will lead to the better.)

P.S Mom and grandmother, hello! I love you!

<***> And in my opinion, both the concept of "giving" and "giving" carry virtually the same pattern of cynicism, only the degree of saturation is slightly different. In any case, the meaning is to bring a woman her honor and dignity to the altar of a man.
<mecha_tama> * has chased his altar*

The xxx:
You are what? The bomb shelter was created for the bombs to escape there!!! There must be a refuge for people.

[ Oh ]
Maybe a glass of wine?
[ Oh ]
A bath of roses?
[ Oh ]
The candles?
and OHA
decided to drink me, drown me, and then burn my body?))))))

xxx: And in the morning showed - to the Moscow Film Festival the Japanese brought the cartoon "First Division", about the Second World War, where the ninja pioneer clan fights against the ninja clan of Hitler-Jugends. Pioneers have magic, and the Germans have vampires. Moreover, the war is going around the fountain at the VDNH of the 60s... :))
YYY: Hossapadi... o_0
XXX: Pioneers in the style of manga painted (and Stalin!) It looked funny :)
Of course, there is a speaking cat.
I need to see it 0

I am not so scared of global warming, but of global depression.
A. Dockov

The story from the series "The wrong country was called Honduras" (about politics).

1 March of this year in Sysertsky city district (Sverdlovsk region)
Choose the chapter. The leadership of the party “United Russia”
was fully aware of the local population, or something else, and
Instead of a party candidate, the people elected a businessman as mayor.
Maxim Palycha Serebrennikov, who in the region is still remembered in the late 90s
with Uralmashev’s brother. Governor Rossell, the obelisk - all
on the ears, Sissy - a cute piece, nature, elite dachi, gold land
You just have to solve the question – and how? I found a hole, a few.
"excessive" dozens of votes MaxPalych received from local patients
The Psychiatric Internat. Court of Appeal: “Citizens
voted unconsciously and unconsciously, the results on this section
to be declared invalid!”
The culmination. The Court. Representatives of the elected leader show that
patients of this internship always voted at all elections, and never
No one disputed any results. Answer of the Public Prosecutor
was magnificent. Yes, we know that even a year ago these sick people
participated in the vote. But then we chose the President.
We will not talk about it.”
...In general, the first precedent of removing a lawfully elected mayor by the people
It was created [...]

Med Institute, Faculty of Gynecology. Professor for first-year students:
Everyone should have a favorite girl. Homework without you.
You cannot do.