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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №156475
 22.06.2021
There is such a profession - it is good to get married from time to time.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №156474
 22.06.2021
There was once such a famous violinist Busha Goldstein. Selection of Odessa School. So this boy in 1934 was 12 years old, and in the Column Hall of the House of Unions in Moscow, the All-Union Senior Kalinin himself awarded him the order for victory in some international music competition.
The column hall, a 12-year-old boy, his mother before the very beginning of the ceremony recalls and says: "When grandfather Kalinin sends you the order, you say loudly: "Dad Kalinin, come to visit us." He said, “Mommy, it’s uncomfortable.” She says, “Bush, you will say!”
The ceremony begins, Kalinin sends him an order, the boy obediently says: "Daddy Kalinin, come to visit us!"And immediately from the hall a well-established voice, the wild cry of Busin's mother: "Bush, what do you say? We live in a communal apartment!"You think they got an apartment in a week? The next day!

by Igor Guberman

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №156473
 22.06.2021
Unvaccinated people are removed from work, they are not allowed to go to restaurants and courts... But we argue that they will be able to come to the elections in autumn!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №156472
 22.06.2021
xxx: I have a neighbor a little: I taught her to do so very easily. I tell you: she spoke to me on some fictional occasion, the police came, we talked - they left. Then I approached her and told her that she was fined for a false call but they agreed to drop everything on the brakes if I just gave them a little bit for concern, took 500 rubles, took myself. Now the desire to use the police as a weapon no longer arises, the pension is so small.

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