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 22.06.2021
There was once such a famous violinist Busha Goldstein. Selection of Odessa School. So this boy in 1934 was 12 years old, and in the Column Hall of the House of Unions in Moscow, the All-Union Senior Kalinin himself awarded him the order for victory in some international music competition.
The column hall, a 12-year-old boy, his mother before the very beginning of the ceremony recalls and says: "When grandfather Kalinin sends you the order, you say loudly: "Dad Kalinin, come to visit us." He said, “Mommy, it’s uncomfortable.” She says, “Bush, you will say!”
The ceremony begins, Kalinin sends him an order, the boy obediently says: "Daddy Kalinin, come to visit us!"And immediately from the hall a well-established voice, the wild cry of Busin's mother: "Bush, what do you say? We live in a communal apartment!"You think they got an apartment in a week? The next day!

by Igor Guberman
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2021-06-20/#1222630
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