Mikhail Sergeevich, No. 76711, is a shit!

I pass by the shelter, opposite the windows of which there is a transformator cabin. On her wall: “Masha, I don’t love you anymore! Now I love the pellets!and "

I guess I did not eat it, and I did not eat it ?

The guy bought a rollon, and there was no package of oil in it... well he took it and wrote an angry letter on soap to them.

One day they received a package with 100 packs of roton.

in the forum

Should baby water be boiled or can it just be heated?

Answer: I do not boil because my daughter drinks from the bath and lickes the floor.
I think it is unnecessary in such conditions.

I: Where are you studying?
It is: not where. I don’t work and I don’t study. I am not a fool!! It is time! I am smart

Wives are evil. They are itching and prohibiting their husbands from sitting online at night.
Husbands are even more evil. They pick up the internet and sit alone.

xxx: I went to the universe on the budget))) start drinking!
YYY: I got paid, I stopped...

Bini: What is your name?
<<Lik@>>: My name is Lila.
Bini: a beautiful name
<<Lik@>>: Thank you very much. did not expect
bini: hit in the asya me love
There was something in my chest again.
I sit, I guess
Happened to Nashville?

Did I expect that?

Figure from advertisers. The new 360. Did you know that up to 90% of harmful bacteria accumulate not on teeth, but on the cheeks and tongue? New Colgate 360" and td by text. I am afraid to think what will happen next. You know that up to 90% of harmful bacteria accumulate not on the teeth, neither the cheeks, nor even the tongue! They all sit in the esophagus and stomach! New colgate "Two meters", healthy teeth and a clean stomach" Further reflection on this topic is terrifying.
Pavlentiy

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Pay online in September!

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Mihanic: As far as I am concerned, I have been married for a long time.
Mihanic: in his work
Mihanic: And the only question I have to solve every day,
Mihanic: this is "who is above today"

Lunch at the guest house.
My boyfriend (working in a computer store), enthusiastically tells about the work:
Yesterday I got a phone call! - and begins to colorfully describe Device...
Then suddenly he asks:
Why don’t you ever talk about work?
The mother-in-law (working in the courtroom) ironically:
Yesterday I got a telephone with Taakiki.

Promt translated as usual: YouTube - Tischlang

Online translated as usual: YouTube

a I-Bot / Translator translated as never before: You Tube - You

A is Hi. How are you?
W is free! Relatively... How about myself?
A: I am on the Milk, on the fishing. We drink...
W: Well I understood it. Or to catch?
A: I do not know. We drink...

Some individuals require fence, others need fence.

I watched a funny picture today: a large dog, led by a woman on a guide, right on the go, apparently completely instinctively, but very snorely, grabbed from the lower-down hand of the man who was going to meet the man an undernourished cake with meat. The owner immediately started shouting something like, “Fu! You are not ashamed!” and etc. and etc.
It was quite obvious that the dog himself did not quite understand how such a case could happen to him. He stood down his head and hanged his ears, with such an exhaustingly disturbing and guilty face, as if he wanted to say:
“The mountains! And how did that bring me away?” Then he thought out how to correct the situation: he approached the man and carefully placed the cake at his feet, after which he questioningly looked at the mistress - said, now, I hope, everything is okay again?

The husband calls his wife:
Come here, we’ll have sex at the desk.
You have a secretary!
Is it possible?! to

On another drunkenness in my house, two guys locked up in the room and silenced. About 4 nights. After a while, I heard incomprehensible sounds. I open the door and see these 2 idiots lighting the lighthouse in the windows of the neighboring house (the lighthouse is quite powerful, to the windows is perfectly sunny) under the music of the X-files. : O

XXX is
The apple worm. I called him Jim.
XXX is
In honor of the famous worm Jim
YYYY
Is it okay with you?))
XXX is
I now live in a drinking house.
XXX is
At the bottom I laid him apple flour.
XXX is
He eats happiness.
YYYY
= is
XXX is
Such a girl
XXX is
What do I do without Inet?? to

xxx you are a guy?
YYYYY: Yes
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Tagged: crying
YYY: You want to take a picture?
XXX: I have seen it.

Tagged with "Cosmetics"

I carried a cat to the wheel clinic, I saw a shampoo for horses in their pharmacy box (Zoo Vip - for grips and tails). I didn’t wait and bought it, it was very interesting. I am afraid to wash their heads. Has anyone tried? What Impressions?

from stones: I am thinking of a scrape for copper