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[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74738
 23.12.2012
Xxx: a maximum of 4 cats can be installed in a city apartment according to the planning standard
Yyy : Why?
Xxx: by number of corners in the toilet

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №74737
 23.12.2012
Conversation between two colleagues:
How is the new office?
CHC: This female collective has already begun to fuck, the circle is dirty. It is brown and not very visible.
Good that they don’t know you’ve been transparent.
by O_O

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №74736
 23.12.2012
You can’t even imagine how sometimes Figo is the only Asian in the company. Especially in the corporation. And when they include the dummy gangnam style!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №74735
 23.12.2012
What do you know about motivation?“My father fed my younger brother (who eats very poorly and little) with the words ‘The world is coming to an end, and you haven’t eaten yet.’

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №74734
 23.12.2012
I wake up, I look, the bus floor of the people, and the conductor I...

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74733
 23.12.2012
Sam258 (22.12.12 00:00:01) Thank you, Bruce Willis!!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №74732
 23.12.2012
I have a member of the curve. It’s stuck on my right side quite not so weak... Can it be straightened out somehow...

Fuck the Left
by Xan

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №74731
 23.12.2012
If in the Hobbit you cut out all the plot scenes and leave only the moments of the hikes, then you will get a 45-minute tour of the Middle-earth.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №74730
 23.12.2012
XX: Here, at the end of the world, the patch came out... Nobody needs three hundred cans of mortar by chance?

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №74729
 23.12.2012
A loan can be formed in 20 minutes without evidence of salary, salary and borrowers! But in order to form a child allowance in the amount of 230 rubles, you need to collect a package of documents in the general table!!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №74728
 23.12.2012
We lie down with our loved ones and talk. It concerns former sexual partners. And I suddenly hit the idea: LLC "Sex partner" - a specialist in the field of installation of floors from laminate, parquet and canvas.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №74727
 23.12.2012
0 : Innocence
1: I know it. But I make mistakes. fucking
0 Why?
I write and don’t think about walking. Only then I noticed. Here you see. I write and walk. In the machine. So I am literate.)
0: "Two plates on the table. with shit and pasta. And I eat shit, although I want macrons". It sounds approximately so.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №74726
 23.12.2012
Ariadna: Ten years ago, I also encountered an exhibitionist at -30 and, fucking, he was very close to the corner.
5 meters probably. From such a distance it was noticeable that he was holding a plastic letter in his hands. I was insured, fucking))

[ + 16 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74725
 23.12.2012
xxx: kissing in the socks
XXX: Blind
XXX: The Nose

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №74724
 23.12.2012
By then I would be in the army.
I will wait and be proud of you!
I’ll come back with a broken psyche.
I won’t let you go to the army!
Then get married to me, we have three children and...
...Kha-kha, maybe an alternative path?
Well, then I should be a footless disabled in the care of my wife. You will have to marry me again.
Or even more alternative?
I can cut you off and cut off your legs.
I do not like.
Well, I said, marriage and three children are the most pleasant option.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №74723
 23.12.2012
Today in the subway finally shaded, which reminds me of the bab shorts with a flowing color - these are the enchanted mantles of morovind ^__^

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №74722
 23.12.2012
On December 21, a snowstorm left 400,000 people without light in the United States.

The Maya wrote about the end of the world. He was in America. The other continents of the Mayan were not known.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №74721
 23.12.2012
XXX: Leha, this is a license agreement! There are 10 letters of legal nonsense!
Type, you are nobody, we are all, you have the right to pay us a babble and keep silent.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №74720
 23.12.2012
The Negro Doit the Giraffe? It is the Giraffe!! He has eggs. Beware of advertising. I won’t take Sketches in my mouth.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74719
 23.12.2012
Decadence 1 second. back to
I fall asleep with caffeine. My heart was sick at work. I went to the clinic and said so. I wrote out pills and drank Valerian... and I have an unusual allergy to her - like from drugs. After a minute he began to argue about the meaning of life, after 3 he looked seriously at the cute nurse, and said:
I to you. It was.
I ran out of the company with the scream "See, I am BEST OF ALL, hahaha, I invented you all myself!!!". I didn’t get there with work.

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