[xxx] It is sad to be dumb.
So it is fun.

From PokerStars:
atrium_x: 86kir86 is your name Cyril?? to
86Kir86: Yes
Katalo74: 86 years of birth?? to
86kir86: 86 - year of release
Katalo74: from the factory or the institute?? to
86kir86: from my mom))))

x (13:41:02 22/02/2011)
Gray Guth

y (13:41:11 22/02/2011)
I studied English.

x (13:41:23 22/02/2011)
Faith of Goth

Office of advertising agency. Question to the designer:
and WOW! This is what you believed on February 23 made the banner. Here the client asks... "You painted a German helmet there, don’t you feel ashamed?and "

I washed the glass so well today that I barely found it in the kitchen.

Judging by the number of people who want to eat on March 1st and become the first in the police station, these very police officers are not expected to be a rich first working day.

grey_Zi: here you sleep bed, now you turn off the aska and they’re going to go off everywhere.
Grey Zi: Rabbits and crocodiles. The boy of Omen, the demon of the paranormal
Grey_Zi: Dead bodies from the Ghost Ship
Rin: What are you talking about, man?
I’m under the blanket, I’m not afraid.

About the domestic car:
I respect the domestic cars. There are those who change the interior for the better, there are those who work on the exterior, like Subaru. Well, and domestic cars - they are the same all the time.
Well, the cows have been cleaned...

Client: – Alexander, of course you did everything very well, but for some reason now when I look at the layout... there is no such... do you know... to... VAAAUUU... as in the beginning.

I: Hm... how much do we do the project already, a month or a half? The picture is just getting used to you. You know, men when they see a girl for the first time say “WAAAAAAAUUU”, and then 20 years will live with her and somehow without a VAU.

Customer: - Good... convinced...

A second-class girl comes from school after a dictatorship on Russian and asks this question:
How do you write "head" or "naked"?
Well, I answer, "naked"
Why didn’t Irina Vyacheslavovna correct me?
And proudly showing a notebook. I look and get hysterical. The phrase itself sounded as follows: “The Branched Horns adorned the head of the deer.”" And my brilliant son interpreted it as “The Branched Horns adorned the naked deer.”"
My husband and I were riding like horses. Harsh children are gone.

There will be 666 days left until the end of the world on February 23.

I understood why humanity is like this... Who are our heroes from childhood? The ugly, ugly and ugly Carlson? The greedy, stupid and naive Winnie Pooh? A fan of vaccinating democracy in the animal world of Mowgli? Psychotropic Mummy Trolls?
Volchanka: Troll, liar and virgin Unknown. ))))

Anastasia: How can you explain the psychic of a guy when he, on my question "Why don’t you talk to me?", spoke to the whole institute: "You didn’t give me!!and "

111: Now next to the employee was talking on the phone - "Namordnik is her one must. You’ll be leaving one man!! And turn on the Chronicles of Narnia, she loves them, will sit and watch"!
111: I thought

I had a dr.
A friend stayed overnight, warned his mother in advance... well and naturally, that if the alcohol did not go away for nothing, he ate in the mud. The first time he fell asleep in the hallway... well, as he fell asleep... lay on the floor in the middle of the hallway, hugged his shoe and turned off. He was stripped, told to go to sleep.
“Ugu, a half-lived body bubbled, took three steps on the four, and depicting the wood fell asleep...Split again...opened his crystal-clear eyes, stood up, never lowered, reached the large room...take a run and jumped to the bed...and judging by the snoring, fell asleep in flight.
Until now, the shit, does not remember that it was at all.

A girlfriend in love writes:
Fuck, this is a fucking thing!
I dreamed today - only I and he, he stands in the door and calls me to himself. I go in, and there is half-dark, the whole floor is filled with burning candles, everywhere are hanging shift colored canvases, like curtains, which slightly roll from the barely captured wind, playing quiet classical music...
I’m dying on the threshold in a light air...He’s quietly coming to me with two glasses of champagne...and I can’t even move, I’m standing with this kind of O_O eyes and I look fascinated at him, he’s looking at me, smiling.
I am ready to start dressing right on the threshold, I take a step towards him...
And here the BAC, suddenly I realize that I’m not me at all, but, fucking, the tractorist PETR Ivanovich!!!! to
Then I jump out of the tractor in a wild cry (!!!) And continuing to mourn and waving over my head with my hands, I flee to the distance in the red sunset on the fresh-blown field.

Tell me, that’s okay at all, right?

XXX is fucking
xxx: I went to the link "what to do when the nail is broken"
Only two comments: "take it" and "matter"
XXX: The fucking people here.

m - mother, b - younger brother (7 years old, goes to first class)

B: Mom, I know how children appear!
M: Well and how?
B: I need to put a male piss into a female, but I don’t understand how, it’s soft.

The child returned from school, where they were writing a piece on the topic of “How I Spent the Summer”. Well, he wrote there that he spent the whole summer with a mazenka (the most beautiful girl in their class), that they were playing a doctor and that he was playing so much and so much with a girl for the first time. That is true, because we were neighbors in the country with her parents. The teacher put a pair and wrote with a red pen: "It is necessary to write about real events, not imaginary." Not a fucker?

Husband for an hour. Repair is not offered.