We have developed a system for evaluating women’s beauty:
Fapability: Measured by Fapobella
2. fucking: measured by fabbels (1 fabbel is equal to 10 fabbels)
3 Angelino-Joel - he can only be one. It is automatically assigned to your permanent woman.

Masa is

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YYY: Many
xxx: Say the first three digits

Congratulations to the bus driver. One of the wishes was: "To not stand!" they clarified, of course, what about the bus, but he still stopped.

The apartment was so small that it could be dusted from a single socket.

Yesterday I buried:
Soldiers: Comrade, the land is frozen with a lap not to dig up...
The Flag: Breathe
The Soldiers: Is it?
Flag: one breathes to the ground and heats, the other digs.

from Wikipedia
The scenes with the naked Colin Farrell did not enter the film, as they were badly perceived by viewers at the preliminary view.The naked Colin led to a fainting state of women in the hall, causing men to feel uncomfortable.

My grandfather recently wiped out (sitting behind the computer):

I need Gogol in the arena. O_0

I couldn’t understand what he meant ?

Then I understood. Go to Opera ?

With my grandmother. I installed a remote access program on the phone. There is a choice:
I already have an account.
I want to make a new account.
I don’t want an account.

She is me:
Do I want a new account?
I, Tony Jedi, hand in hand on the phone:
You do not want a new account.
I do not want a new account.

Received from a spam bot as a comment to a fixed page about this type of spam comment:
Robin Hood killed the rich and gave them to the poor.
Melted of Enthusiasm

Very pleased to download audio in contact (theme of the union):

Select a grammatical record on your computer.

The Socialist Obligations:
Graphic recording must comply with GOST 10-MB and GOST MP-3.
The recording should not contain bourgeois propaganda.

The Office. The phone rings. The Ukrainian girl:
"Good morning It’s all about you"
Her interlocutor (he doesn’t know Ukrainian at all), covering the phone with his hand, surprisedly asks the comrade: “What’s going on with you there?” A girl calls and tells me she is masturbating!"

The Chinese know, the Jews know, the Red Army is stronger! Remember Berlin, as from the Red Star, he received in the 45th p..y! Kersachs scream and pilots step, submarines float under the ice! Pofig that guns and fuel is not enough, we will give the enemy a spade on eb..lu! Celebration of Men!

Which classic should I listen to at least once in my life?
Delly: Parents

TOMIC, what is a HUB?
This is a collection of articles, from the comments to which you sometimes learn more than from them themselves.

On my wife's birthday, I packed a fairly decent amount of not large notes, put in the pocket of kangaroos, with the desire to run to the jewelry store in the morning. He fell on a chair and fell asleep. At the same time her mistress’s instinct awoke and, apparently, along with her mountain of laundry in the laundry machine got my masquerade under the white pants. In the morning was just a shocking cry on the apartment "CANDY- BANKOOMAAAT!!!!!and "
I decided not to take it, I am unlikely to get such joy again ?

I stood on the balcony and smoked. The street is already dark, the light of the lights illuminates the road near the entrance of my house. This is the picture: two girls try to photograph their shadows on the asphalt, and they do it with a mirror, and also with a flash (!) is
Cut the time. For exactly 2 minutes and 34 seconds, these two magnificent creatures could not realize this physical phenomenon.

The Sofia District Prosecutor’s Office is conducting a check on the fact of copyright infringement by Philip Kirkorov.

During a concert in Bulgaria, Kirkorov lost a disc with a phonogram and decided to download it from a torrent tracker?

Artemga (13.02.2012 10.38.35)
Why if a guy is called a male he is not offended, and if a girl is called a female she will be offended?
Je_t'aime (February 13, 2012 10:34 am)
I don’t know, I’t be offended.
Artemga (14.02.2012 10.39.46)
Hi female
Je_t'aime (February 14, 2012 10:08 am)
Go to HER!

He: What do you like more?
I like to lie down and do nothing.
Are you a sexual lazy?
She is: Yes!

Ya_O: Here you are saying:"Nostradamus, Vangi, Messingi" – and I will tell you that the most prophetic I’ve ever heard was the song of Spline:"Sooner soon, no exit"
Did you get caught in the darkness too? :)
Ya_O: Oh, tomorrow we go to the cinema.