Read the story of a daughter asking her mother if she was crying when Lenin died.
I remembered how one of my friends, also at the age of about 12, was seriously interested in parents whether they were singing in school "God keeps the King." This is really "so no one missed the age")

When I was six years old, I asked my dad if he was still a little boy when I was WOW.
Father (60 years of birth) answered this with a very serious look, saying, yes, daughter, my childhood fell on the Great Patriotic War. Your mother’s childhood was civil.

List of mentioned books, look for more :)
# Books

Strugacki “The Predatory Things of the Century”
Andrei Zhvalevsky “Here you will not be hurt”
Robert Heinlein, “A Stranger in a Strange Country”
Glenn Cook, Chronicles of the Black Squad
Robert Silverberg, The Chronicles of Maghipur
Larry Niven, “The World Ring”
Arthur Clarke, The Odyssey (both)
Robert Heinlein, “Star Infantry”
Robert Heinlein, “The Door to Summer”
Henry “The Noble Trickman”
J. Williams, “Heroes from Nowhere”
Robert Asprin, The MIF Corporation
Strugacki “City Destined”
Isaac Asimov, “Pasteet from the Goat’s Cake”
Nikolai Basov “Lotar Yellowheaded”
Frank Russell, The Nearest Relatives
Mikhail Weller, The Adventures of Major Zvyagin

The boss was looking for you.
WOW: That he wanted?
Noah... I don’t know.
WOW: Did he say anything at all?
He noticed a striking resemblance between you and the male genitals, on which ears grow in a striking way. Before that, he asked where you were.

Toilet paper is professional, for whom?
Patients of the intestinal infections department.

The idiotic expression "little" in relation to the child had to be heard.
As for an adult???? to
The man of the half-page, #13829/ describes the patients of the wife-therapist, calling her at the same time *small*... is it now fashion?

XXX: How do you feel about the table role-playing games?
YYY: Right on the table? MM is not bad :)

In an interview shown by the Ukrainian TV channel "Inter", Vitaly Klitschko spoke a phrase that is now actively discussed by bloggers. Probably, the former boxer and the current politician just rejected, but many consider this to be a true sign of the difficult opposition personality.

At the question of the host about what can now relieve tension in Ukrainian society, Vitaly Klitschko began the answer with the phrase: “I want to pay attention to the fact that I met with many police officers who died, with people and demonstrators who died, and everyone asks the question...”.

The story of a guy who was embarrassed, walking with a girl in the park, and the second, who suggested him how to behave.I am just sure that the second is the son of the first, who came from you know where. He tried to secure his birth.

Fans of jokes about the Russian mail, like the Russian mail - they will not get to them, that it is not funny.
Suzorik

xxx: my husband stunned me with stories about how in his childhood his mother cooked manna meat with sausage... that is, the sausage is cooked, the sausage is roasted on top and chewed.
And here we finally reached the point where I agreed to such a perversion and prepared this for him for breakfast.
While he was eating, I was going and asked him to put me cakes with him in a container.
XXX: and he tossed her with a sausage...
D is pleasant.
X: So I actually do what, Julia, it’s really delicious!

= = = = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
3 months going to try this miracle, finally decided, I eat, really delicious, give more recipes)))

Usually on my weekends, as I wake up, I go out with the dog and on the way back, sometimes, I tie it near the store and go to buy bread. But often, I forget about bread and want to go out again. This time I gathered with thoughts and came home with a bowl of fresh.
Have you taken bread?
I: Yes, here is he.
My wife: I see. Where is the dog?

Yandex decided to show on its Russian server Crimea as part of Russia, and in Ukrainian - as part of Ukraine.
Yyy: So maybe it wasn’t necessary to take Crimea, they just changed the map and everyone thinks it’s Russian, it would be cheaper.

How often do I write in letters "Dear..." just because I can’t convince myself to write "Dear....

Today, almost all the heads of world powers are tragically killed.
They broke out of laughter when they learned that Ukraine is claiming a place in the ‘G8’.

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The guy did well. He grumbled while his wife pulled him.
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So why, without knowing the general picture, immediately shed dirt?
I will tell you about one of my comrades who got into an accident, where he earned fractured fractures of the lower parts of both thighs (hz, as it is called correctly - in general, just above the knees). Comrade was stuck in plaster and longets for more than six months, could not move on its own at all. In the morning, before work, and in the evening, his wife's brother ran, helping him move from bed to chair and back. All day Paška sat alone, but the sense of humor (and self-irony) did not lose. Freelancing a little bit (since the specialist is so for himself, then for work took the easiest and cheapest, except for mobile phones to pay, but it is a matter!) Playing with toys, and so on.
And in such a situation, the story described by the author is quite justified.

You shouldn’t consider people shit until they’ve proven it. be kind.

Again, I see, we went into the throw "Ah, Peter is the cultural capital, ah, we are all there cultural".
So, to the attention of the naive lords of throwing, cultural people will never praise themselves, it is simply uncomfortable.

The chairman of the society of lovers of Siamese cats is traditionally appointed by the most scratched member of the society.

For some reason, the inscription on the wall of the sorting in the military commissariat crashed into the memory: "Possat not piercing - like a wedding without harmony!".

xxx: I am so delighted in the heroes: when the move ends and you try to send the Persian somewhere else, the computer writes an outraged caps.

The hero is tired! The hero has to have a personal life, after all!

In the course of several days of the war, the Ukrainian army lost 4 tanks and 1 aircraft. One more week of such a war and the Ukrainian army will defeat itself.

The Idiot:
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This Dad:
I went by train to Kiev in the summer. We cross the bridge through Dnieper. The coast opposite drowns in greenery, the dome of the churches golden. I send my daughter to watch. A minute later he cried out: “Wow, there is the Statue of Liberty!” and “I’m in horror: “Where?” and “The Motherland with the Sword.” I gave a lecture on national history to my child. Why do 8-year-olds know someone else’s story?
Although, now I look at the news about Ukraine and think: "even if not by the mouth of a baby, don’t give god".
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The Motherland, you say? Are you in Kiev? In the Dnieper? Go to school with your daughter, fool, and don’t be ashamed.
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Father of four children

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You better go to school. You cannot read. This was written by a woman. This is first. Secondly, I would not be ashamed to read about the monument. Yes, hell take, in Kiev there is the Motherland, which is visible over the Dnieper at the entrance from the left bank. The Wise.