uhtyshka
I remember asking my director to take me.

uhtyshka
he approaches at the end of the day, takes a chair behind his back and goes to the elevator... goes, bikes...

Priestly
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay.

uhtyshka
After two weeks, the guards said to me, “Why are you walking now?”

Wicked (22:13:06 1/03/2009)
I opened the book with the title: Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Wicked (22:13:21 1/03/2009)
Weapons of mass destruction is bad.

Wicked (22:13:28 1/03/2009)
This is the end of the book.)

Liked ‎(11:08):
However... old ladies are like that, since the days of Dostoevsky, and sometimes it seems that they are all the same.

Q: Good morning Is the phone only an exchange or a sale too?
W: Interested in exchange
Q: Are you Yoda? o.o

kot_bayunRT: on the page of the Guinness Book of Records about the number of killed on September 11, a button was found "to beat this record".

1> fucking, I have a new MacBook Pro. Scary...
2> what is it?
1> I’m afraid to go to the toilet with him. 8 hours without charge.

Your hands have entered the idiotic command and will be amputated.

by Google:
How to hide a sparkle - 27 000
How to hide a corpse - 148,000

The Pizzeria! The country of maniacs.

To prepare for the exam, I took a textbook on quantum physics in the library in 1949.
Comrade Stalin is teaching.

One of my acquaintances, at the time of his youth, was driving a car and listening to the Crematorium.
So, he travels from the city N to the city K, from the loudspeakers to the whole playing, the aforementioned Crematorium. He is stopped in the post of GAI, well, he naturally twisted the music to zero, begins to earn the documents... but Gaez, politely very, asks to bring two of his fellow servants to the city. Rejecting such a request was not very tactical, so he placed the two of these camarades in a full swing on the rear seat.
They touched, they mean they are going. Here a friend understands that driving in complete silence is not fun... and turns the pen out of the sound...
At this moment, Armene Grigoriean sings:
And my companions, clowns and scammers.
Friend, hardly a ride out, from the comicity of the whole situation...
And then I went all the way with smiles to my ears.)

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Farewell to

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I remove the world.

yyy (16:39) :
Finally

yyy (16:39) :
Someone will remove this fucking world.

yyy (16:39) :
thanks

On YouTube comment to the video from the leading news of the first channel:

He is a vampire or vampire.
Their appearance does not change.
No old age

In the past to recent:
The Germans bought the rights to the "Harry Potter" film. The next series will be called "Hermione and the Leather Flute".

This fool made a second basket at his compass
WOW: Is it you? O_O
He called the first basket heaven, and the second hell, and before deleting the files he looks at their logs.

xxx: Did you hear that the foundations of religion were officially introduced in schools?

Yyy: You still need to teach the Basics of Black Magic. Necronomicon and all that. Man must have a choice, and the country needs combat magicians.

Are there any pictures of mine there?
EL: With whom are yours? There was a boy with a red face running.
My body and my body.
Q: What kind of leech?
Tagged with: cake
Do you have a split?
Lack of: No
I have no. I have no.

In our city, unlike the capital, theaters do not scream with idiotic comments. Was this the provincial aftermath? You can’t support it, I still know that the majority of people know the limits of decency.
c) HPR

Dear video pirates!! to
Terminator 4 is in good quality.

From the culinary forum:
Chicken meat will become more delicate if you rub it inside with lemon juice before cooking. Do not pay attention to cuddling and flipping wings.

Accountant (B) approaches Sisadmin (C) and asks the innocent question: "Why don't I have the "Disk A" icon?"
Q: Probably because you don’t have a disk drive on your computer.
B: - Well, of course, there is no disc drive, but it could be done in the monitor.
C: And why then?
B: Why is it? To open the document on the disk.
Q: How do you open it if you don’t have a disc drive?
B: But it will be on the monitor. If you do, of course.
Q: And how do you open a document if you only have it "in the monitor"?
B: What am I stupid about? Have you ever opened documents? Don’t worry about the "Disc A" I know how to work. I do not break anything.