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[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70474
 23.09.2012
In Toronto, in the center of the capital, he lived for two years - and never saw that the roads were blocked for local cones. Well, the prime minister is probably driving with the police, maybe even cleaning the road, but I repeat, I have not seen it. Maybe he somehow steals quietly, early in the morning, while everyone is asleep. :) It is not necessary to talk about the rest - in the parliamentary parking lot, even in the senate seats, humble cars and, of course, without flashbacks. So what there, the former defense minister in the Montreal subway was murdered.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №70473
 23.09.2012
At the wedding, the witness congratulates the young people: "I wish you, Bride, that your husband would call you by different beautiful names."

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №70472
 23.09.2012
X: I have optimized the BD so much that I have swallowed myself!
x: Previously, the request was 30 seconds, then 28 seconds.
X: And now 0.00005...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №70471
 23.09.2012
Comments on Robot:
Really genuine thing. Purchased for interest, but after one cycle of cleaning, the interest went into a practical plane. It really works well - performs the functions of a vacuum cleaner. The worker of the first guild is very funny when confused with something. Something is picked up and selected. One wheel up, the other up. :)

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70470
 23.09.2012
In an article dedicated to Breivik on Wikipedia it says:
21 years of imprisonment with the possibility of extending the sentence for another 5 years unlimited number of times.

> How is it? The Swiss approached and said, “Sir, will you extend?”
> Yes, for 5 years please.


[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №70469
 23.09.2012
The train Tyumen-Kazan I get out of it and in a hurry look into the city. A man approaches and asks how long. I am 5 hours. Fuck your mother! And only the heels shone... Only then I realized that we had 2 hours difference)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №70468
 23.09.2012
contact with the manager via Skype.
Where did you put the report? I cannot find
I: I pumped it yesterday and put it on your table.
I am: Nakata
I apologize for the printing.)
Chefs checking the table

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70467
 23.09.2012
Today, on Saturday, September 22, my girlfriend got married.
I sit at home, I will drink. I am an idiot.

Yes my brother.

We have a lot of such idiots, right?

You are not reproducing.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №70466
 23.09.2012
Q: What do you think of the scammers and scammers?
I am not an enemy of myself, so I am positive.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70465
 23.09.2012
Fuck, I won’t buy anything at all. As long as you bring the shit from the store - it's all outdated!

Buy HTC, cheer them on the Korean race with an apple

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №70464
 23.09.2012
from the forum.
Victor Tsoy: People, alone try, it is easy, I, for example, survived 110 kg
MrCourage300: Don’t fuck, you’re dead long ago

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №70463
 23.09.2012
xxx: Mikhail, Mikhail, why did you brooosil меняаааа?

YYY: The shooting did not raise the hand.

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70462
 23.09.2012
Residence of evil: Revenge, limitation - 18 years, children's ticket - 700 tenge.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №70461
 23.09.2012
The morning. I wake up from being stabbed on my cheek.
Stand up, open your eyes.
I see, I’m already dressed.
I don’t understand, what have you already gathered?
She - And gathered, and prepared breakfast, and your coffee is shrinking. I woke up before, I just didn’t want to wake you up. Now is the time for you too.
Why didn’t I wake up when you passed through me?
How do I know why you didn’t wake up? (Here you stop screaming and blaming) - Why are you not awake, eh?! You should have felt that I wasn’t there! Suddenly something happened to me? Suddenly, aliens kidnapped me.
I - No, I stopped hoping for such happiness a year and a half ago.)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №70460
 23.09.2012
Coming from work. Family meet in the hallway. He beat his wife and kissed a cat.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №70459
 23.09.2012
On the street I heard a conversation of my daughter (5-6 years old) with her mother:

Mom: What about the English "I want a white cat?".
I don’t want a white cat.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №70458
 23.09.2012
I now live in the United States (exchange student), there is this dialogue with a girl from school:
Listen, and you are from where?
I: From Ukraine
Girl: Where is this?
I: Eastern Europe
Girl: Well... sorry, I’m just not very strong in geometry. You fucking, what geometry, I wanted to say in geology, I’m not very strong.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №70457
 23.09.2012
How to call a boy a cat?
YYY: Call it Boson.
XXX: And then look for a few years?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №70456
 23.09.2012
You are good, you know English.
WOW: What is cool?
You can normally sing in English and not carry any unintelligible humour to any person!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №70455
 23.09.2012
The little girl (9 years old) decayed because the doll's head fell off. And even today in the afternoon, she was playing GTA and said “I love shooting people.”

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