and Camouflage

As a specialist on mushrooms, I can assure you – mushrooms see you in any camouflage. And what is not hidden - this is the only way for the passionate part of the fungal society to leave their native fucking and see the big world. You are on them with knives.
You are beasts, gentlemen.

In fact, "coat" is a useful thing. If an ancient Russian peasant had seen you call the cockroach cattle, he would have given you a...
The evil! Return to reality. This is the 21st century, you are in the community, I cut black metal. If the ancient Russian peasant had seen me, he would have given me a sense of self-preservation.

First-class student Vovochka hit classmate Lenochka with a wallet on the head, although he wanted to say to her, "I love you!" Lennochka understood everything and wanted to say, "I love you too," but struck the Wolf first under the breath with her fist, and then her knee into her mouth.

(Programming in Africa)
I did not write this code on a notepad, but on a button phone on the J2ME platform.

How it was

At that time I had not yet had to write the code on the note. I simply had no money to buy it. The parents wanted to help, but it was difficult for them: they would have to choose between buying a notepad and paying for school or other necessary expenses.

I was lucky: a relative gave me a Nokia 2690 phone. This phone in the picture above changed my life, it was on it that I was developing my Xmx Me, a not-flown social network and several other projects. With this phone and the desire to succeed, I spent hours printing code on a tiny keyboard. And in another way, I was lucky: I found an app to compile my J2ME projects. So yes, creating a J2ME app on a J2ME phone is really possible.

Fully determined to my goal, I found a job – I made a site on order to earn the missing amount on a laptop. How to make a website on a Nokia phone? It’s very simple: bring a friend with a hospitalist on Facebook and every night get him asking to see your website on his screen and give feedback. It was cheaper for me than daily trips to an internet cafe.

In Russia, every dog knows – if you have a dumb master – learn to swim.

Not the mother.

A few years ago there was a case in the city:
However, if a child were NOT in camouflage, it would be so easy to lose him.
And no, I am not a mother, I have no children at all.

Your history has never been characteristic of the present Holivud. It is rather one of those in which moms embedded in smartphones push their wheelchairs with their children under the cars.
If you took a four year old into the forest! As a child, you should understand that you did not go for mushrooms, but for an excursion. that your goal is to spend time with the child in nature, to introduce him to the fauna, to teach careful treatment and the basics of orientation. If the only curve is set on the mushrooms, then your child will still be lost, even if you hang him with guirlandes.
And the fact that a child is afraid to seek help from parents because of the fear of being offended also says a lot.

"You did not arrange a grand scandal with clarification of relationships, so everything was normal" is not such a rare phenomenon.

Oh yes! How many times have I tried this!! While quiet, without screaming and roaring, you say something - many just miss it by their ears. In the end, you propose to break up, and immediately:

Oh, how did it happen?
I’ve told you this and that many times, but you’ve ignored it.
“Well, you didn’t scream, I thought it wasn’t a serious request.

A fool like you, Lena, must be searched for.
Why do you look for me, I didn’t hide.

Fans of camouflage in the forest!
A couple of years ago in our city there was a case: a family went to the forest for mushrooms and lost a child 4(!) of years. He was dressed in camouflage pants, camouflage t-shirt, camouflage jacket and camouflage bandana (which impressed me). According to the parents, lost literally in a couple of minutes: mom and dad turned the mushrooms to cut, turned - the son is not visible and does not respond. Fortunately, we found it quickly in the morning. A few hundred meters from the place where the child was approximately lost, he slipped into a small hole and could not get out, was silent because he feared that his parents would argue (normal logic for a 5-year-old child). It all ended well, generally.
However, if the child was NOT camouflaged, would it be so easy to lose him by bending behind the mushrooms, and would it not be easier to notice in the wool before the call of the rescuers?
And – most importantly – well NAFIGA dress in the forest by mushrooms like Rambo in the jungle? Even a camouflage on the head, or suddenly a sniper on the mushrooms... And yet, why should this camouflage be released on a child’s size?
And no, I am not a mother, I have no children at all, I just don’t really understand why to create problems where you can’t create.

by Kolkhami

Among other things, most of these organizations lure customers by phone to their offices to force services and goods into credit in a suspicious way on the brink of illegal. And the staff of the call center is often aware of both the relaxing tea in the reception room for visitors, and the "free cosmetic procedures", after which some naive housewife in the state of a zombie buys a suitcase of unnecessary sheep.

I get back quickly when I say I have a different citizenship. The loan cannot be hanged.

Are these bars?
and yes.
He is whose?
From Dagestan to us.
Sergey to stop. Why are you talking so strangely?
I read Shakespeare before the exam, preparing all night. What about the seller?
and c)

How can you prove that this check was paid by you? Do you have a few witnesses?

Better is. I have a check. The document.

Tagged half a year

"The guy saw the way out, wanted to decide"

I am such a super-responsible fool who has been solving other people’s problems for years, because it is necessary to work on relationships and we love each other so much!
The outcome is the same, just a few years and billions of nerve cells later.
But I, the shit, could give the guy another chance, because he has changed again "and "works on himself", now he "knows exactly what to do".
You know what? Let it all go.

And yet, it is far from the fact that the lady was silent as a partisan "you did not arrange a grand scandal with clarifications of relationships, so everything was normal "not such a rare phenomenon.

Negroes take land from white farmers like Negroes will work on this land
WOW: It is hard to argue. If the whites wake up in time, the blacks will actually work there.

The Aegean Sea

I also have a husband of such Petrosian, a tongue without bones, slaps to the right and to the left. I am accustomed to such a sense of humor, and the child believes unconditionally.

Recently, I received a great deal from my daughter, who was mocked by the whole group in the kindergarten for the story that the light bulbs shine at night because they have a diode in their buttocks. Previously, they said, each night they lighted each other with fireworks, and now on the bubble they will press the button and shine. The Nanotechnology!
He is stressful and the child is stressful.

Unconscious of him:

What does it have to do with conscience? People just do their job, whatever it is. No one is bad about advertising calls (except for those who are mentally unhealthy), the law is not violated. And in general, conscience is something of the past century, now it is not in fashion.

and ah. Here he is an exemplary call center servant, neither of mind, nor of shame, nor of conscience. The workers of the fascist concentration camps and the Gestapo also said: we just did our job. They should also understand and forgive. "We are not such, life is such"

DDD> Boian (Boian) - archaeological culture of the Neolithic era (4th thousand years) to do. N N. E is.on the territory of Moldova, Romania and Bulgaria. ...when they say, “Well, this is already a battle,” it means that this topic is 5-6 thousand years old.

NNN> Well, to such heights I am far away, but my jokes in Novgorod berestines found, it is a fact.
The neighbor's cat attached a garden label for plants to the anti-bleach collar and wrote on it "Yah Kitty". And that same winter, the academician Zaliznyak told how the excavations found a berry plaque "I'm a Puppy" with two holes to bind to a puppy. At that moment I realized how many of my jokes were bearded...

A security officer (SB) in the subway stops for inspection - the frame reacted to the bag. Conducting through the bag with a hand metal detector, I simultaneously show the content. It looks like nothing metal but still feeds.

SB: Maybe there is metal money in some pocket?
I: No, I have no money.
Yes, brother, the same problem.

xxx: Who can advise which less normal club can be entered today without a special invitation?
yyy: Our club of air enthusiasts has a meeting at the Pioneer Palace today at 18:00, if you want, join us.

This is! What’s wrong with a girl wanting to get married? The ring is a fetish..all the fools-friends are not married, and she is already married, it is also..a reason for pride and self-admiration...Everyone could not, and she was able to pull the body of the gamer to ZAGS, you think it was easy? But it turned out that in the marriage he remained a gamer, and she was hit by homework and online sex, and he just got married, so that for sex (and borsche) not to go far, most marry because of this. The girl realized that the job was her, and the entertainment was him, and she thought it wasn’t so!“Gamer worries that he has set up plans, that with food and bed the matter has resolved, he has married! And then he was brutally broken...And you can understand him too, all the expelled from the womb of the family, the men of the family have their hands and knots – and what’s wrong, I got married!!And that for the family they are of no importance and except for the fox, nothing can be invested in the relationship, it is a completely different song.