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 24.12.2017
A security officer (SB) in the subway stops for inspection - the frame reacted to the bag. Conducting through the bag with a hand metal detector, I simultaneously show the content. It looks like nothing metal but still feeds.

SB: Maybe there is metal money in some pocket?
I: No, I have no money.
Yes, brother, the same problem.
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