During the maslenica instead of the foreign "ok" I propose to say "this is the handcuffs!"

I go to meet friends. The meeting place is unknown, so the road is shown by Nokia in navigation mode. I am late, my friends worry where I am and call without stopping. Each time the phone closes the card with a photo of the caller. I get married, but I go. The new challenge:
Will you be soon? Another one calls.
If you don’t stop calling me to the navigator, never!

111: what is this song there where "Dam dam dam dam dam dam dam dam dam dam dam"?

222: You are chasing?1 is the imperial march!

333 of Agha. There is still a continuation of "no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no"

Today I saw a spherical apple tree in a vacuum. The girl with the iPhone and iPad from which she read the biography of Jobs.

From a dating site.
Are there normal guys?
The first comment:
There must be a lot of princes, a lot of horses.

The rapid transition to democracy in Syria is hindered by the air defense system and chemical weapons.

Routetracker, discussion of the concert of the debtors 2011

The coolest blacks of modern times! Even the chorus is alive, to protect!!!! to
If they had a chorus of dead, they would indeed have been rough.

Who is the first person to applaud?! to

A cookbook with recipes from different countries.
Opened by accident:
The Muslim pork.
I closed the book...

The distinctive feature of the Russian (Russian) mentality is the ability to work in the Aural/Pizzet mode / “the boss is missing.” And the absolute inability to live when everything is relatively good and calm.
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Who invented this topic with the foam!!? Every year I got exactly that amount of foam, so that it was enough until the next 23rd... And what now?! I have no foam, but with a wire and a housekeeper (where to take it at all?) is

HHH
Have you been late to Dominica?
YYYY
The guy, with a little Dominican yet does not shine, it is better to go there without children. Sanna said it was funny.
HHH
Clear pepper sho without children, I will leave my so with my grandmother.
YYYY
Prostitutes are Ahuen Negritoski for 30 backs, cocaine for the same price and rum by the river.
XXX is
Ohana...
XXX is
It is easier for children to stay with their wives.
YYYY
:D
XXX is
:D

A friend’s husband has returned from a flight and they plan to conceive a child before the husband leaves on the next flight.
I: You know, this process is not very predictable, you may not have time before it goes on the flight.
Well, I hope I’ll still get pregnant in his presence...
I am O_O

I recently heard a wonderful phrase.
xxx: "The periodic sinus is pleasing to God"
YYY: Oh, and the arguments were?
XXX: There were... and more! For the period is unchanged and constant, just as God himself is.

After the celebration

XHH: What are you doing?
Rest of the guests!
HH: What about them? Arrived in extension? O_O

Only on the eve of February 23, you can see a smiling girl in the bus with a drill just bought.

From a letter to my favorite friend:

I: Did I tell you that I love it?
Q: I say it, but I say it.
I: I adore you
Q: I’m so upset that my butt is dumb.
I am fucking
I: Could it have been without it?
Q: In the sense of the smooth ruby heated my cheeks)

Ladies and gentlemen, your poop is very good today!
So go down and tell her this personally.

Q: What kind of education do you need to be a stripper?
HH: Not what, but what
XH: Two education, at least 3 degree

My 4 year old daughter has a mystery:
We will fill the vase with various colors.
The teeth!