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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №15377
 24.03.2009
Why are you here, girls? How many of you will be?))
I am one piece, I am one piece, I am one piece, I am one piece, I am one piece, I am one piece, I am one piece.
Leha: I always knew that.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №15376
 24.03.2009
I just go for a walk, I go to a friend, I watch a picture: her boyfriend makes a computer (the problem is that the computer is absolutely not turned on, as the socket is pulled out), the body is unfolded, the work is boiling, everything is done and still stands next to some man, like the left... well, in general, he tries to say something every 5 minutes, and the guy is constantly sending him, I say I can do it myself... and the man stands and smiles. I was even interested, because the man clearly knows what the reason is :) In general, after half an hour, the guy gives up and tells the man "well what you wanted there, say already", and the man answers him "that I am an electrician simply, the entrance disconnected". The face of the guy hoped to see :)))))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15375
 24.03.2009
Jimson: At the same speed as the sandwich tends to fall with oil down, the spoon in the shell tends to get under a stream of water and splash everything around.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15374
 24.03.2009
Sleeping is very boring, but fucking, so pleasant.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №15373
 24.03.2009
He: ))) recently discussed the question of who is more profitable to grow - girls or boys.. about girls said - they need to buy pants, dolls, pants for dolls, cosmetics, cosmetics for dolls., but they eat - a spoonful of assets for lunch...
a boy like a pair of jeans is happy and hello, but here eats scuco like a cock :D
See also: Look more widely
Then he grew up - buy him a bicycle, then a motorcycle, then smash from the army, then buy an apartment so that the bridegroom can.
She: and at the same time he’s always eating shit like a cock :D

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15372
 24.03.2009
<@edd>the son of the Korean in the kindergarten with a friend in two haris drank a pot of compot. It was a quiet hour. In order not to burn, they poured water in the kitchen in which the beets were boiled and diluted with the remaining compot.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15371
 24.03.2009
by Lenta.ru
A 114-year-old man was found with 100 bags of marijuana.
– – – – – – – –
This is the secret of longevity! It is prohibited by Scuchi.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15370
 24.03.2009
And if you look at the cockroaches, you can say that it is a ugly dirty creature.
And it can be noted that the cockroach is surprisingly decent - it doesn't make noise, it chews what you did not clean yourself because of inaccuracy and your own purity.
It is elegant, it has a plastic racing car.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №15369
 24.03.2009
We always pay the state, we only pay for ourselves, we pay taxes for cars, and the roads as it did not!And so in everything!We, the mother of it, we will keep the state, although it must be the opposite!And all of them praise our protests and requests.So here is what I can do, it may be easier for killers to descend, hardly a lot will come out, so even officials will start to think about!in what thoughts I have been visited))

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №15368
 24.03.2009
I walked around the shopping center and saw a wonderful picture:
Two troubled Gothic girls, 17, are going, inspecting the surroundings. Full equipment, i.e. Black black and only flashes of pseudo-implanted metal allow them to find them in the dark... And about one of the boutiques, from which the eye was pink and terribly beautifully smelled something perfumed, one of them stopped, with an obvious attempt to look around. For what was pulled out of there another with the phrase: I will not let you into this pink hell!! to

c) brownraven

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15367
 24.03.2009
Jk: The main disadvantage of old houses are thin walls and excellent hearing. So is it with us: every day closer to the evening and until the night we listen to the same thing as the neighbor below. The music is normal, it doesn’t stress me. But the three-year-old daughter is afraid of the noise. Attempts to agree with the neighbor to reduce the noise did not succeed. I have nothing but to invite my child to dance when she hears music. Fun and not scary at all.

Jk: And in the old houses are not only the walls thin :) And today this neighbor is stuck with a piece of patch that has flown away from the ceiling.

Jk: Go on, the compromise was found :)))))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15366
 24.03.2009
Talk about the TP:

Tony is still there. I call you, I dictate:
Press the button "start"
Pressed
Click on the "Settings"
Pressed
Click on the "Control Panel"
Pressed
Press "network connections"
Pressed
What do you see?
Wait, I will turn on the computer.

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15365
 24.03.2009
Vanya Potehin (dictor of the Lux FM radio, Kiev), stop quoting quotes from the bastion! About his friend who can’t grow up and whose machine doesn’t binge and doesn’t start! And also about my mom writing on the party... Garden+Maso... catches!Leave to the Abyss, who is not indifferent!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15364
 24.03.2009
Former DJ becomes new president of Madagascar
YYY: Soon they "I like to move it" will be an anthem.
xxx : xd

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15363
 24.03.2009
It is 18 years old!! 😉
I thank you 😉
Welcome to the world of sex, drugs and rock and roll!
You know, I’m not rock’n’roll very much.
It is O_O

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №15362
 24.03.2009
Television is a source of information.


c) Glebov.ru

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №15361
 24.03.2009
In some countries, it is necessary to become the next president.
to win a tender to provide security guarantees and
The impunity of the former.
© konde13 http://konde13.livejournal.com

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15360
 24.03.2009
Advertising Lays:"What a holiday without red caviar?".God, everyone :(

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №15359
 24.03.2009
History is real.
The boy and his girlfriend are walking around the city.In addition to them on the new AUDI TT passes a cute girl.The boy guides the car through the gaze and says:
The girl drove off a bad car.
His friend, also watching the car, says:
Yes not bad. You have only a chain and a ring.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №15358
 24.03.2009
by Battletoad:
Would the excavators tell me? How fast is the 300 cubes of fertilizer thrown by the Komatsu PC300/LC-7 or the Hyundai R35-7?

by DonCorrado:
2battletoad
You do not know that 300 cubes of grain are thrown faster and cheaper by the Tajiks.))) and if you swallow the comatsu/huyundayki over them unexpectedly, you will get 301 cubes..))

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