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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №95784
 24.03.2014
of expensive employers.

The employer sent me a letter.
xxx: "I have a lot of links to different websites, etc. and etc.
I worked with cocos and they struck me with them.
Could you remove them?"
Xxx (facepalm)
YYY: What is happening here?
I thought on Friday too.
xxx: then asked the leading questions on the topic, what is the "website "
xxx: and when I opened the letter, I first read "I have in my pulse" and thought "What, bleat?and "
Yyy: I was more interested in his cooperation with cocos

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №95783
 24.03.2014
Response to YAM
Disadvantages: I have a small carpet with an abstraction on a space theme (in the style of the 60s), it’s very dark, under the starry sky, with a bright yellow spot in the center. The first time quite often found it in the center of this spot, although some of the rooms were not cleaned. The robot complainingly asked (in English) to move it from here... Then he understood - it is working sensors to prevent falling from the steps - the size of the yellow spot is slightly larger than the robot and if he managed to enter it entirely, then he thought that around the gap has formed... While it is necessary before leaving this spot to put a hanger - it does not let him get to the spot entirely...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95782
 24.03.2014
In the subway, two guys enter the car, who, judging by the conversation, could not find each other for a long time because of the crowd. One to another:
- Here are the bears, there are the baclans. You are two in one!

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95781
 24.03.2014
The Crimean mothers wrote:

"And we started wind turbines, the shells reduced the supply of electricity by 50%. We were in Balaklava yesterday from 8 to 9:30 p.m. with candles. The gadgets didn’t work, stories were told in turn, even children, it was so great! Leave it off for a while :gy:"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №95780
 24.03.2014
The observing.

The greater the shortage of fuel, mineral raw materials, land and fresh water human civilization will face, the more greedy views will be towards Russia.

We have nothing to regret. See how much you want.

[ + 30 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95779
 24.03.2014
VadimoV: Well, I understood that Russia had to strangle the Tatars, Ukrainians and Russians in Crimea, that they would cut each other over, then bomb Kiev, but not Crimea, and only then make the Crimea a Kosovo option, such a strangle would be welcomed by the world community unambiguously. And the referendum is peaceful, it is not the right decision on the part of Crimeans and Russia, because it is not like everyone else.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №95778
 24.03.2014
I also share the observation:
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
to this:
Progress is not standing still...
Now you will not be surprised by a person who goes and does something on the phone.
XHH: And today I saw a man who goes and plays on the tablet!
___________________________________________
And how does a man go and from the smaragd the fallen server raises - did you not see?
Nothing is)
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
When I walked from universe to metre, a guy on rolls was on the meeting (!) And holding one hand in front of you!! With the other hand, I quickly printed something looking at the screen and not looking at the drug at all. He was late for defence.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95777
 24.03.2014
A strong hand is needed by those with a weak head, or those with a weak potency. and c)

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95776
 24.03.2014
VKontakte picture with quote: "One time a year go where you have not been".
For example, for couples...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №95775
 24.03.2014
All the books are recommended to read.)
In my opinion, there is no better antidepressant than the book "Three in a Boat" without counting the dog. by Jerome K. and Jerome. No matter what bad mood, read a couple of pages and it all passes))))) And you start to smile!!! to
My dad read it to me at 10 when I was sick. Now I read it to my son. I’ve read it so many times – not counting ? And it’s always funny and unrealistic!!! To tears and hysteria!! Like Uncle Podger painted a painting. Or is. How Montmorency fought with the teaser. Or, How They Cooked Irish Rough...
Read it, you will not regret it.)
Everyone is in a good mood! ?! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №95774
 24.03.2014
Alexander: Yesterday my grandmother called, said that I shouldn’t go to war with the shrimp))))
Feather : ) ) is a
Alexandra : and so ))
Russia 24
Would you not go?
Alexander: Well, the bastard said, so he wanted it.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №95773
 24.03.2014
Who’t say anything about traffic jams on meetings, tram routes, etc. I stand every day in a probation on the street of Liberty before the congress on the Volokolamku in the center. And every day on the left of the traffic jams around the roads are those whose “wife is giving birth,” “the airport is rushing,” “the work is burning,” and so on. As a result, the main stream moves many times slower due to the fact that they are stuck in this stream before the escape.
So, I did not miss such and I will not miss back on the road and if they climb - I will beat. Because of them every day in this same traffic jams and ambulances. And those who think that the trams and ambulances are standing because I don’t let the shrinkers and create traffic jams – they go through the woods. Or let us generally block the main stream so that the circles do not hinder the movement, don't give god the tram will become a traffic jamming.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95772
 24.03.2014
Now when they knock on my door and press the button of the call, they run out of the current and the light is cut off. I will always find out that someone has come to me, but these people will think about bothering me or not.

You are a chronic idiot!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №95771
 24.03.2014
Cats everywhere and everywhere
Pulling your nose.
If the nose does not pass
Nose
© B0JI muzz Oleg Oleg /post. and Yenou

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №95770
 24.03.2014
Stop posting dialogues with your husbands, you insult my feeling of loneliness.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95769
 24.03.2014
[23:17:48] Stardisk: Hurra, the shindows stood up
[23:17:57] Saturn_[Z]: Yay!
[23:22:58] Stardisk: Taax
Stardisk: Ohuenno
[23:23:06] Stardisk: no network, no sound, no video
[23:23:23] Saturn_[Z]: Populated by bytes.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №95768
 24.03.2014
from JJ:

I also think that this man is with a point on clean. Maybe not even a point. And really such a maniac, at home he has sterility, and in the refrigerator the head of the former neighbor, who once on the balcony ashes crushed accidentally.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95767
 24.03.2014
What a good people we have.
The fool has jumped out to the encounter - there will surely be someone who will find an excuse. "Woman is giving birth, late to the airport" and so on.
Here is no exception - and about Toyota's problems with the gas pedal remembered, and the version about refusing the brake and grandmother, who urgently needs to go to the hospital.
I do not know where the grandmother was actually taken, as it is not cynical, but they brought her to the hospital.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №95766
 24.03.2014
Comments on the subject
The last ship of the Ukrainian Navy in Sevastopol raised the Russian flag

The American ship in time with the Black Sea or would also raise the Russian flag.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №95765
 24.03.2014
I have a cat and a cat. A cat is a small, pessimistic creature, almost a mouse, can even feed, and the cat, on the contrary, is not a Maine Coon, but there are paws, chopsticks and tails, a rather large specimen. So, when they sleep together, the cat hugs the cat with a fist, pressing to himself, just like a plush toy.

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