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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №154117
 24.04.2020
There is a girl at work, she worked so badly that we asked her not to do anything, and when it had to be done, we often did it for her. I found out today that he was promoted. A known director.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №154116
 24.04.2020
The further the power is from the people, the more rights the police have against the people.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №154115
 24.04.2020
I spent a month in self-isolation.

7 km a day walk, without meat, milk and flour. I eat fresh vegetables, fruits and cook at home every day. I drink two liters of clean water every day.

The changes are amazing!! I feel great! Zero of alcohol. Healthy gluten-free diet without caffeine and an hour of home workout, I do yoga every day. Learn to meditate!

I lost 10 kg and gained muscle mass. I learn a new profession remotely. I learn a second foreign language. 

P.S I have no idea who wrote it, but I am so proud of this person that I decided to copy and post it.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №154114
 24.04.2020
With disarming pride, the energy minister said: “Despite the fact that oil prices have fallen, we have managed to make vigorous and timely efforts to prevent gasoline prices from falling.”

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