We hired a new designer. He was asked to paint the girl’s eggs. I painted. It’s photoshop, but it’s not bad anyway. He said he was "fearful to work in this company". :D

For the girls:
No moral principles will stop you from casual connections like not shaved legs in time.

My daughter (4 years) today gave out: Mom, do I have a brain?
Mother: Of course
Daughter: So this dog, who is cuddling in the street, will blow it up to me.
I love children and dogs.

Q: What to give to the boss?
A big false! for educational work.
Or a joke.
Are you a masochist?
I am the boss 😉

One of my acquaintances after a long search found a good job in a very decent company. by specialty. The Carrier. He even started walking with his head proudly raised. He was fired because of his poor vision. In the hall, as in Japan, they put the director’s chest, so that after work, employees could relieve stress by shaking the director’s layout. And here one day, when the real director stopped at the exit, my acquaintance identified and shouted, "Why was this crazy not in place?“I put him in the mouth. Of course, this annoying misunderstanding could not be left unnoticed by the management of the company.

I have a smell today. He defended his diploma at 5.
Life was shit, and it remained.
I want sex and love, and fuck only with two other people's diplomas - a friend who was not sent in response to a request for help at 3rd grade, and a beloved girl who in a month marries another.

Life, shit, fairness is right.
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Zen’s master walked around the market and said:
Life is beautiful!
The dealer objected:
It is all not so. I work from early in the morning to late in the evening, I earn little and I am tired all the time. My wife is foolish, and I have two foolish sons.
What the Master replied:
Yes you are right! Your life is shit!

Sister from the holiday writes a text message "Bagovonocall my, why do you get rid of your wounds "Tell the man we are with the donkeys". It still proves that she wasn’t drunk.)

A time of morale!
I was fooled by porn sites.

Yours and Yours!!! The morning is over!!!! to

Admin: I once gave the girl a password: "attractive" - from the first time she never managed to enter it...
On request to issue another, offered "unprecautionary" :-))

Today the news shows graduates. Mouth to ears. "The exams have passed! Everything is over! It is over!! Now the Institute ahead!"
They are naive...

My cousin served in Afghanistan and, as a young soldier, his grandparents sent him to the natives for anash. His thoughts: "I will not go - they will be late, I will go - I will send again... " He went, but brought a little, very little... They did not leave, because he brought, they did not eat, because little brings...

I would have been scared of injections in his ass, too. Suddenly the brain is shaken.

That’s why when you’re thin, every fox will tell you that you’re a skeleton, and if you tell her about her fat ass, then there’s an insult and a thousand respectable reasons.

Of course, there are people who are not superstitious, but a gas car with the number 666, which runs on the track, 15 meters from which the forest is burning, is a terrible spectacle.

Administration, you have the phone numbers of the authors of the quotations listed incorrectly!

The first lesson of philosophy.
by Hilmonenko
Write Halimonenko correctly.
Think of a book and/or
Think of philosophy or philosophy.
PRED
I understood the difference...

I could not open the gasoline tank in the winter. He asked for a lighthouse at Gaia. I just raised to the backyard – I watched – the haishnik runs – five copies of eyes! I immediately realized that I was not doing that. It was a long time ago, if
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I read the quotation about the passages of my ancestors to the exam, remembered a case from life. I passed the exam for four. What a miracle. All the morning I wandered, telling my ancestors that I would not give up. Shocked by the four, she began to speak honestly to her parents. Their reaction just killed me.
Did she give? For how much? And why four?
Dad gave up? Did you give up? Well, all the debt to the homeland paid, go, baby)))))

I am not such. You are fucking. with UV. Life is