If a stranger approaches and says he weighs 110 kilograms, he has been boxing for 15 years and he is a pederast.

The producer of porn movies goes in the elevator, there comes a huge Negro and says: "Rise - 195 centimeters, length - 25 centimeters, Nak Byson" The producer falls faint, the Negro bowed over him, the producer comes to himself and asks: "What did you last say?" - "Nag Byson is my name" - "Fhu, and I heard the "Beyond"...

This is called lexical reproduction :)

About the Reproduction:
In the 1980s, this was the case:
The Minister of Culture is asked – why in Azerbaijan people speak "shashlik-mašlik, green-melen" and so on.
He thought and answered "Eye! There is a lack of culture!"

I have neighbors grandparents. Sometimes I help them, something to pull, bring, etc., and they give thanks with chocolate tiles, then cookies. Well, because of my upbringing, purely instinctively, I first deny it, say it is not necessary, it is not worth bla bla bla, and then they still insist and I accept sweets. So recently I thought that this circus, they give - I accept and it's all about it. And recently I heard their conversation: "Look what a shy man has become, what he doesn't give, so he immediately gets enough and doesn't even try to give up, next time he won't get anything." I am grateful, but I ask nothing.

<<A very ecclesiastical young man...>

It reminded the history: there is a major religious center in our city. One day someone brought some holy relics there. The people broke. I’m in the bus, there’s a lot of people going for a gift. The controller enters, and most of the passengers do not pay for the trip, while it is clear that they are coming from the church. The controller said so with insult and insult: "Look, you are believers, you are leaving the church, and you have no conscience pay."
As the saying goes, God is God, and Caesar is Caesar.

I open the JJ and hit the title of the famous cook Stalick "What to do with a disabled cat?"
With horror I await the decision in his spirit: "You just have them..."
and Fuck. He was really worried about the cat.

Yesterday at a glass of beer, a friend shared a story of his failure, which I was amazed at.



About five years ago, he heard that they started shooting a series based on a very good fantasy book and that it would be a bomb. So, he decided to prepare thoroughly and read the book first. He did not remember the name, but knew there was something about Ice and Winter... After a short search, he found this book and it consisted of 47 volumes. But a friend did not stop it. After reading all of Tom and spending a cloud of time he was looking forward to the series. And what was his surprise that in the series everything was different and in general he was filmed on the basis of the book "The Song of Ice and Fire", and the book he read was called "Ice People" ))

One of our employees went on vacation and took a bubble with a red paint. And you know why? In the case of terrorism - shooting in public places, pretending to be dead, casting it on yourself. It was 2016...

Revenge is a dish that should be served cold. I remember this in a car school. My aunt came to study, and on the first day he fought with a driving instructor. The instructor, having a duplicating clutch pedal, helped her touch from the spot every time, but did not spread about it. My aunt was out of Paphos. The newcomer is suffering around, and she has everything without problems. In fact, having the brain of the instructor and fellow members, she, nevertheless, continued on the full program, but the instructor courageously tolerated. On the day of the exam, she couldn’t even touch her place.

Funny will be the World Cup in football 2018, due to the absence of all teams, the national team of Russia will be the World Champion in football 2018. (Refusal to issue a visa, suspected doping, suspected involvement in terrorism, etc.)

And what if the removal of our team from the 2016 Olympics is someone’s evil intention? The unprecedented scale and cynicism of the terrorist attack in Rio, the whole world is in shock, and whose national team does not participate?

to be simpler:

"Science and Technology":
You haven’t heard of zoning, haven’t you? There are places in space (city, internet, etc.) Where a certain contingent is going, and another is not. At the same time, these different groups may not even know that these places exist.
This website is not an indicator of public opinion. Probably about 60% of the population (and I think even more) do not know about the existence of this site at all. If all your surroundings know about it, then this is not an indicator at all.

– is
A survey on the Internet showed that 100% of people without exception have watched the Internet at least once.

I will add to this, so that the full picture in front of your eyes is:
So he will introduce you: "Fighting Pidoras Vasya, it is nice to know."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Next footage from the film "Police Academy", those with the bar "Blue Oysters" and this music: Taddam-Tadada

Scene in the metro. There is a young man sitting, such a big man, reading a book. There is an elderly woman with a heavy bag, he ignores her. She is tired of waiting, she asks to give her a place. What the standard monologue gets: say, he is not obliged, and for the trip everyone pays the same, and in general...
I glanced into his book, wondering what he was reading. You will not believe the Gospel of Matthew. A very devoted young man.

They are lovers of fishing like fishermen.
Not paying attention to the children;
the matter is to the supervisor/wife;
large - the main fat: boiled in place;
rare - a reason for pride, stories, photos and posting videos on YouTube;
But if you catch a shark with parliamentary crusts - trouble.

A story about a small boy and the integral is uncertain.
When I was a kid, my mother studied as a designer engineer, at that time not autocaders and plotters, all drawn on vatman. And I liked it too, then put a pencil, then an ambulance. I studied science accordingly. Once a fellow student brought to us home his drawing, asked to check for errors. Mom turned on the table, and let’s look, and I approach from the other side, I look at the drawing, and I say, “Mom, there’s not enough arrow at the crane.
(On drawings near the shutter valve, a arrow is needed that shows the direction of rotation when closing). You would see the birth of this student. A 5-year-old boy found a mistake on his course drawing.

Arguments that in other languages other countries call as they want here go by. We are talking about Russian language. And officially in Russian there is the word "Belarus" and not "Belarus" (I write now and even mozilla the second version underlines red).

It is correct to emphasize that there is no connecting letter A in Russian either. But there is a connector O: Belorussia, Montenegro, Krasnogorsk. White Russia, Black Mountain and Red Mountain.

Basilinguistic

It is linguistic! Recently, the scientific name of such word formations as shishlik-mashlik and hat-figapka has jumped through. Plush to remind! I have not been able to record (

This is called lexical reproduction :)

The dispute of educated generations is a long matter. My argument is simple: we were asked 10 tasks from Scanavi at school. Moreover, from ALL sections, if anyone understands what I am about. I said everything.

A commentary in the discussion of a phone case that "protects against surveillance" by "blocking radiation at frequencies up to 1000 MHz":
"Blocking all the channels on the means of communication, of course, is fun, but with the same success I can carry a sandwich in my pocket.

to this:
We have so many people after forty who believe in the harm of GMOs, telegony and homeopathy. The Soviet education rule, and how. Modern, undoubtedly, has become worse, but on average people have not become dumber.

Let’s see how many debils after forty will be when people with Soviet education will finish.